how to properly understand dos

HOW TO TRANSLATE DOS_USER'S ENGLISH INTO NORMAL ENGLISH:

abt = About
bcuz = Because
ttyop/tyop/tupo = Typo
Something™ = This something is a joke
totally something (trust me bro) = Spoiler: nope
tjis = This
iy/ig/ir = It
something but ehh = Who cares, it doesn't matter
ur args are bogus = Your arguments are fake/not credible/bad in general
something huh = This something is strange/interesting/really obvious
ok so/ok guys so = The following text is a stupid idea
[Arrow pointing at username] = This guy (only if there isn't /me)
*does something* = /me when there isn't /me
imbad ay typeng = DOS sucks at typing and he's admitting it
em = Them
blok = Blocked/muted
fsckin something = I'm really annoyed of this something

Might add more entries later...