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- Morning, you cock sucking niggers. Time for the news.
- Bidenflation: Rents Soar Across USA
- 20% Jump in year
- US President Joe Biden carries an ice cream cone as he leaves Jeni's Ice Cream in Washington, DC, on January 25, 2022. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)
- First gas, then heating and now rents. Runaway inflation is driving rents skywards across Joe Biden’s America delivering an average of a 20 percent increase in the U.S.’s biggest 50 cities over the past 12 months, a study details.
- PICS: More Arrests as Canadian Cops Sweep Through Ottawa with Clubs, Stun Grenades, Rifles
- Great fascist North
- Trudeau Troopers crush convoy
- Financial blacklisting probe for ’months’…
- 8,168
- …tyrant justin slammed: ‘Reminiscent of China’
- 2,681
- Big Man on Campus: Lia Thomas Breaks Another Record, Dominates Ivy League Women’s Championships
- Big Man on Campus
- Lia Thomas Dominates Ivy League Women’s Championships
- DYLAN GWINN
- 2,166
- WATCH: Michigan Coach Juwan Howard Throws Punch, Sparks Wild Melee with Wisconsin
- WATCH: Michigan Coach Juwan Howard Throws Punch, Sparks Wild Melee with Wisconsin
- 458
- Alabama Seventh-Day Adventist School Forced to Forfeit Basketball Playoff Game — Time Change for Sabbath Denied
- Alabama Seventh-Day Adventist School Forced to Forfeit Basketball Playoff Game — Time Change for Sabbath Denied
- 161
- Brian Stelter on Zucker, Cuomo Exits: ‘This Is a Legal Mess for CNN’
- Brian Stelter on Zucker, Cuomo Exits: ‘This Is a Legal Mess for CNN’
- 423
- Luntz: ‘Only’ Trump Could Stand in Way for GOP House, Senate in Midterms
- 1,487
- MSNBC’s Wine-Banks: Trump Taking Documents to Mar-a-Lago Can Ban Him from Holding Office Again
- LOL Wat: MSNBC Sez Trump Taking Docs to Mar-a-Lago Can Ban Him from Office
- 666
- Four Victims Stabbed In NYC Subway System in 18 Hours on Saturday
- 451
- Paedophile Convicted of Exposing ‘Her Penis’ and Using Sex Toy in Public
- Pedo Convicted of Exposing ‘Her Penis,’ Using Sex Toy in Public
- JACK MONTGOMERY
- 530
- Tour de Farce: Trans Swimmer Smashes Another Women’s Record at Ivy League Championships
- Tour de Farce: Trans Swimmer Smashes Another Women’s Record at Ivy League Championships
- DYLAN GWINN
- 2,498
- CNN Publishes China’s Genocide Olympics Propaganda
- CNN Publishes China’s Genocide Olympics Propaganda
- 241
- Migrant Apprehensions in January Nearly Doubles Prior Year
- Migrant Apprehensions in January Nearly Doubles Prior Year
- BOB PRICE
- 71
- DHS Chief Mayorkas Strips Border Protections from U.S. Graduates
- DHS Chief Mayorkas Strips Border Protections from U.S. Graduates
- 822
- Border Patrol Drone Finds 24 Migrants Avoiding Arrest in Texas
- Border Patrol Drone Finds 24 Migrants Avoiding Arrest in Texas
- 74
- Video: Facebook Manager of Global Community Development Allegedly Tried to Meet 13-Year-Old Boy for Sex
- Video: Facebook Manager of Global Community Development Allegedly Tried to Meet 13-Year-Old Boy for Sex
- 369
- Surveillance State: New York City Deploys Cameras with Microphones to Ticket Loud Cars
- Surveillance State: New York City Deploys Cameras with Microphones to Ticket Loud Cars
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 4,612
- The 5 Letters Are S-N-O-O-P: Megapopular ‘Wordle’ Game Now Spies on Players
- 5 Letters Are S-N-O-O-P: Megapopular ‘Wordle’ Game Now Spies on Players
- 357
- Falling Upward: Zuckerberg’s ‘Meta’ Promotes Ex-UK Deputy PM Clegg to Global Role
- Falling Upward: Zuckerberg’s ‘Meta’ Promotes Ex-UK Deputy PM Clegg to Global Role
- PETER CADDLE
- 125
- Exclusive: Prince Andrew Had to Settle Because His ‘Head was in a Vise’, Says Epstein Victim Lawyer
- Exclusive: Prince Andrew Settled Because His ‘Head was in a Vise,’ Says Lawyer
- 1,383
- Priti Patel Brings In Man Behind Australia’s Tough Asylum Policy to Review UK Border Force
- Priti Patel Brings In Aussie Behind Australia’s Tough Asylum Policy to Review UK Border Force…
- NATHANIEL CHARLES
- 147
- Triple-Jabbed Queen Elizabeth II, 95, Positive for Coronavirus
- Queen Tests Positive
- 926
- Exclusive — Georgia GOP U.S. Senate Candidate Herschel Walker: Balance of Power Hangs on This Race
- Exclusive — Herschel Walker: Balance of Power Hangs on This Race
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 578
- China Wants to Buy 100 Million Metric Tons of Coal from Russia
- China Wants to Buy 100 Million Metric Tons of Coal from Russia
- 944
- China: Police Arrest People for Trying to Find Woman ‘Chained in Hut’
- China: Police Arrest People for Trying to Find Woman ‘Chained in Hut’
- GABRIELLE REYES
- 17
- China Tells U.S. to ‘Do Some Soul-Searching’ and End ‘Systemic’ Racism over Anti-Spying Initiative
- China Tells U.S. to ‘Do Some Soul-Searching’ and End ‘Systemic’ Racism over Anti-Spying Initiative
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 563
- PHOTO – Citizen Reunited with Elderly Man He Saved from Car Fire: ‘Truly Grateful’
- PHOTO – Citizen Reunited with Elderly Man He Saved from Car Fire
- 17
- Fifth Grade Girl Assembles ‘Chemo Comfort Bags’ for Cancer Patients in Honor of Grandfather
- Fifth Grade Girl Assembles ‘Chemo Comfort Bags’ for Cancer Patients in Honor of Grandfather
- 68
- WATCH: First Responders Rescue Two Women from Connecticut House Fire
- WATCH: First Responders Rescue Two Women from Connecticut House Fire
- 11
- Bill Gates: 'Omicron is a Type of Vaccine,' Moving Faster
- Bill Gates: 'Omicron is a Type of Vaccine,' Moving Faster
- 3,097
- Biden Cancels Trip to Delaware, Agrees to Meet with Putin
- Biden Cancels Trip to Delaware, Agrees to Meet with Putin
- 2,556
- VIDEO: Uber Driver, Mom Begged for Her Life Before Fatal Shooting
- VIDEO: Uber Driver, Mom Begged for Her Life Before Fatal Shooting
- 4,637
- Pinkerton: ‘Vulnerable’ Senate Dems Propose Cutting Gas Tax
- Pinkerton: ‘Vulnerable’ Senate Dems Propose Cutting Gas Tax
- 3,389
- Biden Against Chooses Putin over Zelensky
- Biden Against Chooses Putin over Zelensky
- 36
- PICS: More Arrests as Canadian Cops Sweep Through Ottawa with Clubs
- PICS: More Arrests as Canadian Cops Sweep Through Ottawa with Clubs
- 8,168
- Black Student Admits to Writing Racist Graffiti at Cali High School
- Black Student Admits to Writing Racist Graffiti at Cali High School
- 877
- Reports: Alleged Epstein Pimp Discovered Hanged in French Prison Cell
- Reports: Alleged Epstein Pimp Discovered Hanged in French Prison Cell
- 18,491
- 10 Million Britons Need Mental Health Care Following Lockdowns
- 10 Million Britons Need Mental Health Care Following Lockdowns
- 158
- Evangeline Lilly Pleads with Justin Trudeau to Meet Protesters
- Evangeline Lilly Pleads with Justin Trudeau to Meet Protesters
- Ridgewood Groid Rapes Woman in Her Sleep and Steals Her Watch.
- She let him into her home. Stupid bitch.
- Negro Shows His Penis to Little Girl at Stoplight in Duncanville.
- Mexispic Arrested After Importing Cocaine into US.
- Negress Steals $3,500 Worth of Mink Jackets from Philly Department Store to Pay for Her Heroin Addiction.
- Tyrone and 2 Other Nigs Caught with Alligator and Opioid Pills in Their Homes.
- Nagger Arrested After Calling SWAT Team Over 17 Times in Hamilton Township Neighborhood.
- 11 Spics Busted in Kensington Sting Operation.
- Spic Truman Castillo Re-Arrested After Escaping Cops for Groping Child.
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- Mon 21 | Night
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- Partly to mostly cloudy. Low around 65F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
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- The Birth of the Milky Way, also known as The Origin of the Milky Way, is an oil-on-canvas painting by the Flemish artist Peter Paul Rubens, produced between 1636 and 1638 and featuring the Greco-Roman myth of the origin of the Milky Way. The painting depicts Hera (Juno), spilling her breast milk, the infant Heracles (Hercules) and Zeus (Jupiter) in the background. Hera/Juno's face is modelled on Rubens's wife, Hélène Fourment. The carriage is pulled by peacocks, a bird which the ancient Greeks and Romans considered sacred to the goddess.
- The painting was a part of the commission from Philip IV of Spain to decorate Torre de la Parada. It is now held at the Museo del Prado in Madrid.
- Painting credit: Peter Paul Rubens
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- Bye, guys. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm gonna go jerk off to some child porn.
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