fake Billy Mays products

Drunk Jack - Billy Mays gives driving instructions through the speakers in the car to help you drive home so you don't have to think clearly, identifies cops around you and automatically fills your car with 47 million cans of beer so the cops can't smell the alcohol on your clothing. Explodes your car if there's still danger. "If you can't see straight, let the Drunk Jack navigate" "Before you get thrown in jail by some asshole, let the Drunk Jack drive you home with no hassle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCQg2V2CjcY

iCan't Insurance - Super expensive insurance (47 million for you, 2 trillion for entire family) that only covers breaking your back, suicide and amputation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKWtaA1NFM

Anthony Sullivan Away - Makes Anthony Sullivan go away for good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CcT2qjrB9c

Big Smelly Slider Station - press and cook smelly garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agJ5pc5YWiY

Suicide Putty - lets out toxic fumes that cut off the air you breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2QbPuPORI

Suicide Ladder - causes death via blood loss, comes with Engrave-It to engrave a suicide note on the ladder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W9mx6ORSM

Suicide Jack - causes a car crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1jIK_Ec5Q

NeverWipe - fast and easy way to wipe your ass without any hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haThyjEnkuA

Suicide Hooks - hang yourself on a shower door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X66J7_oMJs

Orange Condom - spray-on condom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG8XBC3A0z4

Bitch Switch - turn on any bitch with the flick of a switch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo2brbC9Vxk

Big City Superpack
New Big City Toilet - half the size of the original
Handy Shit Bazooka - connect to the Big City Toilet, shoots out poop at over 100mph
Shit Switch - cures constipation, transmits powerful radio frequencies into your butt to force you to poop until you turn off the switch "Mount it on your ass and your shit will pass"
Shit Shine - add bling to your poop "Push Shit Shine deep into your ass and you're ready to shit with class"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJZvh7i1VA

Jack Off Budy - masturbate on the go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2fUSc8uvc

Shark Switch - lets you control any shark from up to 50 feet away, so it can attack people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqF6uh70pzA

Mighty Orange Tough Acting Deshitter - a cleaner powered by gopher blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfc0djjkd64

Billy Mays Bathroom - wireless bathroom that you can use anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90jxog8LxXo

Billy Insurance - a subscription to afford Billy Mays products
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3AoiAMcECg

Moron Away - makes annoying people and flies go away for good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOmRR06rqtI

Big City Collider Station - A mini Large Hadron Collider, can make a black hole that is then clogged and closed by a large amount of something that the Grater Plater can grate like cheese or chocolate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RTxw3mI7jk

Awesome Toxic Spray - "kills anything up to 50 feet away."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHCSxOW8

Original Billy Burger Station - Makes delicious Billy Burgers with 2 gophers, 6 sticks of Mighty Putty and a whopping 6 pound bucket of Billy Mays nuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGqm_-ZDcJ0

The Big City Toilet - Lets you poop anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P72qvW8BAhk

Bullet Impact Gel - Protects you from bullets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8yR0vkvoYM&list=PLEF0F3AB5B56A2848#t=62

Hercules Urine - The fastest way to get ripped instantly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfeKz6U-Swc

Green Away - Kills trees, ruins the environment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZpFUqX3rY

Big City Murder Station - Kills people, comes with the Billy Mays Murder License which lets you get away with any murders, and What Odor? which cleans up any evidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mUB35puUoE

The AWESOME Auger - Makes everything awesome, made of solid awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_4xvydlCo

Billy Channel - One of the best channels on TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAfqCef0Rvg

Big City Switch - Weird product that's supposedly "useful" but it's not known what it does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXSqLP8VuRo

The Billy Bazooka - a bazooka for shooting people with, can be mounted on your car, comes with Red Bull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzg0jpkOR1A

Impact Sword - giant medeival sword, lets you damage stuff easily, kill gophers for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkjyYOECP8w

Shit Salad - salads made of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IZ84txcqPI

Liquid Weed - super powered weed spray that gets you high in seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8As7k3S1GSc

Hercules Laser - lets you blow up anything easily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtHkHcvfZaw