cars on the net

You *do* know there is a serial number on your car? -- Leif Nixon

FWIW, I've talked to my car about broadcasting its serial number on the Internet. It expressed remorse and promises never to do it again. -- Cael Jacobs

Oh, sure. It says that *now*, but you just wait: it's going to sneak online when you're gone for your evening walk; soon, it'll be pretending not to run properly so you'll be forced to take the bus to work, leaving it free to jump on the 'net and announce itself to the world for hours on end.

Next thing you know, it's going to get something pierced or tatooed. -- D. Joseph Creighton