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- Alright, chinkers. Here's more "news".
- Musk Lashes Out with ’Tropic Thunder’ Line: ‘F**k Yourself in the Face’ if You Want to End H-1B
- Vows ‘War’ with ‘Racists’ over Visas
- FILE - Tesla and SpaceX chief executive officer Elon Musk listens to a question as he spea
- Elon Musk wrote a message on Friday to those who want to end the H1-B visa program: “F**k yourself in the face” (a reference to the comedy film Tropic Thunder).
- Elon Musk: ‘F**k Yourself in the Face’ if You Want to End H-1B Visas
- Elon Musk: 'F**k Yourself in the Face' if You Want to End H-1B Visas
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- Capehart: We Need More Immigrants, But They Have to ‘Reinforce American Values’
- Capehart: We Need More Immigrants, But They Must 'Reinforce' Our Values
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- H-1B Uproar Obscures Vast Workforce of Other White-Collar Migrants
- H-1B Is One of Many Foreign Worker Pipelines
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- Homeless Man Burned in NYC’s Penn Station, Claims Someone Set Him on Fire While He Slept
- Homeless Man Burned in NYC's Penn Station, Claims Someone Set Him on Fire
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- Florida Man Shoots at Two Migrants in Alleged Home Invasion, One Died
- Florida Man Shoots at Two Migrants in Alleged Home Invasion, One Died
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- Bloodied Ukrainian Troops Risk Losing Hard-Won Land in Kursk to Russia
- Bloodied Ukrainian Troops Risk Losing Hard-Won Land in Kursk to Russia
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- Abortions are up in the US. It’s a complicated picture as women turn to pills, travel
- Abortions are up in the US. It’s a complicated picture as women turn to pills, travel
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- Ramaswamy: U.S. Has ‘Venerated Mediocrity over Excellence’
- Ramaswamy: U.S. Has 'Venerated Mediocrity over Excellence'
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- Tom Homan: Trump Will Immediately Bring Back ICE Worksite Raids, ‘Remain in Mexico’ Bor
- Tom Homan: Trump Will Bring Back ICE Worksite Raids, 'Remain in Mexico'
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- Microsoft, Bill Gates Went All-In for Kamala Harris as Trump Taps Anti-Big Tech Hawks for His Admin
- Microsoft, Gates Went All-In for Harris as Trump Taps Anti-Big Nominees
- Negro Jerks off on Woman's Pants on Bronx Subway.
- God, negro. Why do you have to keep jerking off? I thought you like raping them.
- Gorilla Busted Filming Child Porn at Prince George’s County School.
- Naked Nig Runs Around with Bible Yelling at People Before Attacking Cop.
- Philly Police Searching for Negroid Serial Robber.
- ............... Weather.
- Sat 28 | Day
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- Homosexuality
- Homosexuality or Homophilia, is a progressive mental illness commonly seen among furries, in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. Often as the sufferer comes of age, the level of faggotry begins to slope up in the form of a quadratic function, rather than the typical linear model predicted by researchers and other faggots of the like.
- (( HIV Pride Month ))
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- Arthur Sullivan (1842–1900) was an English composer best known for his operatic collaborations with the dramatist W. S. Gilbert. Among his early works were a ballet, a symphony, a cello concerto and a one-act comic opera, Cox and Box, which is still widely performed. He wrote his first opera with Gilbert, Thespis, in 1871. The impresario Richard D'Oyly Carte engaged Gilbert and Sullivan to create a one-act piece, Trial by Jury, in 1875. Its box-office success led the partners to collaborate on twelve full-length comic operas, known as the Savoy operas, including H.M.S. Pinafore, The Pirates of Penzance and The Mikado. Sullivan's only grand opera, Ivanhoe, though initially successful in 1891, has rarely been revived. His works include twenty-four operas, eleven major orchestral works, ten choral works and oratorios, two ballets, incidental music to several plays, and numerous church pieces, songs, and piano and chamber pieces. His hymns and songs include "Onward, Christian Soldiers" and "The Lost Chord". This carte de visite of Sullivan was taken around 1870 by the English photographer H. J. Whitlock.
- Photograph credit: H. J. Whitlock; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go shave my guinea pig and make him wear a speedo. Then I'm gonna put him on a tiny diving board, and if he doesn't do a perfect backflip, I'm gonna skin him and hang him outside my store next to those chinks.
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