Jamba Juice Copypasta

After years of couch digging, and mugging shoppers, I have finally collected enough money to buy a Chia Pudding Cup. I get in to my car, and drove to my nearest Jamba Juice. My heart is racing as I enter the door. "I'll have one Passion Turmeric Chia Pudding Cup, please," I say. "Sorry, sir." The cashier says. "We're all our of mango." Furious, I grab a near by chair, and toss it through the window. I then run out of the building , screaming. I then take a trip to Brazil to harvest all of their mangoes, and go back to my hometown. I walk in to the Jamba Juice with the mangoes. "One Passion Turmeric Chia Pudding Cup, please!" That is how I discovered that I am allergic to the strawberry in the pudding.