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- Test complete.
- Here's the latest crap.
- Zany Ministry of Truth Czar Offered Advice to New President Joe Biden in 2020
- Need to Add ’New Governmental Structures and Legislation’
- *Greater* Funding for PBS, NPR
- Disinformation Is ‘an American Pathology’
- Twitter/Nina Jankowicz
- Nina Jankowicz, Biden’s truth czar, told the new president in 2020 that he should fight disinformation by giving the feds more power.
- Establishment Sen. Lisa Murkowski Laments 'I May Not Be Re-Elected'
- Establishment Sen. Lisa Murkowski Laments 'I May Not Be Re-Elected'
- 3,824
- Relatives: Former U.S. Marine Killed Fighting in Ukraine
- Relatives: Former U.S. Marine Killed Fighting in Ukraine
- 972
- Nina Jankowicz: 'Gender Disinformation' of Kamala Harris a Threat
- Nina Jankowicz: 'Gender Disinformation' of Kamala Harris a Threat
- 11,179
- Pope: Europe's Demographic Winter ‘Serious’, ‘Cannot Be Ignored'
- Pope: Europe's Demographic Winter ‘Serious’, ‘Cannot Be Ignored'
- 58
- Claim: European Union Energy Firms to Pay for Gas in Roubles
- Claim: European Union Energy Firms to Pay for Gas in Roubles
- 57
- Bill Barr: 'It Would Be a Big Mistake' to Make Trump 2024 GOP Nominee
- Bill Barr: 'It Would Be a Big Mistake' to Make Trump 2024 GOP Nominee
- 3,842
- 'Truth' Czar to Biden in 2020: Disinformation 'an American Pathology'
- 'Truth' Czar to Biden in 2020: Disinformation 'an American Pathology'
- 3,105
- Biden's Disinformation Chief: Non-Binary People Can Give Birth
- Biden's Disinformation Chief: Non-Binary People Can Give Birth
- 910
- Morgan Loses 70 Percent of Viewers After Trump Aide Crushes Him
- Morgan Loses 70 Percent of Viewers After Trump Aide Crushes Him
- 3,068
- Carney: Biden's Economy is the Definition of Stagflation
- Carney: Biden's Economy is the Definition of Stagflation
- San Diego Police Bodycam Footage Released of Unclad Groid Holding White Woman Hostage at Gunpoint.
- No one was hurt... Except for the part when she was raped.
- North Carolina Spic Arrested After Adopting Newborn and Killing it.
- More Evidence Released of Superfly Negro who Lured 16-Year-Old Girl by Saying He Knew Drake.
- Police Investigating Social Media Posts of Subway Silverback Shooter.
- Negro on the Loose After Killing White Woman and White Girl in Broward.
- Negro Cuba Gooding Jr. Pleads Guilty to Forcibly Touching White Woman.
- Towelhead El Shafee Elsheikh on Trial After Killing 4 Americans in Hostage Scheme.
- 2 Stabbed After Chimpout Breaks out on Harlem Subway Platform.
- ............... Weather.
- Sat 30 | Day
- 85°
- 24%
- S 11 mph
- Cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy this afternoon. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High around 85F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 74%
- UV Index
- 8 of 10
- Sunrise
- 6:48 am
- Sunset
- 8:07 pm
- Sat 30 | Night
- 70°
- 24%
- SSE 6 mph
- Partly cloudy skies this evening will become overcast overnight. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. Low near 70F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 86%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 6:45 am
- New Moon
- Moonset
- 8:11 pm
- Sun 01
- 88°
- /72°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- SE 15 mph
- Mon 02
- 85°
- /73°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 38%
- SSE 19 mph
- Tue 03
- 90°
- /72°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 18%
- S 14 mph
- Wed 04
- 90°
- /73°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SSE 19 mph
- Thu 05
- 89°
- /71°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 16 mph
- Fri 06
- 89°
- /70°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 10 mph
- Sat 07
- 92°
- /72°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 11 mph
- Sun 08
- 94°
- /73°
- Mostly Sunny
- 19%
- S 12 mph
- Mon 09
- 94°
- /73°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 15 mph
- Tue 10
- 93°
- /74°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 16 mph
- Wed 11
- 90°
- /71°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 37%
- SSE 16 mph
- Thu 12
- 86°
- /70°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 45%
- SE 14 mph
- Fri 13
- 88°
- /68°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 35%
- SE 12 mph
- Sat 14
- 88°
- /69°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 12 mph
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- Current threat: Chinks throwing coffee at people. 😑☕️
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- Bob Ross
- Bob Ross is was a New Age hippie tree hugger who is was best known for speaking softly, sporting an afro wig made out of his own pubic hair, and having an unhealthy fetish for trees. At least 100 years ago, Bob hosted a PBS program, "The Joy of Painting," where he would showcase his knack for painting happy little LSD clouds, happy little mushroom mountains, happy little cannabis trees, and guro porn. This makes him more creative than anyone who has ever posted anything online, ever.
- (( HAPPY LITTLE TREES ))
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- Charles S. Fairchild (April 30, 1842 – November 24, 1924) was a New York businessman and politician who served as United States Secretary of the Treasury from 1887 to 1889 and Attorney General of New York from 1876 to 1877.
- Credit: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; restored by Andrew Shiva
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go force feed Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
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