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- Happy 4/20/Hitler's birthday/Easter!
- Justice Alito Dissents from Supreme Court Pausing Deportations of Venezuelan Migrants
- ‘Prematurely Granted Unprecedented Emergency Relief’
- TECOLUCA, EL SALVADOR - MARCH 16: In this handout photo provided by the Salvadoran governm
- Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito issued a dissenting opinion after the Supreme Court temporarily paused the Trump administration’s planned deportations of Venezuelan migrants who are accused of being Tren de Aragua (TdA) gang members, under the 1798 Alien Enemies Act.
- New Mexico Democrat Judge Resigns After ICE Arrests Alleged Tren de Aragua Gang Member in His Home
- New Mexico Judge Resigns After ICE Arrests TdA Gang Member in His Home
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- Supreme Court Pauses Trump Admin’s Deportations of Venezuelan Migrants
- Supreme Court Pauses Trump Admin's Deportations of Venezuelan Migrants
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- Arizona Dem. Gov. Hobbs Vetoes Bill Requiring Police to Cooperate with ICE
- Arizona Dem. Gov. Vetoes Bill Requiring Police to Cooperate with ICE
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- Mike Lee on Trump Birthright Citizenship Case: ‘It’s a Close Case — It Can Be WonR
- Lee on Trump Birthright Citizenship Case: It's a Close Case — It Can Be Won
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- WATCH: U.K. LGBTQ+ Rally Calls Palestine a ‘Shining Light’ in ‘Struggle’ for Trans Rights
- WATCH: U.K. LGBTQ Rally Declares ‘One Struggle’ for Palestine, Trans Rights
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- Sen. Van Hollen Pleads: Stop Talking About Abrega Garcia’s Crime Links
- Van Hollen: Stop Sharing Abrega Garcia's Crime Links
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- Supreme Court blocks, for now, new deportations under 18th century wartime law
- Supreme Court blocks, for now, new deportations under 18th century wartime law
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- Christians Exclaim ‘He Is Risen’ on Easter Sunday: Here’s Why It’s So Meani
- Christians Exclaim 'He Is Risen' On Easter Sunday: Here's Why
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- Justice Alito Dissents from Supreme Court Pausing Deportations of Venezuelan Migrants: ‘Prema
- Justice Alito Dissents After SCOTUS Pauses Deportations of Migrants
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- Van Hollen on Abrego Garcia: I Am Not Defending the Man, I Am Defending Due Process
- Van Hollen on Abrego Garcia: Not Defending the Man, Defending Due Process
- Pavement Ape Arrested After Setting Famous Philly 4th Street Deli on Fire.
- Their sandwiches are terrible in Philly, but that doesn't mean I advocate setting them on fire.
- Coon Kicks Fayetteville Clerk in the Face and Takes His Wallet Before Being Arrested, Ending His Shoplifting Spree.
- Negro 49er Cornerback Arrested After Hitting Woman He Was Dating.
- Somali Negro Gets 20 Years After Raping 2 Children in Fargo.
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- Amy Bishop
- Dr. Amy Bishop was a Professor of Neuroscience at the University of Alabama and a certified nerd (and likely Aspie). In a classic example of long-suppressed Nerd Rage and a hilarious twist to the usual endless string of jenkem or 4chan-induced school shootings, 44-year-old Professor Amy, a girl, pulled out a Glock and proceeded to calmly pwn six of her distinguished colleagues, including her boss. Three of them died, with the other three loudly protesting her choice of venue and demanding a rematch via World of Warcraft, the usual arena for angry, odd-looking social rejects to settle disagreements amongst themselves.
- According to her campus biography, Bishop holds a doctorate in genetics from Harvard. In 2008, University President David Williams predicted that one of her cell-research advances would "change the way biological and medical research is conducted." Her colleagues, on the other hand, described her as "creepy" and "always within striking distance of the edge". She was pretty much a classic Aspie, fixated on her particular narrow field of research and constantly pissing off her co-workers by refusing to talk about anything else. You know you're pretty fucking irritating when even the other super nerds think you're a douchebag.
- In any case, Bishop was apparently not happy with the school: almost nobody liked her, and in the months before the shooting she had been denied a tenured faculty position (probably having something to do with her being a creepy bitch who nobody wanted to work with). Rather than taking this as a sign that she needed to be less of an asshole, getting denied tenure was the event which apparently caused her to cross the nerd event horizon separating "hugbox dweller" from "100% batshit insane". As we see, historically Amy has a bit of a problem controlling her anger...
- (( I Have A PhD That's My Booster Seat ))
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- Sherlock Jr. is a 1924 American silent comedy film starring and directed by Buster Keaton and written by Clyde Bruckman, Jean Havez, and Joseph A. Mitchell. It features Kathryn McGuire, Joe Keaton, and Ward Crane. Production began in January 1924, and the film was released on April 21, 1924. It was selected in 1991 for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". In 2000, the American Film Institute, as part of its series AFI 100 Years..., ranked the film at number 62 in AFI's 100 Years...100 Laughs.
- Film credit: Buster Keaton
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- 🧼 Hello! It's me Anne Frank again! And I'm writing a book about all the sexual experiences I've had over the past 80 years! I'm a feminist now and I'm about to get jizzed on by a bunch of niggers. Bye!
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