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- Hey, it's me, Roger Rabbit. Time for the news.
- Blue State Blues: A Decade of Fake News
- Media’s Biggest Hoaxes, From the Tea Party to Impeachment
- AFP/Miguel SCHINCARIOL
- From “Tea Party ‘N-word'” in 2010 to the Ukraine phone call in 2019, here is a review of “fake news” at the fake end of the decade.
- 🎉 Nasdaq 9,000 First Time Ever…
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- …Despite ‘Fear Mongering,’ U.S. Holiday Sales Hit Record High…
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- …Companies Brought $1 Trillion Back to U.S. Under Trump Tax Cuts
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- …Global Stock Markets Surged $17 Trillion in ’19…
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- …Republicans ‘Mislead Our Children’ Over Impeachment
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- Dem Dean: Pelosi ‘Very Wise’ Not to Hand over Articles of Impeachment for ‘False Sham Trial’…
- TRENT BAKER
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- Cohen on Impeachment House Managers: ‘Speaker Pelosi Looking at a Demographic Mix’
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- Democrats to Vote to Acquit Trump?
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- Pro Hacker Reveals How Cars Spy on You…
- 0
- …Facebook, Uber Plan to Defy Laws
- DAVID NG
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- …Night Drone Flights Remain a Mystery to Colorado Authorities
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- U.S. Proposes Remote ID Requirement for Drones…
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- Nolte: 53 Greatest Movies of the 21st Century… So Far (43-34)
- JOHN NOLTE
- 384
- Trump Derangement Hits Canada! 🍁
- CBC Cuts Cameo from ‘Home Alone 2’ on Christmas Eve Broadcast
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- 20231
- Another Kevin Spacey Accuser Dead; Ex-Norwegian Royal Ari Behn Dies at 47
- SIMON KENT
- 1870
- Michael Moore: Trump Will Not Debate the Democratic Candidate in 2020
- 3164
- Sarah Silverman Christmas Meltdown: Trump Border Policy ‘Purposely Cruel’
- 1730
- Report: FISA Court Ordered FBI to Review Applications by Only *One* Lawyer…
- 919
- …Little-KNOWN Deep Stater Under Microscope
- EDWIN MORA
- 2399
- IG Report Shock: Steele Funneled Claims Through John McCain After FBI Dropped Him as Source
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- VIDEO: Strangers Raise over $1,000 for Woman’s Car Repair Bill
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- Scarborough: Evangelicals ‘Turned Their Back on Core Beliefs’ for WH Photo Op
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- Fmr Archbishop: Climate Change ‘Largest Challenge Ever to Human Race’
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- Notre Dame Rector: ‘50% Chance’ Fragile Cathedral Might Not Be Saved
- 1030
- Pastor Darrell Scott Shoots Down Pete Buttigieg’s Claim ‘Jesus Was Born a Refugee’
- 546
- Boko Haram Jihadis Kill Seven in Nigeria on Christmas Eve
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- WATCH: Donald Trump Jr. Tells Story of Woman Yelling at Him in NYC Restaurant
- Don Jr. Tells Story of Woman Yelling Encouragement at Him in NYC Restaurant
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- NRA: New Evidence Backs Claim Andrew Cuomo Violated Its Free Speech
- 1352
- Prosecutors: Michael Avenatti was $15 Million in Debt During Nike Extortion Plot
- Feds: 🎪Avenatti🎪 $15M in Debt amid Nike Extortion Plot
- 995
- Rabbi Spero: Stephen Miller Unjustly Maligned by Political Left
- Rabbi Spero: Stephen Miller Unjustly Maligned by Political Left
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- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
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- Davos Forum Elites to Demand Immediate Global Action on ‘Climate Change’
- Davos Forum Elites to Demand Immediate Global Action on ‘Climate Change’
- 1703
- Franklin Graham: Christianity Today ‘in Step’ with Pelosi, Leftist Agenda — Editorial Used to ‘Divide’ Evangelicals
- Franklin Graham: Christianity Today ‘in Step’ with Pelosi — Op-Ed Used to ‘Divide’ Evangelicals
- 1651
- Donald Trump: U.S. Must Foster Culture of ‘Deeper Understanding and Respect’
- Watch: Trump Calls for Exemplifying Christ’s Teachings in Christmas Message…
- …Special Salute to Troops for Noble Service…
- …Asks Americans to ’Foster Culture of Deeper Understanding and Respect’
- SEAN MORAN
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- Notre Dame Rector: Fragile Cathedral Might Not be Saved
- Fragile Notre Dame Might Not Be Saved……
- 546
- Heavy Hearts as Notre-Dame Misses Christmas Mass for First Time Since 1803
- …No Mass for First Time in over Two Centuries
- BREITBART NEWS
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- Sydney Archbishop Cautions Against ‘Safe Spaces’ and ‘Trigger Warnings’
- Archbishop Cautions Against ‘Safe Spaces’ and ‘Trigger Warnings’
- 351
- Ronald Reagan on Christmas Day 1981: ‘Americans Have Always Tried to Follow a Higher Light’
- Ronald Reagan on Christmas Day 1981: ‘Americans Have Always Tried to Follow a Higher Light’
- JEFF POOR
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- Mansour: How Christmas Has Shaped Our History and Values
- Mansour: How Christmas Has Shaped Our History and Values
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
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- Remains of Fallen Special Forces Soldier Michael Goble Return to the U.S. on Christmas Day
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- WATCH: Wild Brawl Breaks Out at New York Mall on Christmas Eve
- WATCH: Wild Brawl Breaks Out at New York Mall on Christmas Eve
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- Counties Consider Rebuking Bill Lee's Approval for More Refugees
- Counties Consider Rebuking Bill Lee's Approval for More Refugees
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- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- DEC 27
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
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- ESE 8 mph 78%
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- DEC 28
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 72°50°
- 50%
- SSW 15 mph 85%
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- DEC 29
- Partly Cloudy
- 67°35°
- 10%
- WNW 17 mph 42%
- MON
- DEC 30
- Sunny
- 62°35°
- 0%
- NW 4 mph 46%
- TUE
- DEC 31
- Mostly Cloudy
- 60°42°
- 0%
- NE 7 mph 46%
- WED
- JAN 1
- Showers
- 56°47°
- 50%
- E 7 mph 70%
- THU
- JAN 2
- Showers
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- WNW 8 mph 84%
- FRI
- JAN 3
- Partly Cloudy
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- 10%
- NW 9 mph 63%
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- JAN 4
- Sunny
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- SW 7 mph 57%
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- JAN 5
- Sunny
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- JAN 6
- Mostly Sunny
- 61°39°
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- NNE 8 mph 52%
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- JAN 7
- Partly Cloudy
- 63°43°
- 20%
- SE 7 mph 61%
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- JAN 8
- Partly Cloudy
- 65°46°
- 20%
- SE 8 mph 65%
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- JAN 9
- AM Showers
- 67°47°
- 40%
- S 9 mph 70%
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- JAN 10
- AM Showers
- 66°44°
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- NW 9 mph 69%
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- Current threat: Extraterrestrial life. 👽
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- Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015
- Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is another exclusive video game released by resident Encyclopedia Dramatica game developer Lolgo.png Gizmo01942. It was created as a tribute to those who died in the terrorist attacks at Charlie Hebdo in France. Promise.
- The game consists of you playing as Muhammad where the goal is to fuck either a sheep, a goat, a pig, a guy, or 5 guys. It features stunning 3D graphics and has been very well received on the internet since its creation. It received a perfect 100 metacritic score (10.0 user score) and was approved by Steam Greenlight in a record 4 minutes. It's been described it as "Heavy Rain meets Mass Effect," and won 3 game of the year awards.
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- The chinstrap penguin (Pygoscelis antarcticus) is a species of penguin that inhabits land masses in the Southern Pacific and Antarctic Oceans. The bird's black back and white underparts provide camouflage in the form of countershading when viewed from above or below, helping it to avoid detection by its predators, which include the leopard seal, the southern giant petrel, the brown skua and the south polar skua. The chinstrap penguin grows to a length of 68–76 cm (27–30 in) and a weight of 3.2–5.3 kg (7.1–11.7 lb), with the weight varying with the time of year. Males are greater in weight and height than females.
- This picture shows a chinstrap penguin photographed on Deception Island, in the Antarctic archipelago of the South Shetland Islands.
- Photograph credit: Andrew Shiva
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- Well. I'm gonna go look through my neighbor's window and watch her take a shower. Bye.
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