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- Hi. It's me. The news guy. Time for the news.
- Watch: Parents March on Disneyland to Protest Studio’s Woke LGBTQIA2S+ Agenda for Children
- YouTube/Sean Feucht/Screenshot
- Hundreds of concerned parents and activists converged on Disneyland in Anaheim, California, Wednesday evening to protest the Walt Disney Co.’s woke agenda that includes targeting children with radical gay and transgender ideology.
- New York City Subway Shooting: Suspect Wounds 5, Possible Explosives
- New York City Subway Shooting: Suspect Wounds 5, Possible Explosives
- 14,345
- Texas Gov. Claims Win in Title 42 Border Battle
- Texas Gov. Claims Win in Title 42 Border Battle
- 256
- NYC Subway Attack: Manhunt for Black Male in 'Construction-Type Vest'
- NYC Subway Attack: Manhunt for Black Male in 'Construction-Type Vest'
- 5,845
- Parents March on Disneyland to Protest Studio's LGBTQ Agenda for Kids
- Parents March on Disneyland to Protest Studio's LGBTQ Agenda for Kids
- 766
- Russia Confirms 'Serious' Damage to Navy Cruiser After Ukraine Claim
- Russia Confirms 'Serious' Damage to Navy Cruiser After Ukraine Claim
- 354
- 'We've Done F—ing Horrible': Democrats Blame 'Messaging' for Failures
- 'We've Done F—ing Horrible': Democrats Blame 'Messaging' for Failures
- 1,407
- White House Welcomes 'Free to Travel' Migrants to Washington, DC
- White House Welcomes 'Free to Travel' Migrants to Washington, DC
- 706
- Elon Musk Offers to Buy 100 Percent of Twitter, Restore Free Speech
- Elon Musk Offers to Buy 100 Percent of Twitter, Restore Free Speech
- 681
- White House Refuses to Take Responsibility for Historic Inflation
- White House Refuses to Take Responsibility for Historic Inflation
- 2,579
- WH: Biden 'Top of the Totem Pole' Despite Unscripted Moments on Russia
- WH: Biden 'Top of the Totem Pole' Despite Unscripted Moments on Russia
- Negro Migrant Uber Driver Rapes White Passenger, Then Flees Country.
- At least he might be going back to Africa.
- Naked Negress Breaks into Woman's Home and Eats Cheetos in Her Bathtub.
- Philly Police Finally Capture Negroid Specimen Who Raped 2 Teenage Girls.
- Knife Wielding Negro Rapes Woman in Her Bensalem Apartment.
- Negro Sex Trafficker Arrested in Conyers; 1 of the Victims Rescued.
- Fort Drum Nog Arrested for Raping Girl Under the Age of 16.
- Teenaper Gets Retrial After Insulting Judge Telling Him, "He doesn't have time for this".
- Negress Throws Hot Coffee and Pepper Sprays Wawa's Employee Because She Got Order Wrong.
- ................. Weather.
- Special Weather Statement
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Description
- ...Elevated to Near Critical Fire Weather Conditions Today...
- Elevated to near critical fire weather conditions are forecast today due low humidity and occasional gusty winds. Fuel conditions remain drought stressed across much of South Central Texas. Residents are urged to exercise care with respect to any outdoor activities that could inadvertently cause wildfires.
- Avoid the use of welding or grinding equipment near grass and dry brush. In addition, avoid parking vehicles in tall, dry grass that could be ignited. Do not toss cigarette butts on the ground. Report wildfires quickly to the nearest fire department or law enforcement office.
- Thu 14 | Day
- 85°
- 1%
- E 12 mph
- Abundant sunshine. High near 85F. Winds E at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 36%
- UV Index
- 9 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:04 am
- Sunset
- 7:56 pm
- Thu 14 | Night
- 59°
- 7%
- ESE 10 mph
- Mainly clear. Low 59F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 48%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 6:02 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 6:00 am
- Fri 15
- 86°
- /68°
- Cloudy
- 22%
- SSE 13 mph
- Sat 16
- 91°
- /67°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 11%
- S 11 mph
- Sun 17
- 92°
- /63°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 17%
- SSW 8 mph
- Mon 18
- 85°
- /57°
- Mostly Sunny
- 17%
- NE 15 mph
- Tue 19
- 83°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy
- 4%
- SE 17 mph
- Wed 20
- 83°
- /66°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 18 mph
- Thu 21
- 85°
- /66°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 39%
- SE 15 mph
- Fri 22
- 87°
- /63°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SE 17 mph
- Sat 23
- 85°
- /65°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SSE 18 mph
- Sun 24
- 84°
- /65°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 35%
- SSE 17 mph
- Mon 25
- 86°
- /62°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 37%
- S 13 mph
- Tue 26
- 86°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 12 mph
- Wed 27
- 87°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 22%
- S 14 mph
- Thu 28
- 87°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 15 mph
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- Current threat: Easter bunny attacks. 🐰
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- Bernie Sanders
- Bernie Sanders✡ (or B.S.) is a batshit insane Communist Jew and American politician who represents the 9,615-square mile patch of progressive inanity that is Vermont. Sanders is the product of a Communist experiment to develop a socialist clone of Larry David who's goal is to break up banks and corporations. After having served nearly a quarter of a century in federal office, a demented Sanders developed delusions of grandeur, and announced a 2016 presidential candidacy, apparently believing America was ready to elect a senile socialist to the White House.
- Aided by an army of well-off young white people on the Internet, he became a meme candidate, along with Donald Trump and, previously, Ron Paul. Sanders did about as well in his quixotic quest for the presidency as the last Vermont politician that was popular on the Internet.
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- The white-headed petrel (Pterodroma lessonii), also known as the white-headed fulmar, is a species of seabird in the petrel family, Procellariidae. White-headed petrels occur in the southern hemisphere and breed alone or in colonies in burrows dug among tussocks and herbfields on subantarctic islands.
- Photograph credit: John Harrison
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go buy an Adam Schiff Pencil.
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