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- Hey, it's the news guy again. I'm here to give you faggots the news.
- Biden Family Planned to Share Office Space with Company Employing ‘F**king Spy Chief of China’
- Joe Biden is sworn in as the 46th president of the United States as Jill Biden holds the Bible and their children Ashley and Hunter watch on January 20, 2021. Inset image: Patrick Ho. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik, File)
- Hunter Biden arranged to share his family’s office space in DC with a Chinese intelligence-linked firm that employed a man Hunter described as “the f**king spy chief of China.”
- Ukraine Says ‘Destabilization’ Fueled by Biden Admin Hysteria, Not Russia
- Ukraine Says ‘Destabilization’ Fueled by Biden Admin Hysteria, Not Russia
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 1,967
- Joe Biden Warns of ‘Largest Invasion Since World War II’ as He Prepares to Send Troops to Europe
- Joe Channels Ike! Biden Compares Ukraine to WWII While Ukraine Says Russian Invasion ‘Impossible’
- 170
- Multiple States Sue Google over ‘Deceptive’ Location Tracking
- Multiple States Sue Google over ‘Deceptive’ Location Tracking
- 127
- Amazon’s Next Target for Retail Conquest: the Burbs
- Amazon’s Next Target for Retail Conquest: the Burbs
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 11
- Pelosi’s Majority Crumbles: 16-Term Democrat Rep. Jim Cooper Will Not Run for Reelection
- Pelosi’s Majority Crumbles: 16-Term Democrat Rep. Jim Cooper Will Not Run for Reelection
- 233
- Marco Rubio: Democrat Challenger Val Demings Votes with Pelosi ‘100% of the Time’
- Marco Rubio: Democrat Challenger Val Demings Votes with Pelosi ‘100% of the Time’
- 63
- Proposed South Carolina Law Would Make It a Criminal Offense to Inquire About Vaccination Status
- SC Law Would Make It a Criminal Offense to Inquire About Vaccination Status
- 131
- RED-HANDED: $6 Million Biden Family Deal Was with Ye Jianming Who Had Ties to a Spy-Linked ‘United Front’ Group
- RED-HANDED: $6 Million Biden Family Deal Was with Ye Jianming Who Had Ties to Spy-Linked ‘United Front’ Group
- Schweizer: Hunter Was ‘U.S. representative for an intelligence- and military-linked Chinese company’
- 3,205
- Breitbart News Daily Podcast Ep. 58: Brandon’s Base Bottoming Out, Time for a Distraction? Guests: John Nolte, Horace Cooper
- BND Podcast Ep. 58: Brandon’s Base Bottoming Out, Time for a Distraction? Guests: John Nolte, Horace Cooper
- 299
- Sasse: Germany Has ‘De Facto’ Exited NATO
- Sasse: Germany Has ‘De Facto’ Exited NATO
- 1,471
- Hagerty: ‘Everything’s Moving’ Putin’s Way on S.T.A.R.T., Cyberattacks, and Nord Stream 2 under Biden
- 47
- Time Magazine Promotes ‘Trans-the-Gay-Away’ Child
- Time Magazine Promotes ‘Trans-the-Gay-Away’ Child
- 375
- Report: L.A. Homeless Woman Hurls Coffee in Infant’s Face in Venice
- 730
- VIDEO: First Responders Honor Slain NYPD Officer
- 51
- WATCH: Florida Man Fights Off Black Bear on Porch, Saves Dogs
- WATCH: Florida Man Fights Off Black Bear on Porch, Saves Dogs
- 380
- New Mexico Governor Calling in the National Guard as Substitute Teachers
- New Mexico Governor Calling in National Guard as Substitute Teachers
- 795
- Harris Warns Putin of 'Serious Consequences' if He Invades Ukraine
- Harris Warns Putin of 'Serious Consequences' if He Invades Ukraine
- 12,031
- Biden Family Planned Office with Company Employing China's 'Spy Chief'
- Biden Family Planned Office with Company Employing China's 'Spy Chief'
- 1,477
- Curt Schilling Not Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame in Final Year
- Curt Schilling Not Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame in Final Year
- 1,067
- Watch – Michael Rapaport Films Brazen Theft at NYC Rite Aid
- Watch – Michael Rapaport Films Brazen Theft at NYC Rite Aid
- 998
- $6M Biden Family Deal Was with Man Tied to Chinese Spy-Linked Group
- $6M Biden Family Deal Was with Man Tied to Chinese Spy-Linked Group
- 3,205
- Donny Deutsch: FNC's Tucker Carlson Is a 'Ratings Whore'
- Donny Deutsch: FNC's Tucker Carlson Is a 'Ratings Whore'
- 1,242
- Neil Young Demands Spotify Remove His Music over Joe Rogan
- Neil Young Demands Spotify Remove His Music over Joe Rogan
- 22,997
- 'For the Children': Nancy Pelosi Announces Run for Reelection
- 'For the Children': Nancy Pelosi Announces Run for Reelection
- 2,571
- VIDEO: Man Ineligible for Heart Transplant After Refusing COVID Shot
- VIDEO: Man Ineligible for Heart Transplant After Refusing COVID Shot
- 706
- Westminster in Febrile Mood Amid 'Partygate' Report Claims
- Westminster in Febrile Mood Amid 'Partygate' Report Claims
- Tyrone Charged in 1998 Rape and Murder of White Woman.
- Dammit, Tyrone!
- DNA Evidence Ties Negroid Specimen to Multiple Rapes from Over 30 Years Ago.
- Cops Confirm from Forensics That Michigan Negro Raped Woman in 2004.
- Spic Alberto Silva-Garcia Gets Only 18 Months in Prison After Being Deported 13 Times.
- Canada: Muzzy Fag Arrested After Raping 14-Year-Old Boy in the Ass.
- White Man Gets Shot by Negro Waffle House Staff Member After Yelling "Racial Slurs" at Him.
- Erie County Judge Rejects Lawsuit to Allow Illegals to Carry Driver's Licenses.
- Body of White Man Identified After Macaque Shot Him During Shooting Spree in Palm Bay.
- .......... We should have more faith that monkeys will act more civilized... Weather.
- Flood Watch
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- A portion of south central Texas, including the following counties, Bastrop, Caldwell, De Witt, Fayette, Gonzales, Hays, Lavaca, Lee, Travis and Williamson
- Description
- ...FLOOD WATCH IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM CST THIS MORNING THROUGH THIS EVENING...
- WHAT...Flash flooding caused by excessive rainfall is possible.
- WHERE...A portion of south central Texas, including the following counties, Bastrop, Caldwell, De Witt, Fayette, Gonzales, Hays, Lavaca, Lee, Travis and Williamson.
- WHEN...From 6 AM CST this morning through this evening.
- IMPACTS...Excessive runoff may result in flooding of rivers, creeks, streams, and other low-lying and flood-prone locations. Flooding may occur in poor drainage and urban areas. Low-water crossings may be flooded.
- ADDITIONAL DETAILS... - Prolonged moderate to heavy rainfall over the Coastal Plains and potentially portions of the I-35 corridor today may lead to localized flash flooding. - http://www.weather.gov/safety/flood
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- You should monitor later forecasts and be prepared to take action should Flash Flood Warnings be issued.
- Mon 31 | Day
- 60°
- 100%
- E 7 mph
- Thunderstorms this morning, then cloudy with rain likely during the afternoon. High near 60F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 100%. Locally heavy rainfall possible.
- Humidity
- 97%
- UV Index
- 2 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:21 am
- Sunset
- 6:06 pm
- Mon 31 | Night
- 53°
- 46%
- N 9 mph
- Rain showers this evening with overcast skies overnight. Low 53F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 100%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 7:09 am
- New Moon
- Moonset
- 5:38 pm
- Tue 01
- 70°
- /54°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 13%
- WSW 6 mph
- Wed 02
- 72°
- /36°
- Thunderstorms
- 75%
- SSE 11 mph
- Thu 03
- 41°
- /22°
- AM Light Rain/Wind
- 66%
- N 21 mph
- Fri 04
- 41°
- /26°
- Partly Cloudy
- 3%
- N 18 mph
- Sat 05
- 47°
- /27°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- N 9 mph
- Sun 06
- 53°
- /30°
- Sunny
- 14%
- N 7 mph
- Mon 07
- 52°
- /30°
- Partly Cloudy
- 7%
- N 10 mph
- Tue 08
- 53°
- /34°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNE 7 mph
- Wed 09
- 61°
- /39°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- N 8 mph
- Thu 10
- 62°
- /42°
- AM Showers
- 30%
- NNE 9 mph
- Fri 11
- 65°
- /42°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NW 9 mph
- Sat 12
- 64°
- /38°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNW 11 mph
- Sun 13
- 62°
- /41°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- NE 10 mph
- Mon 14
- 63°
- /42°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 21%
- E 10 mph
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- Current threat: The Chinky Olympiad. 😑
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- Clarence
- Clarence is (for now lol) a show on Cartoon Network that follows some fat fuck and his retarded-looking friends doing stupid shit and fucking things up by doing a variety of activities such as sneaking around the zoo at night, reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place, or having a slumber party.
- Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the characters look like someone shoved a pencil up a hippo's ass and made it squat down and draw on a piece of paper, thus resulting in their design. Surprisingly, some people out there don't like this show, and one particular co-worker working on a more popular show wants a certain someone to learn to keep their hands to themselves.
- What's funny is that no one had even heard of this show until the above controversy occurred, and no one cared to check it out after the fact, either. The name "Clarence" is forever linked to a creator who made an advance on some chick for the lulz.
- (( CLARENCE ))
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- Duke Humfrey's Library is the oldest reading room in the Bodleian Library at the University of Oxford. It is named after Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester, a connoisseur of literature, who donated his collection of 281 books to the university at his death in 1447. Books were hand-written at the time and his legacy was considered an extraordinarily generous donation, since the university previously had only 20 books. The library was used as the Hogwarts Library in the Harry Potter films.
- Photograph credit: David Iliff
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go to the Gulf of Mexico and fuck some dolphins in their blow holes... What?... You knew I would do this eventually.
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