Mood Indiglow by IndyMedia's Ping Merlot

Insert Bitcoin to Continue * Bitcoin Inserted * Package Pickup in Minecraft Forums * "Tibetan Bowl" Acquired

Gamelan Orchestra Intervenes * Paging Mickey Hart * Rudimentary Drumming Taught to Dark Elf Chaos Dwarf *

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"Dwarf Fortress" Minigame Activated * Dark Elf Meets Chaotic Neutral Paladin * The One Where Chaos Theory Slows *

Starcraft -  Brood Wars 1.07b * Fiber Drop * Server Closet * "Backhoe" * Caterpillar * Moe *

Medtronic * Thrivent Financial * Renraku Arkology * Blaxxun * Metaverse * Metachorus * "a capella Gabriella"

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"a Moment Alone with Shasta Ævangelion Pibberelli, a.k.a. Mister Pibb"


http://www.alonetone.com/jackmerlot * http://www.reverbnation.com/jackmerlot * http://www.myspace.com/jackmerlot *

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Starship Troopers * Citizenship Rights * Earned Income Credit * "Condé Nast Publications" * Missing User Accounts *

LASER_PEN * dragonfly_blue ( ...seven years in Tibet account... ) * ping_merlot * Software Keystroke Logger *

Rootkit Feature * Virtual Device Driver * VXD * Hardware Abstraction Layer * World War Z *

Compromised Rootkitted VXD FILE Collection * Honeypot Initiative * Bait Car Tracker * Tracer Bullets Acquired *

"Muddy Paws Cheesecake Factory Method"

by Septimus Subprime

Somewhere in Stalingrad, at an illicit Milk Bar primarily serving Smart Drinks...

MarcChagallStainedGlassWindowFactoryMethod * Wingman Pilot in Pilot's Lounge Sings "Oh, Canada" *

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DrunkenBrawlInDragonFlyWeightPatternAbstractFactoryMethod * Pipestone Aboriginal Canadian Cherokee Mines Pipestone

* MalachiteRangeRoverAbstractFactoryMakerMethodMaker * ToothEnamelNanotechnologyCloissonePatternDentalMicroMachine

* MakerFairyMethodMakerMethodFactory * Black Widow * Spy Optics * Google Glass * Infrared Laser Receptor *

Parabolic Dish Antenna * Array Matrix of Photovoltaic Cells * Field Programmable Gate Array Chip * FPGA *

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"Military & Aerospace Electronics Magazine" * Seven Wraiths Uncloaked * Pipestone GHOST REPORTING *

Pipestone Ghost RECORDING * Pipestone Ghost Converter Mode Initiated * Protoss Zealot Converted *

Protoss Zealot Convert Mode Enabled * Pipestone Zealot Converting Zerg Lurker * Lurker Converted *

Pipestone Lurker Boarding Wraith * Pipestone Zealot Boarding Wraith * Pipestone GHOST Boarding Wraith *

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Paging Medivac Four * Medivac Four Lost * Terran Marine Performs Emergency Triage on Terran Firebug *

Protoss Zealot Summons Iron Mule * Iron Mule Summons Stone Golem * Stone Golem Summons Jasper Protoss Druid *

Protoss Druid Healing Equivalent to Eight Terran Medivacs * Pipestone Firebug Tolkien Ring Thanks Protoss Druid

"Pylons, Pylons, Pylons"

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