Hogfather - Enemies

With a sudden whirl of movement that made the men start, Teatime spun away, grabbed a chair, swung it up to the table and sat down on it. Three of them had already got their hands on their swords.

'I don't have many,' he said, apologetically. 'Don't seem to have the knack. On the other hand... I don't seem to have any enemies at all. Not one. Isn't that nice?’

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Hogfather - p39