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- Morning. Newscaster Ned here to bring you the news.
- PHOTOS: President Donald Trump Speaks to Tens of Thousands in Butler, Pennsylvania
- US President Donald Trump speaks during a rally at Pittsburgh-Butler Regional Airport in Butler, Pennsylvania on October 31, 2020. (Photo by MANDEL NGAN / AFP) (Photo by MANDEL NGAN/AFP via Getty Images)Mandel Ngan / Getty
- President Donald Trump addressed tens of thousands of supporters at a rally on Saturday evening, Oct. 31, in Butler, Pennsylvania, ahead of Election Day on Tuesday.
- Trump Supporters Fill Streets of Beverly Hills: ‘The Silent Majority is Silenced No More’
- MAGA 90210
- Trump Supporters Fill Streets of Beverly Hills
- ‘The Silent Majority is Silenced No More’ …
- …Chant ‘USA’ in Face of Antifa
- Brain Freeze: Joe Biden Says Americans Have a Right to ‘Badakathcare’
- Brain Freeze: Joe Biden Says Americans Have a Right to ‘Badakathcare’
- Alfredo Ortiz: A Biden, Harris Presidency Would Be ‘Absolute Disaster’
- Alfredo Ortiz: A Biden, Harris Presidency Would Be ‘Absolute Disaster’
- Donald Trump Signs Order to Protect Fracking Industry
- Donald Trump Signs Order to Protect Fracking Industry
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- Donald Trump Shares Video of Texas Supporters Surrounding Biden/Harris Bus
- Trump Shares Video of Texas Supporters Surrounding Biden/Harris Bus
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally in Montoursville, PA
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally in Montoursville, PA
- Iowa Trump Supporters Hold Trump Tractor Parade
- Iowa Trump Supporters Hold Trump Tractor Parade
- Stevie Wonder Demands Reparations During Biden Rally in Detroit: ‘I Know Joe Biden Will Do It’
- Stevie Wonder Demands Reparations During Biden Rally in Detroit: ‘I Know Joe Biden Will Do It’
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts Campaign Rally in Butler, Pennsylvania
- Watch Live: Trump Hosts Campaign Rally in Butler, Pennsylvania
- Exclusive — Kevin McCarthy: ‘Scariest Thing I Can Think of Is a Biden Presidency’
- 🎃Happy Halloween— Kevin McCarthy: ‘Scariest Thing I Can Think of Is a Biden Presidency’
- Trump Declares ‘National Day of Remembrance for Americans Killed by Illegal Aliens’ on November 1
- Trump Declares ‘National Day of Remembrance for Americans Killed by Illegal Aliens’ on November 1
- WashPo: President Trump ‘Shattered’ Bipartisan Consensus on Immigration
- Michigan Crowd for Donald Trump Dwarfs Crowd for Barack Obama and Joe Biden
- Michigan Crowd for Donald Trump Dwarfs Crowd for Barack Obama and Joe Biden
- GOP Chair in New Mexico Says Donald Trump Will Win the State
- GOP Chair in New Mexico Says Donald Trump Will Win the State
- In Pennsylvania, Donald Trump Recalls Difficult Days of Revolutionary War
- Poll: Donald Trump, Joe Biden Statistically Tied in Nevada
- Poll: Donald Trump, Joe Biden Statistically Tied in Nevada
- Arizona Poll: Donald Trump 48.9%, Joe Biden 46.4%
- Arizona Poll: Donald Trump 48.9%, Joe Biden 46.4%
- Philadelphia’s Democrat DA Tells Uncertified Poll Watchers: ‘Wannabe Fascists Stay Home’
- Philadelphia’s Democrat DA Tells Uncertified Poll Watchers: ‘Wannabe Fascists Stay Home’
- Melania Trump Campaigns in Wisconsin: Joe Biden Will ‘Make Us Hide in Fear in Our Basements’
- Melania Trump Campaigns in Wisconsin: Joe Biden Will ‘Make Us Hide in Fear in Our Basements’
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Rallies the Swing State Troops in Michael Kors
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Rallies the Swing State Troops in Michael Kors
- Melania Trump: ‘Disheartening’ to See Journalism Used as ‘Political Propaganda Tool of Swamp Politicians’
- Melania Trump: ‘Disheartening’ to See Journalism Used as ‘Political Propaganda Tool of Swamp Politicians’
- CA Officials Issue Cease-and-Desist Orders to Stop Halloween Parties
- Donald Trump Plays ‘Creepy’ Halloween Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Video at Pennsylvania Rally
- Trump Plays ‘Creepy’ Halloween Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Video at Pennsylvania Rally
- Sixth Mexican Journalist Murdered in 2020
- Sixth Mexican Journalist Murdered in 2020
- Anti-Biden Progressive Niko House: Kamala Harris ‘Very Likely’ to Finish Out Term if Biden Wins Election
- Anti-Biden Progressive Niko House: Kamala Harris ‘Very Likely’ to Finish Out Term if Biden Wins Election
- Pollsters Warn of Flawed Election Day Predictions: ‘People Are Going to Be Shocked’ by ‘Shy,’ ‘Hidden’ Trump Voters
- Pollsters Warn of Flawed Election Day Predictions
- ‘People Are Going to Be Shocked’ by ‘Shy,’ ‘Hidden’ Trump Voters
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally in Reading, Pennsylvania
- Watch: Trump Rally in Reading, PA
- Minnesota Absentee Ballot Tracking Site Crashes Three Days Before Election
- Ronna McDaniel: Democrats and Independents Turning out in ‘Droves’ for Trump in Minnesota and Wisconsin
- Tucker Carlson: The Media ‘Are Your Enemies’ — ‘They Are Misleading You So That You Will Obey’
- Tucker Carlson: The Media ‘Misleading You So That You Will Obey’
- Democrat Filmmaker to Vote for Donald Trump After Making Illegal Immigration Documentary
- Dem Filmmaker to Vote for Trump After Making Illegal Immigration Doc
- Gretchen Whitmer Administration Tightens Coronavirus Restrictions, Issues Guidelines for Trick-or-Treating
- Big Gretch: Whitmer Tightens COVID Restrictions, Issues Rules for Trick-or-Treaters…
- $1,000 Fine & Jail Time for Violators!
- Nolte: Riots, Lockdowns Implode Rental Markets in Democrat-Run Cities
- Five Times Google Was Caught Red Handed on Bias and Censorship
- Five Times Google Was Caught Red Handed on Bias and Censorship
- Blasphemy: Amsterdam Imam Demands Laws Outlawing Insults to Mohammed
- Blasphemy: Amsterdam Imam Demands Laws Outlawing Insults to Mohammed
- Report: Armed Turkish Soldiers Prowling Greek Border in Civilian Dress
- U.S. to Use Seized Iranian Oil Sales to Help Families of Terror Victims
- U.S. to Use Seized Iranian Oil Sales to Help Families of Terror Victims
- JOHN HAYWARD
- Biden: ‘Nothing to’ Hunter Biden Laptop Story, ‘My Son’s an Honorable Man’
- Biden: ‘Nothing to’ Hunter Biden Corruption Story, ‘My Son’s an Honorable Man’
- Report: Second Hunter Biden Laptop Seized by DEA
- Report: Second Hunter Biden Laptop Seized by DEA
- Twitter Backs Down on Censorship of NY Post
- Acting DHS Chief Chad Wolf Demands Twitter Stop Censoring Government Officials
- Kamala: ‘Joe Biden and I Are About to Work to Get Rid of that Tax Cut’
- Trump: Even Kamala Harris Does Not Say Her Name Right
- Dozens Attend Kamala Harris Campaign Event in Fort Worth
- Dozens Attend Kamala Harris Campaign Event in Fort Worth
- Donald Trump Personally Greets Minnesota Overflow Crowd After Democrat Limits Rally to 250
- Trump Personally Greets Minnesota Overflow Crowd After Democrat Limits Rally to 250
- Looters Beat Cop with Stolen Cash Register During DC Protest
- Looters Beat Cop with Stolen Cash Register During DC Protest
- Harris: 'Joe Biden and I Are About to Work to Get Rid of that Tax Cut'
- Harris: 'Joe Biden and I Are About to Work to Get Rid of that Tax Cut'
- PHOTOS: President Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania
- PHOTOS: President Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally in Montoursville, PA
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally in Montoursville, PA
- Police Declare Riot as Businesses Attacked by Antifa in Portland
- Police Declare Riot as Businesses Attacked by Antifa in Portland
- Pollsters Warn of Flawed Election Day Predictions
- Pollsters Warn of Flawed Election Day Predictions
- Trump Shares Video of Texas Supporters Surrounding Biden/Harris Bus
- Trump Shares Video of Texas Supporters Surrounding Biden/Harris Bus
- Donald Trump Signs Order to Protect Fracking Industry
- Donald Trump Signs Order to Protect Fracking Industry
- Biden Melts Down as Trump Supporters in Minnesota Drown Out Rally
- Biden Melts Down as Trump Supporters in Minnesota Drown Out Rally
- WATCH: Rioters Move from Businesses to Residential Streets in Portland
- WATCH: Rioters Move from Businesses to Residential Streets in Portland
- Green Bay: Police Arrest Niggre Who Murdered Possible Mudshark in 1986.
- This Nig wasn't on the police radar... Come on, cops.
- Sheboon Shoots White Jacksonville Teen Who Was Walking Home From School.
- Paki NYC Cab Driver Arrested For Groping Two Women.
- Groid and Groidess Assault Bus Passenger in Antelope Valley.
- Uppity Monkey "Randomly" Attacks Elderly Man Who Was Walking to Drug Store in Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan.
- (R)ape Suspect Arrested After Giving Fake Prostate Exam to Man in Middle River.
- Simian NBA Player Points Rifle at 13 Year Old Girl During Parade of Homes Tour in Suburban Minneapolis.
- Police Searching for Silverback Who Stabbed Store Employee Over Theft Dispute in Philly.
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- Current threat: The general erection. 🍆
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- Trash Dove
- Trash Dove is the latest meme to come out of Facebook. Ironic shitposts, cross board raiding and crapfloods; these are things you usually expect from 4chan. However, this ultra dank meme has pushed them into the mainstream in quite a short amount of time. After a short time, Trash Dove eventually got the Ben Garrison/Pepe treatment, being co-opted by the alt-right troll army as a way to scare the shit out of the left, with varying degrees of success.
- (( THE NEW PEPE ))
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- This large silk-embroidered wall hanging is part of the Khalili Collection of Japanese Art. The embroidery is worked in long and short silk stitch, with a composite imaginary view of Japan, including flowers, shrines, bridges, lakes and forests, with Mount Fuji rising in the distance. The private collection of decorative art, dating from Meiji-era Japan (1868–1912), was assembled by the British-Iranian scholar Nasser D. Khalili. It includes metalwork, enamels, ceramics, and lacquered objects, including works by artists of the imperial court that were exhibited at the Great Exhibitions of the late 19th century.
- Artwork credit: unknown
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- Alright, I'm gonna go drive around the mall and stare at teenage girls' butts.
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