Funny Lucid Dream Stories

I had a dream I was talking to my math teacher (?) and she was like "So...ever hear of lucid dreaming?"

Me: "Yeah.... Im up to like, six now."
And then we got into this big conversation about it. It was really weird. I could have punched myself when I woke up.

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My friend came up to me and said hey man itisint this a cool dream? its so cool that were dreaming! then i told him that i cant become lucid becuase my dog was playing chess with the fish and he had him in checkmate.

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I can easily break windows in LDs. One dream, I used knocking on window as a reality check. I didn't break it, thus I made wrong assumption.

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I had a dream where I was pregnant (Im an 18 year old guy), and this flap opened in my stomach where, instead of a baby coming out, chocolate bars came out. And my brother wanted the Turkish delight. How the hell did I not become lucid?

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I was talking to a DC (an actual friend of mine) about LDs:

Me: This could very well be a dream for all I know, everything is really realistic in my dreams.
Him: Not its not (takes my hand), you can feel this right? Its not a dream.
Me: But I can feel things in my dreams too.
Him: (says something to the extent of "thats weird" and looks at me funny)

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Ok, once I was lying down on the pavement, surrounded by chickens, telling everyone to be quiet because I was trying to have a lucid dream.

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A while back I set up my stereo to play this guy saying, "This is a dream you are dreaming right now". And in my dream I was walking next to a woman that was walking her dog. I could hear the guy saying it and was kind of embarrassed when the woman looked at me, and I said ohh it is just this dream thing.

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ugh. i got another one. I went on to dreamviews and tried to get on. but it didnt let me. A big screen popped up and basicly said that i had gotten too good at lucid dreaming so they destroyed my account. Then i had an FA that i got on dreamviews and wrote down this expeirence lol(!)

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Well, I had a dream that I was James Bond. In other words- I was a BOY. I am a GIRL!!!

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It magically turns from the black of night to the middle of the day...

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I write numbers on a chalkboard and it teleports me....

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Im sledding "up"hill...

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I was making a boat move on a dried up river with my hands...

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I was hanging out with Tsen. We were in this car that was hovering high in the sky. And we were taking turns jumping out of the car and trying to fall through these certain grey patches in the clouds. These grey patches apparently had the ability to make you lucid in a dream...so of course that was our goal.

So we'd fall and then fly up to the car to try again.

I'm really thinking I must have missed the grey patches entirely

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Last night I had a dream were I was reading a book on lucid dreams. When I woke up this morning I felt like such an IDIOT. I havnt had a lucid dream yet, and I feel that I absolutely missed my chance last night .I cant beleive I didnt relize that I was dreaming.

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As I was reading through my Dream Journal, I read up a dream I had where I was talking about Lucid Dreaming and Dram Journals X (inception anyone?)

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I got shot like 20 times by an airplane and was still alive. I remember thinking, "hey thats weird", but I didnt go lucid.

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I was walking in a park with a friend, when someone threw a frisbee and a dog made a thirty feet leap in slowmotion. I then said, as a joke, uh better make a RC. Then I thought about it, and actually almost made a nose RC, when my friend made a RC by putting his fingers in his ear. This made me forget about it.

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Last night i dreamed i was on one of my favorite forums and i was reading a topic and i noticed that in my reply my signature had changed and i thought that was weird and i didnt do an RC

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Once, in this dream, a song was playing in the background from out of nowhere in which the most characteristic lyrics are "most dream are deceptions". This was actually being sung.

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Finally, I once had a dream in which I went to sleep in this special chamber designed so that you would have guaranteed lucid dreams if you fell asleep in it. I fell asleep quickly (which I never do, normally) and woke up when I did. (whoa...)