PotatoAd Config

return {
    "PotatOS:\nThe OS YOU can rely on.\npastebin run RM13UGFa",
    function() return fetch "https://osmarks.tk/random-stuff/fortune/" end,
    function()
        local p = find_player_nearby()
        if p then
            return ("Hello, %s, armour value %d, health %.1f. We know where you live. Install potatOS."):format(p.account, p.armor, p.health)
        end
        return false
    end,
    "Item Disposal as a Service:\nSend items to EnderStorage Black/Black/Black for them to be automatically disposed of.",
    "ShutdownOS: Shutdown brought to the masses.\nDownload today: pastebin run QcKBFTat",
    "Visit GMart, north of spawn, or else!",
    "Weren't these ads written for CodersNet and not here?"
}