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- Here's the news, you bunch of queers.
- Biden Selling Border Wall Parts to Appease Open Border Leftists on Way Out
- Texas Lt. Governor: ‘We Will Buy It… Give It to Donald Trump’
- Spiteful Joe ‘Fighting President Trump to the Bitter End’
- Texas purchased border wall materials from Biden administration. (File: Bob Price/Breitbar
- After the discovery of the Biden administration starting to sell off what appear to be sections of unused border wall materials, Texas looked into buying the sections to donate to the incoming Trump administration. Texas officials determined the materials were mostly junk, Lt. Governor Dan Patrick reported.
- Justice Department Reveals 26 FBI Informants Attended January 6 Protests
- Justice Department Reveals 26 FBI Informants Attended January 6 Protests
- 3,979
- Dem Rep. Gottheimer: Feds Not Giving Public Enough Information on Drones
- Dem Rep. Gottheimer: Feds Not Giving Public Enough Information on Drones
- 2,783
- Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized in Europe, Suffers Injury on Official Trip for WWII Commemoration
- Pelosi Hospitalized in Europe, Suffers Injury on WWII Commemoration Trip
- 4,440
- White House: We Don’t Know Enough to Take Down Drone over Ocean
- White House: We Don't Know Enough to Take Down Drone over Ocean
- 179
- Report: Biden’s $850K Grant Pushes Military Families to Affirm Children’s ‘Gender
- Biden Grant Pushes Military Families to Affirm Kids' 'Gender Identity'
- 151
- NJ Mayor: State Told Us to Call Bomb Squad, Wear HAZMAT if Drone Is Downed, Like It’s an Att
- NJ Mayor: State Told Us to Call HAZMAT, Bomb Squad if Drone Is Downed
- 2,700
- House Democrat Pushes for ‘Action Now’ on ‘Ghost Guns’
- House Democrat Pushes for 'Action Now' on 'Ghost Guns'
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- ‘Shoot Them Down’: Trump Chimes in on Drone Sightings, Calls for Answers
- 'Shoot Them Down': Trump Chimes in on Drone Sightings, Calls for Answers
- 5,099
- Biden Selling Border Wall ‘Junk,’ ‘Scraps’ to Appease Open Border Leftists
- Biden Selling Border Wall 'Junk,' 'Scraps' to Appease Open Border Leftists
- 1,205
- Mayorkas on Reported Drone Sightings: ‘We Haven’t Seen Anything Unusual’, But Nee
- Mayorkas on Reported Drone Sightings: 'We Haven't Seen Anything Unusual'
- Pack of Teenapers Beat 15-Year-Old Girl on School Bus While Bus Driver Watches.
- They told her, "Go drink your coffee, white girl, and go shopping!".
- Groid Admits to Raping and Killing Woman in Toledo Park.
- Murder Charges Filed Against Springfield Coon Who Killed White Woman.
- No Plea Deal for Nig Who Killed His Mudshark Girlfriend.
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- Current threat: Elves. 🧝🏼♂️
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- Family Guy
- There is a show broadcasted by Fox that doesn't deserve the euphemistic labels of 'Autistic' or 'Retarded'. Rather, the shorthand title aptly explains in acronym form its true description, you see Family Guy or FG actually stands for Fake and Gay. Nothing further is to be expected from this "show" and should (as advised pre-airing) be viewed with extreme discretion as watching this show has more severe mind-numbing properties than alcohol, meth, T.V., /b/, or worst of all, weed.
- The haphazard plot lines when broadcast through the airwaves are so awful they literally cause a scent to belch from the speakers of any receiving television, thus explaining the wretched sulfuric diarrhea stench that all FG fans reek of. This however only explains only about twelve percent of the demographic, the remaining eighty-eight percent are comprised of neglected infants who already smell of shit, and of course neglected youth from about age five and above who are too busy emitting pubescent, berry-scented hormones which attract pedophiles, masking the shit smell still to come when they reach the drinking age for all FG fans: <16
- Family Guy has irrelevant social commentary, toilet humor, cheap animation, and anything else foul or esoteric, and any true person or EDiot will find that the plot, though pockmarked at every turn with distracting cutaways, has the overall simplicity and streamlining one would come to expect from kids shows such as Teen Titans Go!, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Clarence, or Adventure Time, all of which airs on the same channel as Family Guy: Cartoon Netwerk, proving once and for all that all of televised animation is targeted towards children and olchi.
- Like 96% of all shows on Faux, Family Guy has a cast of one dimensional, unoriginal characters, of which being a family whose main selling points are the sped father, a whore wife, two or so damaged kids, an English-speaking pet/alien/something else and a hideously deformed, extraneous homosexual. All of these characters were concocted in the cyclical-thinking mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of even less entertaining deviations such as American Dad! and the White Nigger Variety Show.
- These all have a range of five to seven main characters and countless secondary and tertiary peons that, at any given time, will without fail persistently undergo completely unrealistic uncyclopedic adventures, and no matter what they do, such as bomb children's hospitals, inject themselves with the disease and have eleven way orgies, kill hundreds upon thousands of people while fighting humanoid fowl, or summon the Kool-Aid Man in a courthouse, everything returns to normal by the next week and no consequences ever occur, during which not a single lol is produced, and only indirectly does the program create some lulz when impressionable children try all of this and wind up killing themselves or others.
- The show was canceled twice for good reason, but after the Great Retard Revolt of '04 F(a)G gave itself the James Woods revitalization routine and was reborn into even worse crap than it was originally, like James Woods. It now often crosses lines that ED crossed far before FG even dared to even consider hinting at it, and is still the epitome of plagiarism of such long-standing shows as The Simpsons, which has only remained popular due to the yellow-skinned majority of its cast, easing unwarranted racial guilt felt by the white man, and thus discretely displacing it upon those god-awful Chinks.
- (( Hey! At Least It's Not The Cleveland Show ))
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- Stephanolepis hispidus, commonly known as the planehead filefish, is a species in the filefish family, Monacanthidae. It is found in the Atlantic Ocean at depths of up to 300 metres (980 ft), with its range extending from the Canadian province of Nova Scotia to Uruguay in the west and from the Canary Islands to Angola in the east. It lives near the seabed on reefs and over sandy and muddy sea floors, often being found among Sargassum seaweed. Stephanolepis hispidus grows to a maximum length of 27 centimetres (11 in) but is more typically about 17 centimetres (6.7 in) long. The colour is cryptic, being a more or less mottled pale brown, olive or green on a light coloured background, sometimes with darker brown splotches and streaks. This S. hispidus individual was photographed off the Spanish island of Tenerife.
- Photograph credit: Diego Delso
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go paint my horse like a zebra so those damn oompa loompas don't steal it. They keep riding off with my horses, and beating them with a stick.
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