Serious business

10:04 PM - Sergiovan: About one million ponies at least
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: Apparently
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: In 6 months
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: 180 days
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: 4320 hours
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: 1.55M seconds
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: AKAK
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: AKA*
10:04 PM - Sergiovan: One pony per second
10:05 PM - Sergiovan: I hope magic can help you
10:06 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ..
10:06 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So for 6 months
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I'll be fucking/being fucked by a pony A SECOND?
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: FOR 6 MONTHS?
10:07 PM - Sergiovan: Yes
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: HELL
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: TO
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: THE
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: FUCK
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: NO
10:07 PM - Sergiovan: 10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: HELL
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: TO
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: THE
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: FUCK
10:07 PM - Sergiovan: Accurate
10:07 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ..
10:07 PM - Sergiovan: You won't even notice after 5 days
10:07 PM - Sergiovan: BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DEAD
10:08 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Death by animated pony fucking.
10:08 PM - Sergiovan: Unless
10:08 PM - Sergiovan: Magic can help you
10:08 PM - Sergiovan: Maybe they can slow time
10:08 PM - Sergiovan: One seconds now takes a whole day
10:09 PM - Procloptinator Brad: THAT'S EVEN WORSE
10:09 PM - Sergiovan: How is it worse?
10:09 PM - Procloptinator Brad: But once again:
21:00:49  - Procloptinator Brad said: I may chronically clop, but not THAT much
10:09 PM - Sergiovan: Either that
10:09 PM - Sergiovan: (Keep in mind, only 6 months pass)
10:10 PM - Sergiovan: Or you literally die
10:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Hmmm
10:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Constantly get fucked by ponies for 6 months straight
10:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: OR
10:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Get fucked by ponies for 5 days straight and die.
10:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Hmmm
10:10 PM - Sergiovan: Hey
10:10 PM - Sergiovan: Wait
10:10 PM - Sergiovan: No
10:10 PM - Sergiovan: Nonono
10:10 PM - Sergiovan: You have it all wrong
10:11 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: See, if they slow down time
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: Each second is 1 day
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: So it would take you 1M days
10:11 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: Which is
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: 2500~ years
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: BUT
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: BUT
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: You get to rest
10:11 PM - Sergiovan: Not constant 24h ... stuff
10:12 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So
10:12 PM - Procloptinator Brad: in other words
10:12 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Every day I get fucked by/fuck a pony. For ~2500 years?
10:12 PM - Sergiovan: Yes
10:12 PM - Sergiovan: And the rest of the time, free
10:12 PM - Sergiovan: Also
10:12 PM - Sergiovan: Only 6 months would pass
10:12 PM - Sergiovan: So you'd barely loose any time
10:12 PM - Sergiovan: AND
10:13 PM - Sergiovan: You'd get to know everyone
10:13 PM - Sergiovan: Reeeeally well
10:13 PM - Sergiovan: *wink*
10:13 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:13 PM - Procloptinator Brad: http://i.imgur.com/mdcgh.jpg
10:13 PM - Sergiovan: Not really
10:14 PM - Sergiovan: http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw5406-37e.jpg
10:14 PM - Sergiovan: Except there are
10:14 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So pretty much what it could be is a one day date with EVERY FUCKING PONY IN THE PONY UNIVERSE?
10:14 PM - Sergiovan: Yes
10:14 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *sigh*
10:14 PM - Sergiovan: Pros: You don't die
10:14 PM - Sergiovan: Cons: It will take a lot of time
10:15 PM - Procloptinator Brad: -.-
10:15 PM - Sergiovan: Pros: You'll become the wisest man alive
10:15 PM - Sergiovan: Cons: You'll probably get bored
10:15 PM - Sergiovan: Pros: You'll get to know everytone
10:15 PM - Sergiovan: Cons: You'll get to know EVERYONE
10:15 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *deep sigh*
10:15 PM - Procloptinator Brad: When do I start?
10:18 PM - Sergiovan: http://i.imgur.com/ZCXZdzv.png
10:18 PM - Sergiovan: It's daytime right now
10:18 PM - Sergiovan: Let me see
10:18 PM - Sergiovan: Okay
10:18 PM - Sergiovan: Night starts in March
10:18 PM - Sergiovan: Ends in September
10:19 PM - Sergiovan: Exactly 6 months
10:19 PM - Sergiovan: Prepare whatever you need
10:20 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Like?
10:20 PM - Sergiovan: I don't know
10:21 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well then/
10:21 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So when exactly does it start?
10:21 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Tomorrow?
10:21 PM - Sergiovan: 10:18 PM - Sergiovan: Night starts in March
10:18 PM - Sergiovan: Ends in September
10:21 PM - Sergiovan: Not tomorrow, obv
10:22 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So in March
10:22 PM - Procloptinator Brad: The beginning of March is when the Pony Fuckening starts.
10:22 PM - Sergiovan: No
10:22 PM - Procloptinator Brad: -.-
10:22 PM - Sergiovan: Around the 21st-23rd
10:22 PM - Sergiovan: It's not me dictating this
10:22 PM - Sergiovan: The night starts then
10:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Wait, so March 21st-23rd?
10:23 PM - Sergiovan: Yes
10:23 PM - Sergiovan: Around that dat
10:23 PM - Sergiovan: Don't know the specificst
10:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh god.
10:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: That's getting close to when S5 premiers...
10:23 PM - Sergiovan: Well
10:23 PM - Sergiovan: You can watch them in your breaks
10:23 PM - Sergiovan: With ponies
10:24 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh god
10:24 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Watching ponies with the pony I'm going to/have fucked?
10:24 PM - Sergiovan: Oi
10:24 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Sounds like a wonderful date
10:24 PM - Sergiovan: They're all there
10:24 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh
10:24 PM - Sergiovan: They take turns
10:24 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So it's like a waiting room?
10:24 PM - Sergiovan: And IN YOUR BREAKS, you fucknugget
10:25 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well sorry
10:25 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I'm still trying to comprehend the fact that I'll be fucking ponies for ~2500 years, though it'll actually only be 6 months.
10:26 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So, let's see what I'll probably need...
10:26 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I can probably throw away any sanity I still have, since I'll probably lose it anyways.
10:27 PM - Procloptinator Brad: A list of all the names, so I can know them. That would be kinda weird to be fucking them without knowing their name.
10:26 PM - Sergiovan: Don't worry
10:27 PM - Sergiovan: There is time for you to lose your sanity, find it again
10:27 PM - Sergiovan: About 100 times
10:27 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:27 PM - Procloptinator Brad: OH
10:27 PM - Procloptinator Brad: And a SHIT TON of lube.
10:27 PM - Sergiovan: Mostly towards the middle of the period
10:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Maybe some Viagra? Just in case?
10:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Er...
10:28 PM - Sergiovan: The last 100 years are mostly sane
10:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh...oh shit....
10:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Um, this will be kind of an odd question, but...
10:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Do mares have periods?
10:28 PM - Sergiovan: Do I look like a person who'd know this?
10:29 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...Kinda
10:29 PM - Sergiovan: I know horses have what most animals have
10:29 PM - Sergiovan: Uhhhh
10:30 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well, if they do, I'll need a list of who will get their period at what time. Because fucking them when they're on their period...
"Disgusting" -Sergiovan, at everything, all the time
10:30 PM - Sergiovan: Mating season?
10:30 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh god.
10:30 PM - Sergiovan: Yer a human, silly
10:30 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Still.
10:30 PM - Sergiovan: Yer cromosomes are incompatible
10:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: That might mean some other fucking will be happening.
10:30 PM - Sergiovan: Like
10:30 PM - Sergiovan: Really incompatible
10:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: REALLY?
10:31 PM - Sergiovan: Really
10:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: http://i.imgur.com/kyCUwUf.png
10:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Anyways.
10:31 PM - Sergiovan: That image is terrible
10:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: It is. Ignore it.
10:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Also, there is a problem.
10:31 PM - Sergiovan: 'One'
10:32 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well, out of many, there is one main problem
10:32 PM - Sergiovan: Do tell
10:32 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Stallions.
10:32 PM - Sergiovan: That's not a problem
10:32 PM - Sergiovan: Well
10:32 PM - Sergiovan: The first 20 may be
10:33 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:33 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well then.
10:33 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So in other words, at one point Brad x TIME will occur.
10:34 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well then.
10:34 PM - Procloptinator Brad: That also means Big Mac...and Shining Armor....and...
10:34 PM - Sergiovan: All of them will occur
10:35 PM - Procloptinator Brad: OH GOD WAIT NO HELL GOD DAMNIT
10:34 PM - Sergiovan: ALL OF THEM WILLL OCCUR
10:35 PM - Procloptinator Brad: THAT MEANS THE PINK ONE
10:35 PM - Procloptinator Brad: FUCK NO
10:35 PM - Procloptinator Brad: NOPE
10:35 PM - Procloptinator Brad: HELL NO
10:35 PM - Sergiovan: He'd rather die
10:35 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...Hmmm
10:35 PM - Sergiovan: It's literally just one from a million
10:36 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I know -.-
10:36 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *SIGH*
10:37 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I guess being a chronic clopper is the absolute least of my worries.
10:37 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...Any advice?
10:39 PM - Sergiovan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA
10:39 PM - Sergiovan: you have 2500 years
10:39 PM - Sergiovan: Thinking about it
10:39 PM - Sergiovan: You could do 2 or 3 a day and lessen the time
10:40 PM - Procloptinator Brad: .-.
10:40 PM - Sergiovan: That is not as brutal
10:40 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Still can't believe...
10:40 PM - Sergiovan: As 1 per second
10:40 PM - Procloptinator Brad: True.
10:40 PM - Procloptinator Brad: But still...
10:40 PM - Sergiovan: :( You'll meet best pony
10:41 PM - Procloptinator Brad: True...
10:41 PM - Sergiovan: Hm
10:41 PM - Procloptinator Brad: That'll be a day I'm looking forward to.
10:41 PM - Sergiovan: I was about to say you'd meet every best pony
10:41 PM - Sergiovan: But OC's don't count
10:41 PM - Procloptinator Brad: THANK FUCKING GOD
10:41 PM - Sergiovan: Unless they appear in da show
10:42 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh.
10:42 PM - Sergiovan: Like that one pony in a wheelchair
10:42 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh god.
10:42 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Fucking a pony in a wheelchair?
10:42 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Is that even legal?
10:42 PM - Sergiovan: ...
10:42 PM - Sergiovan: Brad
10:42 PM - Sergiovan: Brad
10:42 PM - Sergiovan: Shut up before someone gets offended
10:43 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:43 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Still, I would see that as somewhat politically incorrect. Especially if they don't give consent.
10:44 PM - Sergiovan: What is your fucking problem
10:44 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Hmmm
10:44 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Let's see
10:44 PM - Sergiovan: Disabled people have kids like anyone else
10:45 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I was just told I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING PONIES FOR ~2500 YEARS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY 6 MONTHS
10:45 PM - Procloptinator Brad: MY MIND ISN'T IN ORDER RIGHT NOW
10:46 PM - Procloptinator Brad: At least I can understand them speaking.
10:46 PM - Sergiovan: Magic is a thing to
10:46 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ?
10:47 PM - Sergiovan: MAGIC
10:47 PM - Sergiovan: YA DON'T NEED TO STFF
10:47 PM - Sergiovan: BEcause magic
10:47 PM - Sergiovan: MEGIC
10:47 PM - Procloptinator Brad: STFF?
10:47 PM - Sergiovan: Stuff
10:48 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Ah
10:48 PM - Procloptinator Brad: And not that it matters, but who's going to cast the spell?
10:50 PM - Sergiovan: What spell
10:51 PM - Procloptinator Brad: To make 6 months last for ~2500 years
10:51 PM - Sergiovan: Dunno
10:51 PM - Sergiovan: Someone?
10:51 PM - Sergiovan: Does it matter?
10:51 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Not really
10:51 PM - Sergiovan: Let's say best princess does it
10:51 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:52 PM - Procloptinator Brad: And then I'll be banging her.
10:52 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Wonderful -.-
10:51 PM - Sergiovan: Wat
10:52 PM - Sergiovan: Why would any of this matter
10:52 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I don't know.
10:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well, I need to get ready for THE PONYFUCKENING
10:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: For I have about 6 weeks
10:53 PM - Sergiovan: You're agitated right now
10:53 PM - Sergiovan: But once you get used to it
10:53 PM - Sergiovan: It's NOT SO BAD
10:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
10:53 PM - Sergiovan: Like really
10:53 PM - Sergiovan: It's not like you're getting skinned alive every day for 1000 years
10:54 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Still .-.
10:54 PM - Sergiovan: I saw that happening on a fanfic
10:54 PM - Sergiovan: It was a weird fanfic
10:54 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I bet
10:54 PM - Procloptinator Brad: And this could be a good fanfic. If it wasn't probably already made.
10:54 PM - Sergiovan: Well
10:55 PM - Sergiovan: The idea to stop time was not
10:55 PM - Sergiovan: Probably
10:55 PM - Sergiovan: #WatchItForThePlot
10:55 PM - Sergiovan: ...
10:55 PM - Sergiovan: Wait, no'
10:55 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh god.
10:55 PM - Sergiovan: #WatchItForTheStory
10:55 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well then
10:57 PM - Procloptinator Brad: LET THE PREPARATIONS BEGAN!
10:59 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Sergio
10:59 PM - Sergiovan: Me
10:59 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Could you send me all of the chat?
10:59 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I want to pastebin it