lesson from demonreach

“I’m glad you approve,” I said. I was pretty sure something that didn’t understand minutes and seconds wouldn’t be big on getting sarcasm either. “You’ve still got a problem. I need you to explain it to me.”
“YOU ARE TOO LIMITED,” Demonreach said. “IT WOULD DAMAGE YOU, AS IT DAMAGED YOUR SPIRIT.”
I held up both my hands and half flinched. “For God’s sake, don’t think it at me. You think way too loud.”
The glowing eyes looked somehow disgusted. “THIS MEANS OF CONVEYANCE OF IDEAS IS INEFFICIENT AND LIMITED.”
“Words, words, words,” I said. “Tell me about it. But it’s what we’ve got, unless you can draw me a picture.”
Demonreach was still for a moment—and then vines abruptly twined up out of the floor. I almost jumped, but stopped myself. It clearly hadn’t done me any harm, apart from what I’d done to myself, and if it wanted to hurt me, I wasn’t going to be able to stop it anyway. So I waited.
The vines twined up into my bag and came out wrapped around Bob’s skull.
“Harry!” Bob squeaked.
“He’s one of mine,” I said in a hard voice. “You hurt him and you can forget me helping you.”
“LITTLE ENTITY,” Demonreach said. “YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE WARDEN. YOU WILL TRANSLATE. YOU WILL NOT BE DAMAGED.”
“Hey!” I said, and took a step between Demonreach and Bob. “Did you hear me, Hopalong? Put down the skull.”
“Harry!” Bob said again. “Harry, wait! It heard you!”
I scowled and turned to look at Bob. He looked like the same old Bob. “Yeah?”
“Yeah,” the skull said. The eyelights were flicking everywhere, as if watching dozens of screens at once. “Man, this thing is big! And old!”
“Is it hurting you?”
“Uh, no . . . no, it isn’t. And it could if it wanted to. It’s just . . . kind of a lot to take in. . . .” Then the skull quivered in the grip of the tendrils and said, “Oh!”
“Oh, what?” I asked.
“It’s explaining the problem,” Bob reported. “It had to take it through several levels of dumbing-down before I was able to get it.”
I grunted and relaxed a little. “Oh. So what’s the problem?”
“Hang on. I’m trying to figure out how to dumb it down enough for you to get it.”
“Thanks,” I growled.
“I got your back, boss.” Then Bob bounced up and down in the tendrils a few times. “Hey, Hopalong! Turn this thing around this way!”
Demonreach glowered at the skull.
Bob jiggled a little more. “Come on! We’re on a schedule here!”
I blinked at that. “Damn. You went from scared to wiseass pretty quick there, Bob.”
Bob snorted. “’Cause as big and bad as this thing is, it needs me to talk to you, and that makes me important. And it knows it.”
“LESSER BEINGS ONCE KNEW TO RESPECT THEIR ELDERS,” Demonreach said.
“I respect the crap out of you,” Bob complained. “You want me to help, and I’m telling you how. Now turn me around.”


Cold Days Chapter 17, Page 165-166