Soul Music - Golem

'I know a golem. Mr Dorfl down in Long Hogmeat.'

'Him? He's a genuine zombie?'

'Yep. Got a holy word on his head, I seen it.'

'Yuk. Really? I buy sausages from him.'

'Anyway . . . what about zombies?'

'. . . you couldn't tell from the taste, I thought he was a really good sausage-maker . . .'

'What were you saying about zombies?'

'. . . funny how you can know someone for years and then find out they've got feet of clay . . .'

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Soul Music - p160