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- Hey, losers. It's your fake newscaster here to shove my dick up a 7 year old girl's butt. 7 year old girl butt is awesome!
- Anti-Woke Presidential Candidate Vivek Ramaswamy: ‘I Would Not Give Another Dollar to Ukraine’
- Vivek Ramaswamy
- WOLFEBORO, NEW HAMPSHIRE – Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy said Friday night he would not send any more taxpayer dollars to Ukraine if elected and asserted that Russia’s invasion of the country proves that energy independence is pivotal not only to economic security but to national security as well.
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- Anheuser-Busch CEO Issues Statement After Dylan Mulvaney Can Scandal
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- Everything You Need to Know About the Alleged Pentagon Leaks
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- Cotton: Republicans Should Not Help Democrats Confirm Biden's Nominees
- Cotton: Republicans Should Not Help Democrats Confirm Biden's Nominees
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- Arnold Mistakenly Fills in Service Trench He Thought Was a Pothole
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- Vivek Ramaswamy: 'I Would Not Give Another Dollar to Ukraine'
- Vivek Ramaswamy: 'I Would Not Give Another Dollar to Ukraine'
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- China Demands Germany’s Support for ‘Peaceful’ Conquest of Taiwan
- China Demands Germany’s Support for ‘Peaceful’ Conquest of Taiwan
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- Plus-Sized Influencer Tells Airlines to Give Obese Flyers Free Seats
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- AFP
- Airman Charged as U.S. Vows to Send Message Over Documents Leak
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- Exclusive --Trump Rips DeSantis for Fort Lauderdale: ‘Should Be There'
- Exclusive --Trump Rips DeSantis for Fort Lauderdale: ‘Should Be There'
- Sketch Released of Bootlips Who Was Tied to 3 Shootings in Houston. (At least one of them white)
- Sometimes blacks lose it.
- White Man Stops Monkey Man from Beating Woman in Pool of Blood.
- Negro College Dean Arrested After Molesting 14-Year-Old Girl.
- Monkey Bitch Arrested After Beating Puppy to Death with Broom Handle.
- Niggar Bitch Arrested After Beating Elderly Man During Robbery.
- Jigaboo Slashes Man's Head at Karma Bar in Upper Manhattan.
- Negro Cop Faces Lawsuit After Grabbing Woman's Crotch.
- ......... Luckily, the ketamine is kicking in so I don't need to think about his for much longer... Weather.
- Sun 16 | Day
- 74°
- NNE 17 mph
- Sunny. High 74F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 40%
- UV Index
- 10 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:02 am
- Sunset
- 7:58 pm
- Sun 16 | Night
- 46°
- 2%
- ESE 6 mph
- Clear skies. Low 46F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 63%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 5:04 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 4:32 pm
- Mon 17
- 78°
- /57°
- Partly Cloudy
- 3%
- SE 13 mph
- Tue 18
- 80°
- /66°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 17 mph
- Wed 19
- 82°
- /69°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 52%
- SSE 15 mph
- Thu 20
- 86°
- /67°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 51%
- S 12 mph
- Fri 21
- 84°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 21%
- SE 13 mph
- Sat 22
- 73°
- /53°
- Partly Cloudy
- 21%
- NE 14 mph
- Sun 23
- 70°
- /55°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- ENE 12 mph
- Mon 24
- 74°
- /59°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 35%
- E 11 mph
- Tue 25
- 78°
- /62°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 47%
- SSE 11 mph
- Wed 26
- 81°
- /63°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 35%
- SSE 11 mph
- Thu 27
- 78°
- /58°
- PM Thunderstorms
- 40%
- NE 11 mph
- Fri 28
- 79°
- /58°
- AM Showers
- 30%
- NE 12 mph
- Sat 29
- 82°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 15%
- ESE 10 mph
- Sun 30
- 82°
- /64°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 34%
- E 10 mph
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- Current threat: KFC. 🍗👨🏿🦲
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- Smoking
- Smoking is an addictive habit in which the smoker burns tobacco in a long object and sucks white smoke from the tip. Smoking most closely resembles ritual, repetitive fellatio. It derives its addictive powers from this non-coincidental resemblance. As any Republican Senator can tell you, "once you cock, you can't stop." As one of the most bizarre and drawn-out self-pwnage techniques known to humankind, it has a success rate of approximately 50%. Smoking, like fellatio, has a number of serious negative health impacts for the smoker, including cancer, heart disease, limpdick, and smelling like jenkem for hours after the last cigarette. This is all upstaged by the fact that sucking on a little burning phallus in public makes one cool -- possibly even an hero. Smoking is also a guaranteed drama generator OTI. As a drama-generating technique, any smoking-related post is guaranteed to get at least 100 bitterly divisive comments, often touching off a flame war between whiny liberal moonbat anti-smokers and rabid libertarian smokers.
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- Northern part of the BASF site in Ludwigshafen, Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany, seen from the east bank of the river Rhine.
- Photograph credit: Norbert Nagel
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- Bye, guys I'm gonna go get my record cleared at the DMV.
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