Some stupid ideas

----the prompt
DUD12 enters the chatroom.

Me: Okay, I need an idea for my animation.
DUD12: Geez, not again... What is it this time, Mike?
Me: So I have this cat-man, that is, a man with a head of cat, that has the ability to grow breasts that look like female boobs.
DUD12: Okay, and?
Me: I need you to picture some weird situation where his boobs just start growing out of nowhere.
DUD12: Wait, didn't you just say he can just grow them whenever he wants?
Me: No, I didn't say that. In fact, his problem is that he can't control when they grow. Just go wild with your imagination.
DUD12: Okay, let me see...
-------result
DUD12: So, his boobs just starts growing out of nowhere. What are you going to show him to grow into?
Me: It's a superhero kind of story. You know, like with breast cancer and stuff.
DUD12: Oh, yeah, like the breasts of a superhero.
Me: Yeah, but, it's a weird superhero. He can grow breasts that look like boobs, but they are also capable of sucking blood.
DUD12: Oh, I like that idea.
DUD12: So, his boobs grow out and suck his opponent's blood.
Me: Yeah, he can use them to suck their blood, so that they can grow bigger.
DUD12: Okay, so he sucks blood and they grow. That's a bit too weird, but I can handle that.
DUD12: So, do you have the character designs yet?
Me: Yeah, but, I need the breast thing.
DUD12: Okay, I'll draw some breasts.
DUD12: Well, I'm going to have to be a bit more creative than that, but, I'll draw some breasts.
DUD12: I'll try to make them look like boobs.
Me: Yeah,

-------another take
DUD12: So, he's out, in the park, and he's walking down the street, and suddenly, his boobs start growing out of nowhere, and start growing faster and faster.

-------another take
DUD12: So, he is... the master of the universe, and he wants to seduce one of the women of the universe, that he wants to meet. But she's already a lesbian, and it's her turn to be with a woman. So, he approaches her, and tries to seduce her, but she denies him, and says that she doesn't want to go out with a woman. So, he starts to cry, and starts to look more and more like a woman, and his breasts start to grow bigger and bigger...
Me: Hey, that sounds great!
Me: But it doesn't seem to be the best kind of idea.
DUD12: Okay, so you can add to it or not, I don't care, as long as you don't make it too girly.

-------another take
DUD12: He runs to the bathroom to take a shower, and his boobs start growing even bigger.

-------another take
DUD12: So, the cat-man has decided to go shopping.
DUD12: He goes to the store and buys a big bag of cornflakes.
DUD12: He comes home and gets ready to eat the cornflakes.
DUD12: He opens the bag, and BOOM!
DUD12: His boobs start growing out of nowhere!
DUD12: He's got cat boobs!
DUD12: The cornflakes are just a nice side effect.
DUD12: And now, he's looking all kitty-kitty, and his boobs are making him look even cuter.
DUD12: So what do you think?
Me: That's not too bad.
DUD12: Yeah, it's good, but I think it's missing something.
DUD12: Like, how would you make the boobs feel more realistic?
DUD12: I was thinking maybe if you could use some kind of gas that makes the boobs grow.
Me: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Me: But, then I think I'd want to do a funny part where the cat-man starts feeling a bit of pain.
DUD12: Yeah, like he gets a terrible migraine and his boobs start swelling up.
DUD12: That would be kind of funny.
Me: Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.
DUD12: Okay, what if you did that, and then, when he gets home from the store,----his boobs start to grow out of the side of his shirt?
DUD12: That way, he can't hide them anymore.
Me: That'd be awesome.
DUD12: Yeah, it would be cool.

-------another take
DUD12: So, you're telling me that he just suddenly has two large female boobs that just come out of nowhere?
Me: Well, he has trouble controlling himself, so he will start touching them first, before he even notices they're there.
DUD12: *Gasp!*
DUD12: So, he's touching his own boobs!
Me: It's like he's just a hypnotized or something.
DUD12: So, it's going to be a cartoon?
Me: Yeah.
DUD12: That's the best idea I've ever heard