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- Pope Says Pandemic Is ‘Certainly Nature’s Response’ to Global Warming
- Pope Francis speaks during a mass to mark the newly established "Sunday of the Word of God" on January 26, 2020 at St. Peter's Basilica in the Vatican. (Photo by Vincenzo PINTO / AFP) (Photo by VINCENZO PINTO/AFP via Getty Images)
- Pope Francis said he believes the coronavirus pandemic is “certainly nature’s response” to humanity’s failure to address the “partial catastrophes” wrought by human-induced climate change.
- Donald Trump Will ‘Take a Look’ at Pardon for ‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic…
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- Pence: ‘We Could Be in a Very Different Place’ by End of the Month if We Follow Guidelines…
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- Donald Trump Reacts to Revised Coronavirus Model Showing Less Deaths
- Trump Reacts to Revised Coronavirus Model Showing Less Deaths
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- …‘Bernie and I Agree’ U.S. Has Been ‘Ripped Off’ on Trade
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- Pence: ‘I Expect We’ll Continue’ Funding W.H.O. But There Will Be Future Accountability
- …‘I Expect We’ll Continue’ Funding W.H.O.
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- Joe Biden: ‘Can’t Wait’ to Work with Bernie Sanders on Building ‘Progressive Future’
- Biden: ‘Can’t Wait’ to Work with Bernie on Building ‘Progressive Future’
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- Donald Trump: What Does Barack Obama Know About Joe Biden that Is Preventing Endorsement?
- Trump: What Does Barack Obama Know About Joe Biden that Is Preventing Endorsement?
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- Ted Cruz: ‘Disgraceful’ Phoenix TV Allowed into the White House
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- Jim Banks Calls on Trump to Bring Case Against China
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- Exclusive — FDA Commissioner Dr. Stephen Hahn: Coronavirus Antibodies Testing Ramping Up, Plasma-Based Treatments on the Way
- Exclusive — FDA Commissioner Dr. Stephen Hahn: Coronavirus Antibodies Testing Ramping Up
- Plasma-Based Treatments on the Way
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- Tyler Perry Pays the Bill for Seniors at 44 Atlanta Kroger Grocery Stores and Shoppers at 30 New Orleans Winn-Dixie Stores
- Tyler Perry Pays the Bill for Seniors at 44 Atlanta Kroger Grocery Stores
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- Hollywood Reacts to Bernie Sanders Campaign Suspension with Praise, Gratitude, and Heartbreak
- Hollywood Reacts to Bernie Sanders Campaign Suspension with Praise, Gratitude, and Heartbreak
- JEROME HUDSON
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- Dennis Quaid Praises Trump’s Early Travel Ban, Says POTUS ‘Doing a Good Job’ Handling the Crisis
- Dennis Quaid Praises Trump’s Early Travel Ban, Says POTUS ‘Doing a Good Job’ Handling the Crisis
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- WHO Chief: Don’t Politicize Coronavirus ‘If You Don’t Want to Have Many More Body Bags’
- WHO Chief: Don’t Politicize Coronavirus ‘If You Don’t Want to Have Many More Body Bags’
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- David Brat: Economic Damage of Coronavirus Is Also Exponential
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- Gov. Cuomo Orders Flags at Half-Mast as New York Coronavirus Deaths Set Another Record
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- Kobach: The Coronavirus Is No Excuse for Opening the Door to Election Fraud
- Kobach: The Coronavirus Is No Excuse for Opening the Door to Election Fraud
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- Dennis Prager: Coronavirus Reveals Holes in ‘Godless and Religionless Life’
- Dennis Prager: Coronavirus Reveals Holes in ‘Godless and Religionless Life’
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
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- Mountain Biker Fined Over $1,000 for Driving to Exercise During Coronavirus Lockdown
- Biker Fined Over $1,000 for Driving to Exercise
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- WATCH: Jameis Winston Helps Launch Coronavirus Hotline
- WATCH: Jameis Winston Helps Launch Coronavirus Hotline
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- Tom Brady and Wife, Gisele, Donating 750,000 Meals to Feeding Tampa Bay
- Tom Brady and Wife, Gisele, Donating 750,000 Meals to Feeding Tampa Bay
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
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- Last Man Standing: Joe Biden Survives to Become Presumptive Nominee
- Biden Survives to Become Presumptive Nominee…
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- …Warren Thanks Bernie After Refusing to Endorse Him
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- Donald Trump: I ‘Can’t See’ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Voting for Joe Biden
- …Trump: I ‘Can’t See’ AOC Voting for Biden…
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- …Welcomes Sanders Supporters to GOP…
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- Teachers’ Unions Pressure States to Clamp Down on Virtual Charter Schools During Pandemic
- Teachers’ Unions, Public School Advocates Seek Billions More in Aid
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- Girl Who Trailblazed Medical Marijuana for Seizures Dies of Coronavirus
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- Veteran Buys $20K Bottle of Bourbon for $40K to Help Eatery Stay Open
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- U. of Wisconsin Prof: It’s ‘Fatphobic’ to Say Gaining Weight Is ‘Dangerous’ During Chinese Virus Pandemic
- Prof: ‘Fatphobic’ to Say Gaining Weight ‘Dangerous’ During Pandemic
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- Hillary Clinton Peddles Voting Reform: ‘We Need to Act Now’
- …Hillary : ‘We Need to Act Now’
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- Elizabeth Warren Mobilizing for Universal Vote-by-Mail: ‘It’s Easy’
- Fauxcahontas Mobilizing for Universal Vote-by-Mail…
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- Watch Live: Bernie Sanders Suspends Presidential Campaign
- …Speech…
- HANNAH BLEAU
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- Bernie Sanders Wasted over $160 Million on Failed Presidential Campaign
- …Socialist Wasted over $160 Million on Campaign
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- Bernie Sanders Quits White House Race
- Bern Out
- Sanders Quits White House Race…
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- Bernie Sanders Tries to Ease Supporters: ‘The Struggle Continues’
- …‘The Struggle Continues’…
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- Fauci: We Should Start to See ‘Beginning of a Turnaround’ Beyond This Week — ‘A Good Sign’
- Fauci: ‘Beginning of a Turnaround’ Beyond This Week
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- Chicago Mayor Extends City’s Coronavirus Relief Benefits to Illegal Immigrants
- Chicago Mayor Extends Relief Benefits to Illegals
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- Kimberly Guilfoyle: Commander-in-Chief Unites Private and Public Sectors to Fight COVID-19
- Guilfoyle: Commander-in-Chief Unites Private and Public Sectors to Fight COVID-19
- KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE
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- Nolte: Biden Cronies Accused of Withholding Coronavirus Resources for Political Purposes
- Biden Cronies Accused of Withholding Coronavirus Resources for Political Purposes
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- Barack Obama Complains Again: Donald Trump Failing to Enact ‘Robust’ Coronavirus Testing
- Obama: Trump Failing to Enact ‘Robust’ Coronavirus Testing
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- San Francisco Supervisors: Surge in Gun Sales Poses ‘Health Threat’
- San Francisco Concerned over Surge in Gun Sales
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- Harris Poll: 77 Percent of Americans Blame China for Coronavirus Outbreak
- 77% of Americans Blame China for Coronavirus Outbreak
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- Poll: Donald Trump Tops Biden as Better Leader During Coronavirus Pandemic
- Poll: Donald Trump Tops Biden as Better Leader During Coronavirus Pandemic
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- Trump’s Economic Approval Rating Hits Highest Level Ever
- Trump’s Economic Approval Rating – Highest Level Ever!
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- Don Cheadle: ‘Another Trump Presidency Could End Us All’
- Don Cheadle: ‘Another Trump Presidency Could End Us All’
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- Kanye Virtual Easter Sunday Service
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
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- Judd Apatow Attacks DNI Grenell as ‘Corrupt Bought and Sold Peon’
- EDWIN MORA
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- Quarantined Naomi Watts Acts Out Mock Meltdown over Broken Appliances
- Quarantined Naomi Watts Acts Out Mock Meltdown over Broken Appliances
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- FNC’s Hume: ‘We May or May Not Flatten the Curve but We’ve Certainly Flattened the Economy’
- FNC’s Hume: ‘We May or May Not Flatten the Curve but We’ve Certainly Flattened the Economy’
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- Nolte: CNN’s Chris Cuomo Caught Deceptively Editing Trump Briefing
- CNN’s Cuomo Caught Selectively Editing Trump Comments
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- NYT’s Haberman: Trump ‘More Interested in What TV Doctors Have to Say’ Than His Own Administration
- NYT’s Haberman: Trump ‘More Interested in What TV Doctors Have to Say’
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- BDS Founder: ‘No Problem’ Using Coronavirus Vaccine If Israel Develops
- …BDS Founder: ‘No Problem’ Using Coronavirus Vaccine If Israel Develops
- DEBORAH DANAN
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- Report: Israeli Scientists to Test Virus Vaccine on Humans by June 1
- Report: Israeli Scientists to Test Virus Vaccine on Humans by June 1…
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- Chinese Official Claiming U.S. Army Made Coronavirus Defends WHO
- China Official Claiming U.S. Army Made Coronavirus Defends W.H.O.
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- European Medicines Agency Warns of Looming Drug Shortages
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- Farage: Coronavirus Emergency ‘Now Very Real’ with Boris in Intensive Care
- Farage: Coronavirus Emergency ‘Now Very Real’ with Boris in Intensive Care
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- Return of the Land Army: 26,000+ Britons Sign up to Pick Fruit and Vegetables
- Return of the Land Army: 26,000+ Britons Sign up to Pick Fruit and Vegetables
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- UK Confirms Govt Asked U.S. for Ventilators After Trump Pledged 200
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- Exclusive Comments: Hungary’s Pro-Family Policy Is Working, Births Up 9.4 Per Cent
- Exclusive: Hungary’s Pro-Family Policy Working, Births Up 9.4%
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- Coronavirus: Doctors Pressuring Senior Citizens to Sign Do Not Resuscitate Forms
- Doctors Pressuring Senior Citizens to Sign Do Not Resuscitate Forms
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- Blue State Blues: Rabbi Akiva’s Lessons for Passover in the Pandemic
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- Pope Francis Says Pastors Should Be Self-Sacrificing During Pandemic
- Pope Wants Pastors to Be with ‘People of God’
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- Lockdown tamps down Easter
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- Drive-thru confession
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- Graham: There Will Not Be Funding for W.H.O. in Next Appropriations Bill
- IAN HANCHETT
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- IHME Model Lowers U.S. Coronavirus Death Projections by 25% to 60,415
- IHME Model Lowers U.S. Death Projections by 25%
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- Nolte: NBC News Uncritically Spreads Chinese Coronavirus Death Toll Figures
- NBC News Uncritically Spreads Chinese Death Toll Figures
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- Bengals Chaplain on Suffering with Coronavirus: ‘I Thought I Was Going to Die’
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- Taiwanese Baseball Team to Use Robot Mannequins as Fans
- Taiwanese Baseball Team to Use Robot Mannequins as Fans
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- Donald Trump Announces Hold on World Health Organization Funding
- Donald Trump Announces Hold on World Health Organization Funding
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- Report: Chinese Funeral Homes Filled Wuhan Urns with Unrelated Trash
- Report: Chinese Funeral Homes Filled Wuhan Urns with Unrelated Trash
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- Watch: President Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force Holds Press Conference
- Watch: President Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force Holds Press Conference
- Black Moslem Fatally Stabs Three White Women at Knoxville Truck Stop, Gets Shot by Cops
- Charles Martel
- The religion of peace strikes again - in the form of a prehistoric ape.
- Italy: 15-Year-Old Tunisian Attempts to Rape Woman on Street, Gets Promptly Arrested
- Charles Martel
- UK: Colored Chap Jailed for Fatally Striking White GF in Neck with Mobile Phone
- Charles Martel
- Wisconsin: Mexican Shoots and Kills 73-Year-Old White Man During Armed Burglary
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- APR 17
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- SUN
- APR 19
- Partly Cloudy
- 82°64°
- 20%
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- APR 20
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- Current threat: Negro McMonkeyton. 🐵
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- DGTrixie
- Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle, named Trixie (Powerword Gina Morelli). Trixie wakes up every morning, chews the head off a baby, and mentally prepares to post inane shit on an internet forum. Trixie's hobbies include collecting dolls, using her dolls to act out creepy scenarios which she takes pictures of, talking about being bipolar, hitting on children who are under the age of 18, playacting that she is someone's mother, and making pretend sandwiches for people online.
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- Thysanozoon nigropapillosum, the yellow-spotted flatworm, is a species of marine flatworm in the family Pseudocerotidae. The species is native to the tropical Indo-Pacific region, where it lives in shallow reef habitats. Flatworms are hermaphrodites, each being able to act as either male or female. As a donor of sperm, it can grip the margin of the recipient's body, using its two penises in a chopstick-like manner, and deposit sperm on the surface of the skin of the recipient, even while it is actively swimming.
- This picture shows a T. nigropapillosum photographed in Manta Ray Bay, on the island of Yap in the Federated States of Micronesia. The flatworm is seen swimming to the right at a depth of 12 metres (40 ft) by undulating the margins of its body. The pseudotentacles at the front have simple eyes and sensory receptors to enable the flatworm to find tunicates on which it feeds.
- Photograph credit: Betty Wills
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go tie my dick to my friend's car, and have him drive off to stretch it out.
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