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- On a warm evening there was a 8 year old squeaker surfing the web. He was playing his favorite game, club penguin! After some time he noticed this ad. It said "Come&Play at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and Kid's Entertainment Center, you will have the time of your life!" He couldn't resist... he pressed ctrl+shift+n and clicked on the ad.
- "Hmmm" said the squeaker. "That seems like a reasonable place. Better check it out!".
- The squeaker then read the address, 666 meme drive Banland, California. He went up to his parents in the kitchen screaming like the spoiled brat he was saying, " I WANT TO GO TO FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA BEFORE I MURDER YOU TWO!" His mom just grabbed gasoline out of the garage and threw it all over his iPhone 69+. The explosion left burn marks all the way down to the kitchen. "FIIIINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!", the squeaker screamed.
- He then waited till around 10 P.M. way past his bedtime while his parents were a sleep for an early morning meeting. He thought he could make $1,000,000 if he filmed a video there and thought he could be a famous as pewdiepie. So he grabbed his mic and camera. He also brung some of his parents computer wires and used it as a rope to escape from his bedroom window. Once he slide down he realized something... He left his club penguin doll at the window sill! He'd never make it out alive without that! No matter how high he jumped, he just couldn't reach the 4 feet high windowsill! So in that case he just smashed his new PC hoping it would brake the wall causing the window to fall down. Well guess what? It worked! As he stuffed it in his underwear he thought to himself, "Gee, this might look like a murder scene if they go into my room"... "Oh whatever, I'm not the one paying". "Well, but I might be grounded for 69 days, but wow man, that is like 1/8 of my life". "Whatever". He then hopped on his tricycle peddling as fast as he can to the pizzeria. "4 mph? Yes! That's a new record for me!"
- As the squeaker went to the place he bust through the doors without setting off an alarm. In that case he turned on his camera holding it in his right hand with his mic in his left hand. It was very dark. Behind the pizzeria were the terrorist. They had a plan to blow up that place once and for all! The had the bomb on the ground, but as soon as they started turning it on they heard footsteps. They quickly scurried off.
- In the mean time the squeaker was walking around. "Woah, I'm gonna be richer than Pewdiepie with this video!" All of a sudden a animation turned on with its eyes glowing. The squeaker screamed as loud as he could into the mic causing it to be distorted. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", he screamed. (Wow that took up an ~1/8 of a line? He must have been really scared!) Then by sheer coincidence a sound came from the back, "Bomb Has Been Planted". The scream was so loud it set off a chain reaction in the bomb. The squeaker thought it was nothing important and he was just hallucinating from the Freddy gases spayed throughout the building. Nah, that can't be illegal, right?
- PT 2. written 5/12/18
- "OH NO OH NO" The squeaker screamed in pain. He could hear the menacing footsteps of Freddy bear. He told to himself "what am i gonna do"! Out of the dark shadows in the corner of the pizzeria an animatronic appeared ever so sinister. But the most prominent feature was the enormous bulge that appeared in his underwear. The squeakers eyes grew to an enormous size. He was in a state of pure panic as he saw the enormous thing. "IIMMMMM GONNA GET YA!!!" roared freddy the bear. "AHHHHHH!" screamed the squeaker. He knew at this point he was going to die that day. "IVE GOT MY ANIMOTRONIC DING DING READY FOR YOU!!!" The squeaker darted in the other direction as fast as he could. He called 911. "911 what is your emergency?" THERE IS A BEAR ATTACKING ME" he screamed. We are on our way!! "Police! Hands behind your back!" "No xd" said freddy bear. "K" *multiple gunshots". "Omg you killed him" said the squeker. "Ya ya thank us later, go back to playing fortnite kid" said the officer.
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