"Hellraiser: Apocalypse" Review (Full)

<b>Film:</b> <i>Hellraiser: Apocalypse</i> (2006)
<b>Diary Date:</b> 16 May 2023
<b>Rating:</b> ½
<b>Tags:</b> english, short films, fan films, sketches and skits, parodies spoofs and satire
<b>Link:</b> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GltFC2dBdGo

<blockquote>‎<i>"Goddamnit, I just wanna know about Hell!"</i></blockquote>Please, for the love of God, Satan, or anything you hold dear... Please... Stop... Making... Low-Budget <i>Hellraiser</i> parodies. I watched <i>Skankobite</i> right before this, and if my eyes didn’t need bleaching then, they definitely do now. This one’s about some guy who opens the box—or whatever—and ends up in Hell, where his eternal torment is being stuck in a room with a hot woman he can never touch or sleep with. That’s it. Real mid-2000s, bottom-of-the-barrel, Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer-tier nonsense. I usually write essays about this kind of stuff, but I’m not sacrificing any more brain cells for this one.

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