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- Morning, foreskin collectors. Time for the news.
- National Guard Forced to Evacuate Capitol Grounds over Alleged Mask Complaint
- Source: Banished to Garage After Democrat Congressman Complained about Maskless Guardsman
- US National Guard troops stand in the vicinity of the US Capitol near high fences as the Inauguration of US President-Elect Joe Biden in Washington, DC begins on January 20, 2021. (Photo by ROBERTO SCHMIDT / AFP) (Photo by ROBERTO SCHMIDT/AFP via Getty Images)
- National Guard troops were forced to evacuate the Capitol building grounds on Thursday and hang out in parking garages, allegedly after a Democrat congressman complained about one National Guard member not wearing a mask at a cafe in the building.
- Dr. Fauci Admits Feeling Liberated Under Joe Biden’s Administration
- Dr. Doom 🐍Snake🐍
- Fauci Stabs Trump in the Back
- Says Feeling Liberated Under Biden’s Administration…
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 0
- …Does Not Wear Mask for Press Briefing
- 0
- CNN’s Blitzer: ‘Encouraging’ Biden Admin ‘Wearing Masks’ and Showing You Have to
- Wut? CNN’s Blitzer: ‘Encouraging’ Biden Admin ‘Wearing Masks’… After Joe Breaks Own Mandate
- 0
- Tom Cotton: Democrats Want Pandemic Voting Practices to Be Permanent, National
- Tom Cotton: Democrats Want Pandemic Voting Practices to Be Permanent, National
- 0
- Parker: Small Businesses and Women Especially Need America to Reopen
- Parker: Small Businesses and Women Especially Need America to Reopen
- 0
- Joe Biden’s DHS Nominee Mayorkas Defends Intervening to Secure EB-5 Visas for Rich Foreign Investors
- Joe Biden’s DHS Nominee Defends Intervening to Secure EB-5 Visas for Rich Foreign Investors
- JOHN BINDER
- 0
- Biden Amnesty Seeks Indefinite Democrat Majority with Quick U.S. Citizenship for Illegals
- 0
- Jen Psaki: Executive Orders on Immigration ‘Part of Racial Equity’
- 0
- Mitch McConnell: Joe Biden’s Amnesty Is ‘Rough Day … for American Workers’
- McConnell: Biden’s Amnesty Is ‘Rough Day … for American Workers’
- 0
- Exclusive–Ortiz: Biden’s Unity Message Betrayed by His First Legislative Proposal
- 0
- Mariannette Miller-Meeks Files to Dismiss Democrat’s Challenge to Iowa Second District Election Results
- SEAN MORAN
- 0
- Republicans Stand Down on Biden’s Pentagon Pick Lloyd Austin
- KRISTINA WONG
- 0
- Buttigieg: ‘Misguided’ Transportation Policies ‘Reinforce’ Racial Inequality
- 0
- Senate Democrats File Ethics Complaint Against Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz
- 0
- Merkley: Cruz ‘Contribution to the Insurrection Is a Major Offense Against the Constitution’
- PAM KEY
- 0
- Occupied: Thousands of Troops Will Remain on Duty in D.C. After Inauguration
- 0
- Michael Moore: Dems Must Take the Head Off ‘Snake’ Trump — If GOP Wants Unity Convict Him
- 0
- Rapper Lil Wayne Thanks Trump for Pardon
- 0
- ‘American Horror Story’ Star Wishes She Assaulted Rand Paul, Twitter Does Nothing
- 0
- COVID Rules for Thee, but Not for Me!
- WH Press Secretary Defends Biden Violating Own Mask Mandate: ‘We Have Bigger Issues to Worry About’
- It’s OK Because ‘he was celebrating… a historic day’…
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 0
- …Biden Caught Again Without Mask on Federal Property…
- 0
- Obama: Biden’s Presidency Only Possible Because ‘You Wore Your Masks and Voted Like Never Before’
- 0
- …Hours After Signing Mask Mandate
- 0
- Doom: Joe Predicts 500,000 Deaths from Coronavirus, Months to Turn Around Pandemic…
- 0
- …Dodges Question on Whether Vaccine Goal Is Improvement: ‘Come on, Give Me a Break’
- 0
- Michigan Lawmaker Demands Secretary of State Review Long-Filed ‘Unlock Michigan’ Petitions
- 0
- More than 50 Bay Area Restauranteurs Sue Gov. Newsom over Dining Ban
- 0
- CNN’s Bash Swoons over Biden’s COVID Presser: The Adults Are Back
- 0
- Report: McConnell Will Propose Trump Impeachment Trial to Start in February
- Report: McConnell Will Propose Trial to Start in February…
- 0
- Report: Senate Republicans Warn McConnell Ahead of Impeachment Trial
- …Report: Senate Republicans Warn McConnell Ahead of Trial
- 0
- Nancy Pelosi Set to Send Trump Impeachment to Senate: Dropping Trial Is ‘Not How You Unify’
- Nancy Pelosi Set to Send Trump Impeachment to Senate: Dropping Trial Is ‘Not How You Unify’
- 0
- Ted Cruz Grills Pete Buttigieg on Biden Killing ‘Thousands’ of Keystone XL Jobs
- Ted Cruz Grills Pete Buttigieg on Biden Killing ‘Thousands’ of Keystone XL Jobs
- 0
- American Workers, Business Leaders on Biden Axing Keystone Pipeline: ‘Slap in Face’ to Union Members
- PENNY STARR
- 0
- Top Biden DOJ Nominee Called For ‘Strategic’ Defunding of Police
- Top Biden DOJ Nominee Called for ‘Strategic’ Defunding of Police
- 0
- Cotton: Rioting on Wednesday Proves Antifa Violence Isn’t Due to Trump
- 0
- Biden Spokesperson Jen Psaki Admits to Causing ‘Unintentional Ripple’ on Day 1 FBI Comments
- Biden Spox Admits to Causing ‘Unintentional Ripple’ on Day 1 FBI Comments
- 0
- Tennessee Mayor Criticized for Lowering Flag to Half-Staff on Inauguration Day
- 0
- Venezuela’s Maduro Cheers Trump Departure: ‘We Beat Him!’
- Venezuela’s Maduro Cheers Trump Departure: ‘We Beat Him!’
- 623
- African Docs: NHS Importing Migrant Medics Hurts Poor Countries
- African Docs: NHS Importing Migrant Medics Hurts Poor Countries
- 69
- UK Medic: Covid Passports ‘Unavoidable’ as Nations Introduce Quarantine-Free Arrivals for Vaccinated Flyers
- U.K. Medic: Covid Vaccine Passports ‘Unavoidable’
- 205
- China Applauds Biden Inauguration: ‘Kind Angels Can Triumph over Evil Forces’
- China Applauds Biden Inauguration: ‘Kind Angels Can Triumph over Evil Forces’…
- 0
- Chinese State Media: If Biden Keeps Trump’s China Policy, America Is ‘Doomed’
- …Chinese State Media: If Biden Keeps Trump’s China Policy, America Is ‘Doomed’
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 0
- Shanghai Becomes Latest Coronavirus Hotspot in China
- Shanghai Becomes Latest Coronavirus Hotspot in China
- 0
- Biden Administration Pauses Federal Permitting for Oil, Gas
- Biden Launches Major Crackdown on Oil, Gas
- Permits Halted for ‘Climate Change’
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- 0
- Biden’s Executive Order on Transgender Rights ‘Unilaterally Eviscerates Women’s Sports’
- Biden’s New Normal: Exec Order on Trans Rights ‘Unilaterally Eviscerates Women’s Sports’
- 0
- GOP Rep. Pfluger: Biden ‘Taking Action to Try and Undermine the Energy Business’
- TRENT BAKER
- 91
- Psaki on Biden Administration: ‘We Want to Bring Transparency Back’
- Psaki on Biden Admin: ‘We Want to Bring Transparency Back’
- 166
- CNN: 1776 Commission Report ‘Racist School Curriculum’
- CNN: 1776 Commission Report ‘Racist School Curriculum’
- 398
- Clyburn: 9/11 Style Commission Needed to Investigate Capitol Riot
- Clyburn: 9/11 Style Commission Needed to Investigate Capitol Riot
- 0
- Capitol Rioter Accused of Beating Cops Says He Didn’t Vote in 2020, Was ‘Not Here for Trump’
- Capitol Rioter Accused of Beating Cops Says He Didn’t Vote in 2020, Was ‘Not Here for Trump’
- 0
- 584
- Trump Commutes Sentence of Democrat Megadonor Dr. Salomon Melgen
- Drain the Swamp? Trump Commutes Sentence of Democrat Megadonor Dr. Salomon Melgen
- 268
- WATCH: Antifa Blocks Streets, Sets Fire in Seattle Inauguration Day Protest
- Inauguration Day Pandemonium
- 🔥WATCH: Antifa Blocks Streets, Sets Fire in Seattle
- American Flags Burned
- BOB PRICE
- 41,970
- Antifa Attacks Democrat HQ in Portland — Wants Revenge, Not Biden
- …Antifa Attacks Democrat HQ in Portland
- ‘We don’t want Biden — We want revenge!’…
- 13,299
- Antifa Plans ‘Targeted Destruction’ and ‘Direct Action’ on Inauguration Day
- …‘Targeted Destruction’ and ‘Direct Action’ on Inauguration Day
- 915
- Senate Officially Flips to Democrats as Warnock, Ossoff Are Sworn In
- Senate Officially Flips to Democrats as Warnock, Ossoff Are Sworn In
- ASHLEY OLIVER
- 380
- Trouble in Paradise: Democrats Expect to Fail on Coronavirus Relief Until March
- Trouble in Paradise: Democrats Expect to Fail on Coronavirus Relief Until March
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 648
- AOC Congratulates Biden and Harris: We Must Begin ‘Healing Our Planet’
- AOC: We Must Begin ‘Healing Our Planet’
- 579
- MSNBC’s Wallace: GOPers ‘Must Assert the Truth’ Before They Can ‘Share Any other Views’
- MSNBC Wallace: GOPers ‘Must Assert the Truth’ Before They Can ‘Share Any other Views’
- IAN HANCHETT
- 1,565
- MSNBC’s Heilemann: Biden Standing with Past Presidents Was Like Seeing ‘The Avengers’
- MSNBC Heilemann: Biden Standing with Past Presidents Like Seeing ‘The Avengers’
- 2,616
- ESPN Personalities Rejoice at Trump’s Departure from the White House
- ESPN Personalities Rejoice at Trump’s Departure
- 1,290
- CNN’s Van Jones: ‘Mesmerizing’ to Watch Biden’s Functional Government — I’m ‘Crying,’ Thank Jesus
- CNN Van Jones: ‘Mesmerizing’ to Watch Biden — I’m ‘Crying,’ Thank Jesus
- PAM KEY
- 5,038
- CNN’s Tapper on Cruz’s Criticism of Paris Accords’ Impact on PA: Cruz Voted to Throw out PA’s Votes
- CNN Tapper on Cruz’s Criticism of Paris Accords’ Impact on PA: Cruz Voted to Throw out PA’s Votes
- 336
- MSNBC’s Brian Williams Decries Josh ‘Insurrection’ Hawley for Blocking Mayorkas DHS Rapid Confirmation
- MSNBC Williams Decries ‘Insurrection’ Hawley for Blocking DHS Rapid Confirmation
- 1,144
- Unity: Jen Psaki Says Biden Will Let Congress Decide on Impeachment Trial
- …Unity: Says Biden Will Let Congress Decide on Impeachment Trial…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 126
- Psaki: Haven’t Spoken with Biden on Whether He Has Confidence in FBI Dir. Wray
- …Haven’t Spoken with Biden on Whether He Has Confidence in FBI Dir. Wray
- IAN HANCHETT
- 1,709
- Fact Check: Jen Psaki Falsely Claims Trump’s Travel Ban Was a ‘Muslim Ban’
- …Falsely Claims Trump Travel Ban Was ‘Muslim Ban’
- 10,435
- Pakistan Threatens to Jail Americans for 10 Years for ‘Blasphemy’
- Pakistan Threatens to Jail Americans for 10 Years for ‘Blasphemy’
- 162
- Coronavirus Panic: China Locks Down 1.7 Million People in Beijing
- Coronavirus Panic: China Locks Down 1.7 Million People in Beijing
- 220
- Qatar Airways CEO: Coronavirus Vaccine Certificates Will Be ‘New Norm’
- Qatar Airways CEO: Vax Certificates ‘New Norm’
- 197
- Death Toll Rises to 28 After Double Suicide Attacks Rock Baghdad
- Death Toll Rises to 28 After Double Suicide Attacks Rock Baghdad
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
- 550
- Kim Jong-un Impersonator Accuses Hong Kong Police of Persecution
- 1
- Imprisoned Russian Dissident Navalny Publishes Putin Corruption Report
- Imprisoned Russian Dissident Navalny Publishes Putin Corruption Report
- 25
- Joe Biden Restarts Immigration to U.S. from Countries Exporting Terrorism
- Biden Restarts Immigration to U.S. from Countries Exporting Terrorism
- 508
- Biden White House Website Updates to Include Preferred ‘Pronouns’ on Contact Page
- Biden WH Website Updates to Include Preferred ‘Pronouns’ on Contact Page
- 3,516
- Joe Biden Includes Illegal Aliens in Census to Determine Congressional Seats, Electoral College Votes
- Biden Includes Illegal Aliens in Census to Determine Congressional Seats
- 3,251
- Tom Hanks Leads Primetime Biden-Harris Inauguration ‘Celebrating America’ Telecast Featuring Anti-Trump Celebrities
- Biden-Harris Inauguration ‘Celebrating America’ Telecast Featuring Anti-Trump Celebrities
- 774
- Trump Releases Prisoners Sentenced to Life Under Biden 1994 Crime Bill
- Trump Releases Prisoners Sentenced to Life Under Biden 1994 Crime Bill
- 278
- Joe Biden Removes Winston Churchill Bust, Andrew Jackson Painting from Oval Office
- Biden Removes Winston Churchill Bust, Andrew Jackson Painting from Oval Office
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 6,947
- Joe Biden Signs Stack of Executive Orders to Roll Back Donald Trump Agenda
- Biden Signs Stack of Executive Orders to Roll Back Trump Agenda…
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 5,946
- Wearing a Mask, Joe Biden Signs Executive Order Mandating Masks on Federal Property
- …Executive Order Mandating Masks on Federal Property…
- 2,211
- Joe Biden Executive Order: ‘Rooting Out Systemic Racism’ a Whole-of-Government Initiative
- …Executive Order: ‘Rooting Out Systemic Racism’
- 3,399
- Delingpole: Actually, Bojo, There Is EVERYTHING Wrong with Being Woke
- Delingpole: Actually, Bojo, There Is EVERYTHING Wrong with Being Woke
- 175
- Obama: Biden's Presidency Only Possible Because You Wore Your Masks
- Obama: Biden's Presidency Only Possible Because You Wore Your Masks
- 0
- U.S. Chamber: Help Americans by Hiring Foreigners
- U.S. Chamber: Help Americans by Hiring Foreigners
- 5,559
- Joe Biden Predicts 500,000 Deaths from Coronavirus
- Joe Biden Predicts 500,000 Deaths from Coronavirus
- 0
- Biden Administration Pauses Federal Permitting for Oil, Gas
- Biden Administration Pauses Federal Permitting for Oil, Gas
- 0
- Psaki on Biden Violating Own Mask Mandate: ‘We Have Bigger Issues'
- Psaki on Biden Violating Own Mask Mandate: ‘We Have Bigger Issues'
- 0
- Biden Signs Stack of Executive Orders to Roll Back Trump Agenda
- Biden Signs Stack of Executive Orders to Roll Back Trump Agenda
- 5,732
- Thousands of National Guard Troops Will Remain on Duty in Capital
- Thousands of National Guard Troops Will Remain on Duty in Capital
- 0
- Moore: Dems Must Take the Head Off 'Snake' Trump
- Moore: Dems Must Take the Head Off 'Snake' Trump
- 0
- Dr. Fauci Admits Feeling Liberated Under Joe Biden's Administration
- Dr. Fauci Admits Feeling Liberated Under Joe Biden's Administration
- Trio of Nigotines Kill White Man in Danville Who Was Trying to Buy Marijuana from Them.
- Negroes and marijuana really don't go together.
- Georgia: Negro and Mudshark Drive off With Man's Car, Hide Marijuana in Body Cavity Before Being Arrested.
- Negro Chink Arrested for Shooting Man Outside Spic Restaurant in Wallkill.
- Tempe: Chimp Shoots Man in Shoulder, Man Drives off After Crashing Car into Couple's Car Behind Him. Chimp Steal's Couple's Car.
- Alabama: Nijer Charged for Threatening Woman With Knife and Raping Her in 1997.
- Monkey Arrested for Shooting Outside Grocery Store in Memphis After His Girlfriend Got Angry at Man.
- Gwinnett County: Groid Arrested for Making $980,000 by Scamming Grocery Store Customers With Fake Returns.
- Raleigh: Blonde Haired Negro Kidnaps Woman, Rapes Her, Then Drives Her to ATM and Forces Her to Withdraw Money.
- Big Lipped Homosexual Pedophile Groid Arrested After Forcing Two Men to Have Oral Sex With Him in Cincinnati.
- ......... Is it time for the weather?
- Fri 22 | Day
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- 3%
- N 7 mph
- Mostly cloudy early, then sunshine for the afternoon. High 76F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
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- Sunrise
- 7:25 am
- Sunset
- 5:59 pm
- Fri 22 | Night
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- 24%
- NNE 9 mph
- Partly cloudy this evening, then becoming cloudy after midnight. Low 54F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 89%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 1:09 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 2:03 am
- Sat 23
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- /62°
- PM Showers
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- Sun 24
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- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 45%
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- Mon 25
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- Sunny
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- Tue 26
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- Wed 27
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- Mostly Sunny
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- Thu 28
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- Fri 29
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- Sat 30
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- AM Showers
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- Sun 31
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- Mon 01
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- Tue 02
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- Wed 03
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- Thu 04
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- Fri 05
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- 15%
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- Current threat: Creepy Joe. 👴🏻
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- ScrewAttack
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- The sooty oystercatcher (Haematopus fuliginosus) is a species of wading bird endemic to Australia. It frequents the intertidal zone on sand, shingle or pebble beaches, mudflats, and saltflats. With a length of 42 to 52 cm (16.5 to 20.5 in), females are slightly larger than males, and have relatively longer beaks. The two sexes differ in their diets; females tend to select soft prey such as small fishes and crabs, bluebottle jellyfishes and sea squirts, which they can swallow whole, while males choose hard prey such as mussels, turban shells and periwinkles.
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go wax my pubes with Scotch tape.
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