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- Hey, you N words. Time for the news.
- White House Counsel Nukes Jerry Nadler: ‘This Is the United States Senate. You’re Not in Charge Here.’
- Jerry Nadler (Senate TV / Getty)
- Cipollone to Nadler: “Mr. Nadler, you owe an apology to the President of the United States and his family. You owe an apology to the Senate. But most of all, you owe an apology to the American people.”
- Book Bombshell: James Biden’s Firm Got $1.5 Billion in Government Contracts Despite Zero Experience
- Book Bombshell: James Biden’s Firm Got $1.5 Billion in Government Contracts Despite Zero Experience
- HARIS ALIC
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- Peter Schweizer on ‘the Biden 5’: Deals in China, Costa Rica, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Russia, Ukraine
- Schweizer on ‘the Biden 5’: Deals in China, Costa Rica, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Russia, Ukraine
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- Six Unanswered Questions Surrounding the Biden Family’s Culture of Corruption
- Six Unanswered Questions Surrounding the Biden Family’s Culture of Corruption
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- Boeing Seeks $10 Billion Loan During 737 Max Crisis
- Boeing Seeks $10 Billion Loan During 737 Max Crisis
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- Iranian Lawmaker Offers $3 Million Cash to ‘Whoever Kills Trump’
- Iranian Lawmaker Offers $3 Million Cash to ‘Whoever Kills Trump’
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- 100,000 People Seeking Tickets to Trump’s ‘Keep America Great’ Rally in NJ
- 100,000 People Seeking Tickets to Trump’s ‘Keep America Great’ Rally in NJ
- KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
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- Matt Gaetz Scolds ‘Weak-Kneed’ GOP Opponents of DeSantis E-Verify Plan
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- GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
- GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
- JEFF POOR
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- Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
- Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
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- Murphy: ‘Right Now, There Aren’t Four Republican Senators’ for Witnesses
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- House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
- House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
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- Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
- Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
- 0
- Michael Douglas Backs Bloomberg: ‘One of the Greatest Candidates in the History of Our Elections’
- Michael Douglas Backs Bloomberg: ‘One of the Greatest Candidates in the History of Our Elections’
- HANNAH BLEAU
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- Michael Moore: We’re Done in Four Years if We Don’t Fix Climate Change
- Michael Moore: We’re Done in Four Years if We Don’t Fix Climate Change
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
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- Adam Schiff Tells Senate: Alan Dershowitz Not a ‘Reputable Constitutional Law Expert’
- Adam Schiff Tells Senate: Alan Dershowitz Not a ‘Reputable Constitutional Law Expert’…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- Adam Schiff Says ‘Evidence Is Overwhelming’ Yet Calls for More Witnesses, Documents
- …Sez ‘Evidence Is Overwhelming’ Yet Calls for More Witnesses
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- Fact Check: No, President Trump Did Not Say Article II Gave Him Absolute Power
- Fact Check: No, President Trump Did Not Say Article II Gave Him Absolute Power
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- Schiff: Trump ‘Guilty’ if Senate Rejects Democrats’ Demand for New Witnesses, Evidence
- Guilty If You Do, Guilty If You Don’t!
- Schiff: Trump ‘Guilty’ if Senate Won’t Do What He Says
- Representative Pencil Neck Tries to Control Senate Trial…
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- Adam Schiff: If McConnell Doesn’t Allow ‘Witnesses or Documents,’ It’ll Prove the Senate ‘Guilty’
- …And It’ll Prove the Senate ‘Guilty’ Too!…
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- …Hypocrites: Dems Complain About Impeachment Trial Process…
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- Chuck Schumer: McConnell’s Impeachment Resolution Could Be Darkest Moment in Senate History
- …Schumer: McConnell’s Impeachment Resolution Could Be Darkest Moment in Senate History…
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- …Schiff Plays Deceptively Edited Video — Again…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- Jay Sekulow Demolishes Adam Schiff on Executive Privilege — by Quoting Him
- …Sekulow Demolishes Pencil Neck on Executive Privilege — by Quoting Him
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- GOP Rep. Ratcliffe: Trump’s Impeachment ‘Fails’ Factually, Legally, Constitutionally
- GOP Rep. Ratcliffe: Trump’s Impeachment ‘Fails’ Factually, Legally, Constitutionally
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- Hirono: Senators Voting Against Impeachment Witnesses ‘Complicit’ in Cover-up
- PAM KEY
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- CDC Confirms First U.S. Case of Deadly China Virus
- CDC Confirms First U.S. Case of Deadly China Virus
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- African Writer: Canadian Progressives Steal Nigeria’s Young Graduates
- African Writer: Canadian Progressives Steal Nigeria’s Young Graduates
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- ‘Chinese Restaurant Syndrome’ Dubbed ‘Problematic’ Term After MSG Research Disputes Health Claims
- MSG Company Calls Term ‘Chinese Restaurant Syndrome’ Racist
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- Idaho Joins Movement to Prevent Transgender Athletes from Competing Against Girls
- Idaho Joins Movement to Prevent Transgender Athletes from Competing Against Girls
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- Donald Trump Confirms Plan to Add More Countries to Travel Ban
- Trump to Add More Countries to Travel Ban
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- Illinois State Board of Elections Confirms Non-Citizens Voted in 2018
- Illinois State Board of Elections Confirms Non-Citizens Voted in 2018
- JOHN BINDER
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- Pete Buttigieg Says He Prefers Popeyes over Chick-fil-A at Forum for Black Voters
- Mayor Pete Sez Likes Popeyes over Chick-fil-A
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- Trump Applauds U.S. for Brokering Flights Between Rivals Serbia and Kosovo
- Trump Applauds U.S. for Brokering Flights Between Rivals Serbia and Kosovo
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- Nolte: Donald Trump Davos Speech Calls on Every Nation to Embrace Economic Nationalism
- Nolte: Trump Davos Speech Calls on Every Nation to Embrace Economic Nationalism
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- Big Businesses Warn: Trump’s Immigration Reforms Will Hurt Food Stamp, Medicaid Enrollment
- Big Businesses Warn: Trump’s Immigration Reforms Will Hurt Food Stamp, Medicaid Enrollment
- NEIL MUNRO
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- WATCH: High School Wrestling Team Pushes Stranded Truck Out of Snow
- WATCH: High School Wrestling Team Pushes Stranded Truck Out of Snow
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- Tim Tebow Marries Former Miss Universe in South Africa
- Tim Tebow Marries Former Miss Universe in South Africa
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- NFL’s Conference Championship Games Take Massive Ratings Hit
- NFL’s Conference Championship Games Take Massive Ratings Hit
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- WATCH: French Tennis Player Blasted for Asking Ball Girl to Peel His Banana
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- Mets’ Marcus Stroman Blasts Astros for ‘Ruining the Integrity of the Game’
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- Bernie Sanders Refuses to Defend Himself from Hillary Attacks: My Focus Today Is Impeachment
- Bernie Won’t Defend Himself from Hillary Attacks: My Focus Today Is Impeachment…
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- Bernie Sanders Cancels Iowa Event Due to Impeachment Schedule
- …Cancels Iowa Event Due to Impeachment Schedule
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- MSNBC’s Wallace: How Long Until Republicans Ask ‘How Bad Would a Pence Presidency Be?’
- MSNBC’s Wallace: How Long Until Republicans Ask ‘How Bad Would a Pence Presidency Be?’
- 0
- Breaking Bombshell: Elizabeth Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iranian Government
- Breaking Bombshell: Elizabeth Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iranian Government
- KRISTINA WONG
- 0
- Ocasio-Cortez Tells Billionaires: The People Don’t Want Your Money; They Want Your Power
- AOC Tells Billionaires: Don’t Want Your Money; Want Your Power
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- ‘How Could We Have Known’: Hillary Clinton Claims She Had No Idea Harvey Weinstein was Alleged Rapist
- Clinton Claims She Had No Idea Harvey Weinstein was Alleged Rapist
- 0
- Nolte: Fake Media’s Tired Anti-Trump Playbook Is Boring Me to Death
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- Adam Schiff: Hunter Biden Testimony Would Be ‘Illegitimate’
- Schiff: Hunter Biden Impeachment Testimony Would Be ‘Illegitimate’
- 0
- Schools Are Treating Students for Separation Anxiety from Their Phones
- Schools Treating Students for Separation Anxiety from Their Phones
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- Donald Trump Responds to High Praise from UFC Fighter Conor McGregor
- Bromance: Donald Trump and UFC Fighter Conor McGregor
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- Black Guns Matter Founder: ‘Governor Blackface’ Is Pushing ‘Tyrannical’ and ‘Racist’ Gun Control Policies
- Black Guns Matter Founder: ‘Governor Blackface’ Is Pushing ‘Tyrannical’ and ‘Racist’ Gun Control Policies
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- Brazilian Prosecutors Charge Glenn Greenwald with Cybercrimes
- Brazilian Prosecutors Charge Glenn Greenwald with Cybercrimes
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- Photos Reveal Chaos as Rock-Throwing Caravan Migrants Push into Mexico
- Chaos as Rock-Throwing Caravan Migrants Push into Mexico
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- Trump: After Devastating Fire, Great Bells of Notre Dame Will Ring Again, ‘Giving Glory to God’
- Trump: After Devastating Fire, Great Bells of Notre Dame Will Ring Again, ‘Giving Glory to God’
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- …Only Nationalism Can Save Free Markets…
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- Delingpole: Donald Trump Vs Greta and the Prophets of Doom
- …Delingpole: Donald Trump vs Greta and the Prophets of Doom
- JAMES DELINGPOLE
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- …‘Tremendous New Deal’ with UK After Brexit…
- 0
- Greta Thunberg Tells World to ‘Start Listening’ to Her Warnings of Climate Catastrophe
- Greta Tells World to ‘Start Listening’ to Her Doom Prophecies…
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- Donald Trump Cuts Down Globalism, Celebrates Economic Nationalism at Davos
- Trump Cuts Down Globalism, Celebrates Economic Nationalism at Davos
- ‘A Nation’s Highest Duty Is to Its Own Citizens’
- ‘Reject the Perennial Prophets of Doom’…
- …‘We Will Never Let Radical Socialists Destroy Our Economy’
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- …‘The Time for Skepticism Is Over’
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- …Touts U.S. ‘Blue-Collar Boom’…
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- Yale Commits $135 Million to Diversity Initiative
- Yale Commits $135 Million to Diversity Initiative
- 0
- U. of Oklahoma Workshop Leader: Being On Time Is ‘White Supremacy’
- U. of Oklahoma Workshop Leader: Being On Time Is ‘White Supremacy’
- 0
- Feds: University of Florida Faculty Members Fed Research to China
- Feds: University of Florida Faculty Members Fed Research to China
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- Nolte: New York Times Mercilessly Mocked for Warren-Klobuchar Endorsement
- NYT Mocked for Warren-Klobuchar Endorsement
- 0
- Elizabeth Warren Wonders Why Voters Would Choose Candidate Who ‘Lies to Them’ After Falsely Claiming Native American Heritage
- Faux Wonders Why Voters Would Choose Candidate Who ‘Lies to Them’
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- Poll: Sanders, Biden in Dead Heat in NH
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- Warren Ad Claims Trump ‘Fears’ Her Most
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- Project Veritas: Another Bernie Organizer Praises Soviet Gulags, Dreams of GOP in ‘Re-Education Camps’
- Project Veritas: Another Bernie Organizer Praises Soviet Gulags, Dreams of GOP in ‘Re-Education Camps’
- KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
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- Matt Gaetz Scolds ‘Weak-Kneed’ GOP Opponents of DeSantis E-Verify Plan
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- GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
- GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
- JEFF POOR
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- Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
- Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
- 0
- Murphy: ‘Right Now, There Aren’t Four Republican Senators’ for Witnesses
- 0
- House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
- House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
- 0
- Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
- Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
- 0
- …Hypocrites: Dems Complain About Impeachment Trial Process…
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- Biden's Firms Got Reportedly Millions from Russians, Chinese, Kazakhs
- Biden's Firms Got Reportedly Millions from Russians, Chinese, Kazakhs
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- Study Finds Unborn Babies May Feel Pain as Early as 12 Weeks
- Study Finds Unborn Babies May Feel Pain as Early as 12 Weeks
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- Breaking Bombshell: Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iran
- Breaking Bombshell: Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iran
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- Firm Employing Biden’s Brother Got More than $1.5 Billion in Contracts
- Firm Employing Biden’s Brother Got More than $1.5 Billion in Contracts
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- Watch Live: Day One of Senate Impeachment Trial of President Trump
- Watch Live: Day One of Senate Impeachment Trial of President Trump
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- Leaked Intelligence Report: 150 French Areas 'Held' By Islamists
- Leaked Intelligence Report: 150 French Areas 'Held' By Islamists
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- White House Counsel Nukes Jerry Nadler: 'This Is the U.S. Senate.'
- White House Counsel Nukes Jerry Nadler: 'This Is the U.S. Senate.'
- Black Arrested for Attacking White-Looking Passenger on Las Vegas Bus – Victim Lost His Eye
- Charles Martel
- You simply cannot relax around these "people" under any circumstances.
- Sweden: Gang of 20 Youths Attack Man with Knives, Smash His Car
- Charles Martel
- Trial Starts for Negro Who Slashed White Woman’s Throat, Beat Her to Death in Her Home
- Charles Martel
- UK: Bong Officer Tasers Machete-Wielding Islamic After Suffering Six Wounds to Head
- Charles Martel
- Italy: Cop Asks Ivorian Immigrant for Identification, Gets His Leg Broken
- Charles Martel
- UK: Moslem “Spiritual Healer” Jailed for Molesting Three Female Patients
- Charles Martel
- White Man Dies of His Injuries After Getting Shot by Colored Chap
- Charles Martel
- Black Felon Strikes and Kills White Pedestrian with His Car, Flees the Scene
- ........... Well, the blacks are on a roll today...
- Well, I can't access the weather. So I'll just guess what's gonna happen.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- JAN 22
- Cloudy as fuck, and a bunch of rain
- 42°23°
- 0%
- N 3 mph 43%
- THU
- JAN 23
- Mostly Cloudy
- 47°33°
- 10%
- E 4 mph 60%
- FRI
- JAN 24
- Mostly Cloudy
- 900°44°
- 20%
- ENE 9 mph 76%
- SAT
- JAN 25
- Tornadoes
- 51°-7°
- 90%
- NNW 12 mph 80%
- SUN
- JAN 26
- Pete Buttigeig will fall from the sky and fuck everyone in the ass.
- 48°34°
- 10%
- WNW 13 mph 59%
- MON
- JAN 27
- Niggers with green skin will fall from the sky.
- 46°34°
- 10%
- NW 10 mph 60%
- TUE
- JAN 28
- Hail... Hitler.
- 47°33°
- 10%
- NNW 7 mph 62%
- WED
- JAN 29
- Hail sized golf balls.
- 1488°36°
- 10%
- N 5 mph 63%
- THU
- JAN 30
- 20% change of me fucking your mom in the ass.
- 50°42°
- 40%
- ENE 9 mph 69%
- FRI
- JAN 31
- Hurricanes
- 51°40°
- 30%
- WNW 10 mph 72%
- SAT
- FEB 1
- An asteroid will hit the earth.
- 50°37°
- 40%
- NW 9 mph 68%
- SUN
- FEB 2
- Chaz Bono will rape everyone.
- 50°35°
- 40%
- WNW 11 mph 63%
- MON
- FEB 3
- Vladimir Putin will commit a mass shooting in Chicago.
- 53°36°
- 20%
- WNW 10 mph 57%
- TUE
- FEB 4
- Snow.
- 50°37°
- 20%
- W 10 mph 60%
- WED
- FEB 5
- Rainy.... I guess. It's February.
- 48°35°
- 20%
- W 11 mph 58%
- ...........
- Current threat: Faggotry. 🌈
- ...........
- The Sarkeesian Effect
- The Sarkeesian Effect is a documentary, never coming to a theater near you, made by MRA's and KKK members "Director" Davis Aurini and "Producer" JordanOwen42 who once stalked VenomFangX's dad (why the fuck are they giving themselves titles? They have no credentials ans their entire crew is literally two people). The movie will focus on how much they both would like to fuck Anita Sarkeesian and why they are lonely virgins.
- If it ever reaches the screens, prepare to see a poorly lit, poorly edited lackluster documentary filled with logical fallacies and the biggest hard-on for Ayn Rand. Ironically, much like Anita's scam, they will take in thousand of dollars and not improve their content in any way. Like, they won't even deliver a fucking documentary. Once they have received enough funding they will abandon the project and leave you all with your dicks in your hands.
- Oh, and the movie also features Jack Thompson.
- (( SCAM OF THE YEAR ))
- .................
- This portrait of Lord Byron (22 January 1788 – 19 April 1824), by the English artist Richard Westall, is an oil-on-canvas work painted in 1813. Byron was an English poet, peer, and politician who became a revolutionary in the Greek War of Independence. He contributed generously to this cause, and despite his military inexperience, took a section of the rebel army under his own command. He fell ill while planning an attack on the Turkish-held fortress of Lepanto, rallied a little, developed a fever, and died a few weeks later.
- This is one of a number of portraits of Byron painted by Richard Westall, who also painted Horatio Nelson, John Milton, and other well-known figures, as well as landscapes in watercolour and book illustrations. This picture hangs in the National Portrait Gallery, London.
- Painting credit: Richard Westall
- ...............
- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have sex with a Muslim chick. She's gonna give me a blowjob in a hijab.
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