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toggle := 0
strings := []

return ; End of auto-execute thread

F1::SetTimer SayNiceThings, 4000
F2::SetTimer SayNiceThings, Delete
F3::
    toggle ^= 1
    SetTimer SayNiceThings, % toggle ? 4000 : "Delete"
return

SayNiceThings:
    if !strings.Count()
    {
        FileRead strings, % A_Desktop "\Nice things.txt"
        strings := RTrim(strings, "`n")
        strings := StrSplit(strings, "`n")
    }
    Random rnd, 1, % strings.Count()
    SendRaw % strings.RemoveAt(rnd)
    Send {Enter}
return

/*
Contents for "Nice things.txt" located on the Desktop:

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
Fart muncher
You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
I'll never forget the first time we met. But I'll keep trying.
Cum sock
Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job.
If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?
Oops, my bad. I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult.
Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
Someday you'll go far. I hope you stay there.
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
You should really come with a warning label.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
It's kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
You look like something that came out of a slow cooker.
I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.
this is not the gay porno I was promised”
When you were born, your mum shat during the delivery and took the wrong one home

*/