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- Here's the news, you little niggers.
- Russian Cruiser Sinks, Ukraine Claims Credit for Missile Attack
- First Major Warship Downed in Combat Since 1982
- Cubans wave as the "Moskva" Russian guide missile cruiser arrives at Havana's harbour, on August 3, 2013. The vessel is part of a three-ship group in official visit to Cuba. AFP PHOTO/Adalberto ROQUE (Photo credit should read ADALBERTO ROQUE/AFP via Getty Images)
- Russia has confirmed the flagship of the Black Sea Fleet has sunk after what Ukraine said was a missile attack by their forces.
- Abbott: Enhanced Inspections Have Made Mexican States Talk Security
- Abbott: Enhanced Inspections Have Made Mexican States Talk Security
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- W.H. COVID Response Coordinator: We Have Different Standard for Travel
- W.H. COVID Response Coordinator: We Have Different Standard for Travel
- 233
- Indian Police Arrest 4 Men for 'Gang Raping' Bengal Monitor Lizard
- Indian Police Arrest 4 Men for 'Gang Raping' Bengal Monitor Lizard
- 530
- Vindman: Trump Has 'Spiraled Down' Mentally -- Not Viable for 2024
- Vindman: Trump Has 'Spiraled Down' Mentally -- Not Viable for 2024
- 1,587
- Twitter's Blue Checkmark Brigade Freaks Out over Elon Musk
- Twitter's Blue Checkmark Brigade Freaks Out over Elon Musk
- 7,097
- Sean Penn Is 'Thinking about Taking Up Arms against Russia'
- Sean Penn Is 'Thinking about Taking Up Arms against Russia'
- 15,824
- Elon Musk Offers to Buy 100 Percent of Twitter, Restore Free Speech
- Elon Musk Offers to Buy 100 Percent of Twitter, Restore Free Speech
- 5,924
- Bloomberg Pays Less than Half the Tax Rate Paid by Average American
- Bloomberg Pays Less than Half the Tax Rate Paid by Average American
- 2,148
- Mike Pence: Campus Leftists Are Threatened by Conservatives
- Mike Pence: Campus Leftists Are Threatened by Conservatives
- 2,422
- Multi-Millionaire Heiress Abigail Disney Bashes America in Documentary
- Multi-Millionaire Heiress Abigail Disney Bashes America in Documentary
- Negro Man Charged in Murder of White Man During Bakersville Shooting.
- Shooting people is just part of their culture. You wouldn't get it.
- Memphis: Negro Kidnaps White Woman; Then Refuses to Say Where He Left Her.
- Negro Gets Set Free After Trafficking 16-Year-Old Girl in Queens.
- Minneapolis: Negro Beats White Transit Bus Driver After He Got into Argument with 3 Negresses.
- Negro Gets Tased by Sarasota Cops After Having Chimpout.
- Bronx: Negro Beats 14-Year-Old Girl with Chef Boyardee Can Inside Grocery Store.
- Toronto: Negro Migrant Throws Rocks at Multiple Women; 1 Gets Concussion.
- San Francisco: Negro Throws Woman's Dog into Wall During Argument; Killing Him.
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- Fri 15 | Day
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- Current threat: Hitler's birthday. 卐
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- Shanley Kane
- Shanley Kane (aka "Kittenpies") is the psychotic co-founder founder and CEO (never mention her ex-partner who was creepily lesbo-stalked by Kane until she had to quit) of "Model View Culture", something she pretends is a company but is actually just a blog, and is all about writing whiny articles about how she never made it big in tech simply because she's a woman, instead of the fact that she's utterly incompetent.
- Shanley describes herself as "Archive today-ico.png a cultural critic, writer and feminist", but in reality she's a fat, batshit-insane Twitter bot who used to date weev and be a white supremacist, but now spends her days bitterly bragging about how much money male dumbasses throw at her Patreon in exchange for her calling them nerds, because she's angry that her plan to cover her pale skin and acne with seven layers of makeup and fucking her way to the top failed, as no amount of makeup could distract from her massive, 3x4-foot forehead. She does all this while secretly living off the allowance from her wealthy architect father and white, CEO boyfriend because her blog is a joke and she needs to suck dick and beg for money from her dad to keep up appearances that she's a strong, independent woman.
- She recently became internet famous when, after years of literally ending every argument with "fuck you" and asking her twitter army of lonely white knights to defend her, drunk off of imaginary power she decided that she could actually somehow get the CEO of linux fired using feminism and got her ass whooped by the entire internet.
- On a related note, it is worth mentioning that Shan is also an S&M loving pervert. Do her a favor and throw some "abusive" and "harassing" messages her way. As both a feminist and masochist, she lives for that kind of thing.
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- Christ Falling on the Way to Calvary, also known as Lo Spasimo or Il Spasimo di Sicilia, is an oil painting by the Italian High Renaissance painter Raphael, originally painted on panel around 1514 to 1516 but later transferred to canvas in the 19th century. It depicts Christ carrying the cross to his crucifixion, specifically the moment when he falls and his mother Mary suffers a spasm of agony, known as the Swoon of the Virgin. The painting's emotion is densely crammed into the foreground, and the background is similar to that of a stage set with distant groups of people and crosses. The work was commissioned by the Sicilian monastery of Santa Maria dello Spasimo in Palermo and now hangs in the Museo del Prado in Madrid.
- Painting credit: Raphael
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- Alright niggerfaggotbitches. I'm gonna go buy some condoms so I can have sex with a 13 year old girl. Remember to always use condoms for safe sex.
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