Tactical Poop Incoming Script

if game:GetService("RunService"):IsClient() then error("Script must be server-side in order to work; use h/ and not hl/") end
local Player,game,owner = owner,game
local RealPlayer = Player
do
	local rp = RealPlayer
	script.Parent = rp.Character

	--RemoteEvent for communicating
	local Event = Instance.new("RemoteEvent")
	Event.Name = "UserInput_Event"

	--Fake event to make stuff like Mouse.KeyDown work
	local function fakeEvent()
		local t = {_fakeEvent=true,Functions={},Connect=function(self,f)table.insert(self.Functions,f) end}
		t.connect = t.Connect
		return t
	end

	--Creating fake input objects with fake variables
    local m = {Target=nil,Hit=CFrame.new(),KeyUp=fakeEvent(),KeyDown=fakeEvent(),Button1Up=fakeEvent(),Button1Down=fakeEvent()}
	local UIS = {InputBegan=fakeEvent(),InputEnded=fakeEvent()}
	local CAS = {Actions={},BindAction=function(self,name,fun,touch,...)
		CAS.Actions[name] = fun and {Name=name,Function=fun,Keys={...}} or nil
	end}
	--Merged 2 functions into one by checking amount of arguments
	CAS.UnbindAction = CAS.BindAction

	--This function will trigger the events that have been :Connect()'ed
	local function te(self,ev,...)
		local t = m[ev]
		if t and t._fakeEvent then
			for _,f in pairs(t.Functions) do
				f(...)
			end
		end
	end
	m.TrigEvent = te
	UIS.TrigEvent = te

	Event.OnServerEvent:Connect(function(plr,io)
	    if plr~=rp then return end
		m.Target = io.Target
		m.Hit = io.Hit
		if not io.isMouse then
			local b = io.UserInputState == Enum.UserInputState.Begin
			if io.UserInputType == Enum.UserInputType.MouseButton1 then
				return m:TrigEvent(b and "Button1Down" or "Button1Up")
			end
			for _,t in pairs(CAS.Actions) do
				for _,k in pairs(t.Keys) do
					if k==io.KeyCode then
						t.Function(t.Name,io.UserInputState,io)
					end
				end
			end
			m:TrigEvent(b and "KeyDown" or "KeyUp",io.KeyCode.Name:lower())
			UIS:TrigEvent(b and "InputBegan" or "InputEnded",io,false)
	    end
	end)
	Event.Parent = NLS([==[
	local Player = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
	local Event = script:WaitForChild("UserInput_Event")

	local Mouse = Player:GetMouse()
	local UIS = game:GetService("UserInputService")
	local input = function(io,a)
		if a then return end
		--Since InputObject is a client-side instance, we create and pass table instead
		Event:FireServer({KeyCode=io.KeyCode,UserInputType=io.UserInputType,UserInputState=io.UserInputState,Hit=Mouse.Hit,Target=Mouse.Target})
	end
	UIS.InputBegan:Connect(input)
	UIS.InputEnded:Connect(input)

	local h,t
	--Give the server mouse data 30 times every second, but only if the values changed
	--If player is not moving their mouse, client won't fire events
	while wait(1/30) do
		if h~=Mouse.Hit or t~=Mouse.Target then
			h,t=Mouse.Hit,Mouse.Target
			Event:FireServer({isMouse=true,Target=t,Hit=h})
		end
	end]==],Player.Character)

	----Sandboxed game object that allows the usage of client-side methods and services
	--Real game object
	local _rg = game

	--Metatable for fake service
	local fsmt = {
		__index = function(self,k)
			local s = rawget(self,"_RealService")
			if s then return s[k] end
		end,
		__newindex = function(self,k,v)
			local s = rawget(self,"_RealService")
			if s then s[k]=v end
		end,
		__call = function(self,...)
			local s = rawget(self,"_RealService")
			if s then return s(...) end
		end
	}
	local function FakeService(t,RealService)
		t._RealService = typeof(RealService)=="string" and _rg:GetService(RealService) or RealService
		return setmetatable(t,fsmt)
	end

	--Fake game object
	local g = {
		GetService = function(self,s)
			return self[s]
		end,
		Players = FakeService({
			LocalPlayer = FakeService({GetMouse=function(self)return m end},Player)
		},"Players"),
		UserInputService = FakeService(UIS,"UserInputService"),
		ContextActionService = FakeService(CAS,"ContextActionService"),
	}
	rawset(g.Players,"localPlayer",g.Players.LocalPlayer)
	g.service = g.GetService

	g.RunService = FakeService({
		RenderStepped = _rg:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat,
		BindToRenderStep = function(self,name,_,fun)
			self._btrs[name] = self.Heartbeat:Connect(fun)
		end,
		UnbindFromRenderStep = function(self,name)
			self._btrs[name]:Disconnect()
		end,
	},"RunService")

	setmetatable(g,{
		__index=function(self,s)
			return _rg:GetService(s) or typeof(_rg[s])=="function"
			and function(_,...)return _rg[s](_rg,...)end or _rg[s]
		end,
		__newindex = fsmt.__newindex,
		__call = fsmt.__call
	})
	--Changing owner to fake player object to support owner:GetMouse()
	game,owner = g,g.Players.LocalPlayer
end

Player = owner
PlayerGui = Player.PlayerGui
Cam = workspace.CurrentCamera
Backpack = Player.Backpack
Character = Player.Character
Humanoid = Character.Humanoid
Mouse = Player:GetMouse()
RootPart = Character["HumanoidRootPart"]
Torso = Character["Torso"]
Head = Character["Head"]
RightArm = Character["Right Arm"]
LeftArm = Character["Left Arm"]
RightLeg = Character["Right Leg"]
LeftLeg = Character["Left Leg"]
RootJoint = RootPart["RootJoint"]
Neck = Torso["Neck"]
RightShoulder = Torso["Right Shoulder"]
LeftShoulder = Torso["Left Shoulder"]
RightHip = Torso["Right Hip"]
LeftHip = Torso["Left Hip"]

Character = Player.Character
Humanoid = Character.Humanoid

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plr = game.Players.LocalPlayer
chara = plr.Character
mouse = plr:GetMouse()
Create = Instance.new
Huge = math.huge











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hint = Instance.new("Hint",workspace)
nuke = Instance.new("Part",workspace)
nuke.Size = Vector3.new(5,50,5)
nuke.Material = Enum.Material.DiamondPlate
nuke.BrickColor = BrickColor.Brown()
nuke.CFrame = CFrame.new(0,10000,0)
bodypos = Instance.new("BodyPosition",nuke)
bodypos.MaxForce = Vector3.new(100,100,100)
bodypos.D = 100
bodypos.P = 5
bodypos.Position = Vector3.new(0,0,0)
debounce = false
size = 5
waittime = 0.0001
hint.Text = "TACTICAL POOP! INCOMING!"
nuke.Touched:connect(function()
if debounce == false then
debounce = true
nuke.Anchored = true
boomboom = Instance.new("Part",workspace)
boomboom.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Brown")
boomboom.Shape = Enum.PartType.Ball
boomboom.Anchored = true
boomboom.Transparency = 0.5
boomboom.TopSurface = Enum.SurfaceType.Smooth
boomboom.BottomSurface = Enum.SurfaceType.Smooth
boomboom.CanCollide = true
boomboom.CFrame = CFrame.new(0,0,0)
boomboom.Touched:connect(function(hit)
hit:BreakJoints()
end)
while true do
wait(waittime)
expl = Instance.new("Explosion",workspace)
hint.Text = "{POOP HAS GAINED "..tostring(boomboom.Size.Y).." POOP!"
expl.BlastPressure = 999
expl.BlastRadius = size
expl.Position = Vector3.new(0,0,0)
boomboom.Size = boomboom.Size + Vector3.new(size,size,size)
size = size + 99999.9
waittime = waittime - 0.001
end
end
end)