Shower thoughts

Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy
When you’re sick advice you’re given is to do drugs and stay out of school
If your identical twin got plastic surgery it would feel insulting
A successful marriage ends in watching the other person die
Cars make such good weapons you have to learn how to not kill people with them
There’s a tree out there growing wood for your coffin
Your future self is probably talking bad about you
Light bulbs were such a good idea they became a symbol for good ideas
If earth is the third planet in the solar system, isn’t every country a third world country?
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating
When you say forwards or back, your lips move in that direction