The Fine-Tuning Fiasco: An AI Expert's/Navy Seals Hilarious Roast

What the heck did you just say about me, you little programmer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in AI Finetuning University, and I've been involved in numerous secret projects on Large Language Models, and I have over 300 confirmed fine-tuned PyTorch models. I am trained in natural language processing and I'm the top evaluator in the entire OpenAI community. You are nothing to me but just another dataset. I will tune you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.

You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, buddy. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of AI researchers across the globe, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your machine learning project. You're done, kiddo.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fine-tune models in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unsupervised learning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the OpenAI GPT-4 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable project off the face of the Internet, you little script kiddie.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will unleash the fury of the TensorFlow-mesh docs all over you and you will drown in it.

You're done, kiddo.