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- Morning, niggreheads. Time for the news.
- McCarthy: Swalwell ‘Should Be Removed from Congress’
- When Did Pelosi, Schiff Know about China Spy Issue?
- McCarthy
- On Tuesday’s broadcast of the Fox News Channel’s “Ingraham Angle,” House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) stated that Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) should be removed from the House Intelligence Committee and Congress and wondered if House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Brings Christmas Spirit in Tartan Stilettos, Preppy Peacoat
- Fashion👠Notes: Melania Trump Brings Christmas Spirit in Tartan👠Stilettos, Preppy Peacoat👠
- Exclusive — Secretary Pompeo: ‘America First Will Have a Lasting Legacy’
- Exclusive — Secretary Pompeo: ‘America First Will Have a Lasting Legacy’
- Report: Joe Biden May Appoint Official to Undo Trump’s Immigration Reforms
- Biden May Appoint Official to Undo Trump’s Immigration Reforms
- Donald Trump Jr.: Trump’s Accomplishments on the Ballot in Georgia
- SEAN MORAN
- Winning: Senate Confirms Trump FCC Pick Nathan Simington
- ALLUM BOKHARI
- Cotton: China Views ‘Corporate America as an Extension’ to Lobby Officials
- IAN HANCHETT
- Dale Wilcox: Joe Biden’s Immigration Agenda Could Change America as We Know It
- Gretchen Whitmer Administration Launches Investigation into Michigan House over Coronavirus ‘Violations’
- Whitmer Admin Launches Investigation into MI House over Coronavirus ‘Violations’
- Rick Scott: ‘Democrats Are Continuing’ All or Nothing Approach on COVID Relief
- Rick Scott: ‘Democrats Are Continuing’ All or Nothing Approach on COVID Relief
- Proposed Bill Would Require California Officers to Earn a Bachelor’s Degree
- Proposed Bill Would Require California Officers to Earn a Bachelor’s Degree
- George Clooney Envisions Hope On Horizon Once Coronavirus ‘Is Over and Trump’s Out of Office’
- George Clooney Envisions Hope On Horizon Once Coronavirus ‘Is Over and Trump’s Out of Office’
- Donald Trump Suggests Using Defense Production Act for Coronavirus Vaccines
- Trump Suggests Using Defense Production Act for Vaccines
- Joe Biden Pledges to Distribute 100 Million COVID Vaccines in First 100 Days
- Biden Promises 100 Million Vaccines in First 100 Days
- Survey: Majority of Americans View Masks, Lockdowns as a Reality for at Least 6 More Months
- Majority Believe Masks, Lockdowns Will Remain for at Least 6 More Months
- Sen. Rick Scott: Coronavirus Lockdowns are ‘Killing People’s Jobs’
- Sen. Rick Scott: Coronavirus Lockdowns are ‘Killing People’s Jobs’
- New Jersey Governor: Non-Cooperation with Contact Tracers ‘Up to a Whopping 74%’
- NJ Governor: Non-Cooperation with Contact Tracers ‘Up to a Whopping 74%’
- Jon Ossoff to Fundraise with Pro-Medicare for All Elizabeth Warren
- Jon Ossoff to Fundraise with Pro-Medicare for All Elizabeth Warren
- Perdue Ad Shows Georgia Democrat Jon Ossoff Refusing to Go Into Coronavirus Relief Details
- Perdue Ad Shows Ossoff Refusing to Go Into Coronavirus Relief Details
- NY AG James: Even With Pardon Trump ‘Cannot Avoid Justice’ New York State
- NY AG: Even With Pardon Trump ‘Cannot Avoid Justice’ in NY
- PAM KEY
- Judge in Michael Flynn Case Says Pardon ‘Implies a “Confession” of Guilt’
- Judge in Michael Flynn Case Says Pardon ‘Implies a “Confession” of Guilt’
- GOP Rep. Ken Buck: Appoint Special Counsel to Investigate Hunter Biden
- Paid Wikipedia Editor Sanitizes the Page of Biden Coronavirus Czar Jeffrey Zients
- Paid Wikipedia Editor Sanitizes the Page of Biden Coronavirus Czar Jeffrey Zients
- Facebook Blacklists U.K. Historical Reenactors After Mistaking Them for U.S. Militia
- Facebook Blacklists U.K. Historical Reenactors After Mistaking Them for U.S. Militia
- ‘Celebrate the Christian Election Wins’ — iVoterGuide 2020 Analysis
- Nolte: Corona Killjoys Put an End to Sitting on Santa’s Lap
- Nolte: Corona Killjoys Put an End to Sitting on Santa’s Lap
- McConnell: ‘Set Aside’ Liability Protection, State and Local Funding in COVID Relief Negotiations
- McConnell: ‘Set Aside’ Liability Protection, State and Local Funding in COVID Relief Negotiations
- Productivity Gains Highlight Churn of Pandemic Economy
- Ratcliffe: China’s Penetration of Gov’t Networks ‘Significant and Growing Every Day’
- …DNI Ratcliffe: China’s Penetration of Gov’t Networks ‘Significant and Growing Every Day’
- Report: Chinese Spy Was in ‘Relationships’ with at Least Two Midwestern Mayors
- Meet Fang Fang
- Report: Chinese Spy Was in ‘Relationships’ with at Least Two Midwestern Mayors
- Close-Ties to Russia-Hoaxer Swalwell
- ‘Honeypot’ Sex for Influence Scheme
- Chinese Media: White Supremacy Having ‘Resurgence’ in U.S.
- Chinese Media: White Supremacy Having ‘Resurgence’ in U.S.
- Report: ‘Radio-Frequency Energy’ Caused Brain Damage to U.S. Diplomats in Cuba
- Report: ‘Radio-Frequency Energy’ Caused Brain Damage to U.S. Diplomats in Cuba
- FRANCES MARTEL
- …Dr. Scrooge: Fauci Says 50% Vaccinated Not Enough…
- …Most FDNY Firefighters Don’t Want the Vax…
- DC Mayor Suspends High School Sports, Restricts Activities at Parks
- DC Mayor Suspends High School Sports, Restricts Activities at Parks
- Small Business Optimism Sinks in Election’s Aftermath and Return of Lockdowns
- …Biden Bust: Small Biz Optimism Sinks…
- Coons: Not Sure How We Can Go Home and ‘Look Our Constituents in the Face or the Mask’ Without Coronavirus Relief
- Coons Crazy: Talks Looking at Constituents ‘in the Face or the Mask’
- Donald Trump Willing to Take Coronavirus Vaccine on Camera but Will Likely Wait
- Trump Willing to Take Vaccine on Camera — but Will Likely Wait…
- Poll: 47% of Americans Believe It Is ‘Likely’ Democrats Stole Votes or Destroyed Trump Ballots
- Poll: 47% of Americans Say ‘Likely’ Democrats Stole Votes, Destroyed Ballots
- Donald Trump Downplays Talk of 2024 Run: ‘Let’s Do This One First’
- Trump Downplays Talk of 2024 Run: ‘Let’s Do This One First’
- Cruz: ‘I Would Be Willing to Present the Oral Argument’ to SCOTUS in No-Excuse Vote-by-Mail Lawsuit
- Cruz: ‘I Would Be Willing to Present the Oral Argument’ to SCOTUS in No-Excuse Vote-by-Mail Lawsuit
- Pope Francis Partners with Global CEOs to Promote ‘Inclusive Capitalism’
- Pope Francis Partners with Global CEOs to Promote ‘Inclusive Capitalism’
- Boris Johnson Traveling to Brussels Wednesday, But Whether There Will be a Brexit Deal Remains Unclear
- Boris Johnson Traveling to Brussels Wednesday, Brexit Deal Remains Unclear
- McCarthy: When Did Pelosi, Schiff Know about Swalwell China Spy Issue?
- McCarthy: When Did Pelosi, Schiff Know about Swalwell China Spy Issue?
- James: Even With Pardon ‘Trump Cannot Avoid Justice' in New York
- James: Even With Pardon ‘Trump Cannot Avoid Justice' in New York
- Dr. Anthony Fauci Skips Donald Trump Coronavirus Vaccine Event
- Dr. Anthony Fauci Skips Donald Trump Coronavirus Vaccine Event
- Exclusive — Pompeo: ‘America First Will Have a Lasting Legacy'
- Exclusive — Pompeo: ‘America First Will Have a Lasting Legacy'
- PA AG Shapiro: SCOTUS Sent ‘Crystal Clear Message’ Time to Move On
- PA AG Shapiro: SCOTUS Sent ‘Crystal Clear Message’ Time to Move On
- Report: Nancy Pelosi to Lead Fundraiser for Democrats Warnock, Ossoff
- Report: Nancy Pelosi to Lead Fundraiser for Democrats Warnock, Ossoff
- Revealed: Raphael Warnock's Radical History
- Revealed: Raphael Warnock's Radical History
- Georgia Officials Say They Will Not Call Gen. Assembly Special Session
- Georgia Officials Say They Will Not Call Gen. Assembly Special Session
- Report: Chinese Spy Was in 'Relationships' with at Least Two Mayors
- Report: Chinese Spy Was in 'Relationships' with at Least Two Mayors
- Texas Sues Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin at SCOTUS
- Texas Sues Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin at SCOTUS
- Darkie Shoots His Mudshark Girlfriend to Death and Their Half-Simian Son in Gainesville.
- He also shot at one of his neighbors too.
- Federal Judge Denies Request to Halt Execution of Nugger Who Murdered Two Humans in Indiana.
- Westwood: Negro and Negress Arrested for Hiding Dead Body in Their Apartment.
- Homeless Coon Breaks into Former Quarterback Tom Brady's Massachusetts Mansion and Steals His Signed Jersey.
- Monkey Gets 3 Years After Drugging and Sexually Assaulting Multiple Women at His Local Lower Manhattan Prison.
- Bronx: Yard Ape Hit With a Following Firearms Charge After Dodging Gun Purchasing Laws.
- Bombastic Primate Hits Man on Head With Brick Before Fleeing in Brewerytown.
- Parole Denied for Sheboon Who Killed Two White People in Knoxville.
- ........ Weather.
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- Current threat: Homosexual deviants. 🏳️🌈
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- Rob Ford
- Rob Ford was the mayor of the City of Toronto, and hero to many EDiots, before his untimely death on March 22, 2016 of causes totally unrelated to crack use. Ford never failed to deliver lulz (or, as the media called them: "scandals"). The butthurt liberals in Toronto expressed their disapproval of Mayor Ford's administration by re-electing him. After being booted from the mayor's office, he was then elected to city council. Last Thursday, Mayor Ford took his final ride on the white horse, and ended up in the loving bosom of Allah, who provided him with the requisite 72 virgins and all the crack he could smoke. Crack users in Toronto rejoiced at the news, as Rob's departure meant a sudden resurgence in the local crack supply. RIP in pepperonis, Mayor Ford... in heaven the crackpipes are all Pyrex, the Chore is always fresh, and the dope is always fire.
- (( GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCE ))
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- Wat Arun is a Buddhist temple in Bangkok, Thailand. The temple derives its name from the Hindu god Aruna. This photograph shows the sculptures of two mythical giant demons, Thotsakan (green-skinned) and Sahatsadecha (white-skinned), guarding the eastern gate of the temple's ordination hall, a building designated for the performance of upasampadā, the Buddhist ordination ritual, and other ritual ceremonies. The entrance of the ordination hall has a roof with a central spire, decorated in coloured ceramic and stucco and sheathed in coloured china.
- Photograph credit: BerryJ
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