/weirdflood {
  if ($1 !isnum) || ($2 !isnum) {
    echo -a 4Need numbers: x * y
    halt
  }
  var %y = 0
  while (%y < $2) {
    var %text
    var %offset = %y
    var %x = 0
    while (%x < $1) {
      set %lolwut $rand(100,900)
      %text = %text $+ $+($chr(%lolwut))
      inc %x
      inc %offset
    }
    say %text
    inc %y
  }
}