joke dos

a humorous and very wrong explanation of dos i made last month:

at = half of an at-at
goto = basic loop?
del = wasnt this a spanish word?
cd = not the same as dvd
echo = echo...echo...echo!
rd = research & development i guess
dir = typo for die
type = not the same as a teletype
help = where shampoo
md = wasnt this the file extension of the readme?
tree = a type of plant
deltree = cut down the tree, im a lumberjack
ren = renold?
graftabl = wrong, its "graph"
ver = "to see" in spanish
doskey = uhh
format = go back to the beginning
if = what condition?
diskpart = cut drive
color = monochrome too boring
ls = wrong terminal, dude