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- Morning, fuckers. Time for the news.
- ***Live Updates*** State of Disunion: Partisan President Addresses Troubled Nation
- Inevitable: Joe Ignores Border Crisis…
- …What Lockdowns?
- Tim Scott Upstages Biden in Response…
- …Proclaims ‘America Not a Racist Country’!
- Covid-1984: Vaccinated Congress Wears Masks, Socially Distances, Stays Home…
- …Empty Hall Undermines Jabs?
- Biden Calls for ‘Light and Hope’ — in Bummer Speech
- President Science Calls for End to Cancer 🙄
- Public School 4Eva! Government Edu for 3-yr-olds Through College!
- WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 28: U.S. President Joe Biden addresses a joint session of congress as Vice President Kamala Harris (L) and Speaker of the House U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) (R) look on in the House chamber of the U.S. Capitol on April 28, 2021 in Washington, DC. On …
- President Joe Biden will deliver his first address before a joint session of Congress on Wednesday evening, where he will ask lawmakers for an additional $1.8 trillion for his children and family care and education. Biden will use his primetime speech to pitch his $2.3 trillion “infrastructure” bill, which would be paid for with higher taxes on corporations. The president will also tout his administration’s action on combating the coronavirus pandemic.
- DR. JOE BIDEN: ‘LET’S END CANCER,’ ‘IT’S WITHIN OUR POWER’154
- Farage Tells Breitbart: After Britain’s Hard Lockdown, Being in Free Florida Is ‘Refreshing’
- Farage Tells Breitbart: After UK’s Hard Lockdown, Being in Ron DeSantis’s Florida Is ‘Refreshing’
- OLIVER JJ LANE
- 463
- Joe Biden Will Scold Republicans for ‘Worst Attack on Our Democracy Since the Civil War’ in Address to the Nation
- 🤗 Feel the Healing and Unity 🤗
- Biden Scolds Republicans for ‘Worst Attack on Our Democracy Since the Civil War’…
- 4,054
- …Meanwhile: Over 176,000 U.S. Covid Deaths in Biden’s First 14 Weeks…
- 174
- …Covid-Positive Border Crossers Traveling into U.S. After Release by Biden’s DHS…
- 56
- Before Biden Speech, Amnesty Groups Promise $50 Million Campaign
- …Left-Wing Groups Promise $50M Campaign to Hype Biden Amnesty Plan…
- NEIL MUNRO
- 26
- Joe Biden Wants Spaces in Foster Homes for Migrant ‘UAC’ Youths
- …Biden Wants Spaces in Foster Homes for Migrant Youths…
- 256
- Report: Biden Deploying Federal Workers from Various Agencies to Oversee Child Migrants for $62M a Week
- …Report: Biden Deploying Federal Workers to Oversee Child Migrants for $62M a Week…
- 59
- Biden Restores Grants for Sanctuary Jurisdictions Protecting Illegal Aliens
- …Biden Restores Grants for Sanctuary Cities Protecting Illegals
- JOHN BINDER
- 71
- …Fact Check: False!
- 2,918
- Schiff on Giuliani Raid: ‘I’m Delighted’ He Is Being Treated ‘Equally Under the Law’
- Schiff: ‘Delighted’ with Giuliani Raid…
- 271
- Schiff: ‘We Can’t Ignore’ Some of Trump Base Is Part of Domestic Terrorism Threat
- …Schiff: ‘We Can’t Ignore’ Some of Trump Base Is Part of Domestic Terrorism Threat
- PAM KEY
- 446
- Dem Rep. Jayapal on Giuliani Raid: ‘I’m Glad the FBI Is Doing What They’re Doing’
- …Dem Rep. Jayapal on Giuliani Raid: ‘Glad the FBI Is Doing What They’re Doing’
- 413
- Arizona Democrat Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Takes Heat From Far-Left Groups for Filibuster Stance
- Dem Sen. Sinema Takes Heat from Far-Left for Defending Filibuster
- 120
- Pelosi: ‘I Will Never Forgive’ Trump, Capitol Rioters for Trauma They Caused
- Pelosi: ‘I Will Never Forgive’ Trump, Capitol Rioters for Trauma They Caused…
- PAM KEY
- 1,643
- RSLC: Voters More Likely To Vote Republican After Learning About Far-Left Cancel-Culture
- RSLC: Voters More Likely to Vote Republican Because of Cancel-Culture
- 20
- Report: Teachers Unions Spike Democrat Campaign Contributions as Congress Debates Schools Reopening
- Report: Teachers Unions Spike Democrat Campaign Contributions as Congress Debates Schools Reopening
- JACOB BLISS
- 29
- Idaho Lawmakers Approve Bill to Ban Critical Race Theory ‘Indoctrination’
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- 423
- Ohio to Allow Transgender People to Change Gender on Birth Certificates
- Ohio to Allow Transgender People to Change Gender on Birth Certificates
- 202
- Texas Lawmakers Advance Legislation to Prohibit Gender Treatment for Minors, Rework Definition of Child Abuse
- TX Lawmakers Advance Bill to Ban Gender Treatment for Children
- 44
- State of Oregon Changes Athlete Mask Mandates After Runner Collapses
- Oregon Changes Athlete Mask Mandates After Runner Collapses
- 81
- …GOP Lawmakers Call for State Dept. IG Probe of Kerry
- 381
- Exclusive – Jewish Republican David Kustoff: Biden Should Fire ‘Loose Lips’ John Kerry for Iran Leaks
- Republican David Kustoff: Biden Should Fire ‘Loose Lips’ Kerry for Iran Leaks
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
- 24
- Exclusive — Rep. Reschenthaler: If Allegations True, John Kerry Must ‘Immediately Resign’– Face Congressional, DOJ Investigations
- Rep. Reschenthaler: If Allegations True, Kerry Must ‘Immediately Resign,’ Face Congressional and IG Investigations
- JOSHUA KLEIN
- 25
- Possible ‘Treason:’ GOP Lawmaker Urges Biden to Revoke Kerry’s Security Clearance
- Possible ‘Treason:’ GOP Lawmaker Urges Biden to Revoke Kerry’s Security Clearance for Alleged Iran Leak…
- 88
- Watch: Meghan McCain Accuses ‘The View’ of Ignoring Hunter Biden Stories
- Watch: Meghan McCain Accuses ‘The View’ of Ignoring Hunter Biden Stories
- 230
- Kathy Griffin Says She Stopped Seeing Prosthetic Dentist Who Brought Up ‘Clinton Cash’
- Kathy Griffin Says She Stopped Seeing Prosthetic Dentist Who Brought Up ‘Clinton Cash’
- 94
- Trevor Noah: CDC’s ‘Incoherent,’ ‘Sh-t’ Messaging Could Discourage Vaccination
- Trevor Noah: CDC’s ‘Incoherent,’ ‘Sh-t’ Messaging Could Discourage Vaccination
- 105
- Ted Cruz Mocks Trevor Noah for Whining About ‘People Fleeing High-Tax Blue States’: ‘I Remember When The Daily Show Was Funny’
- 27
- Russian ‘Wage Slave’ Makes It to Final of Chinese Boy Band Show Meant to Rival BTS
- Russian ‘Wage Slave’ Makes It to Final of Chinese Boy Band Show Meant to Rival BTS
- 33
- China: U.S. Prioritizing Vaccines for Americans Hurts Its ‘Shaky Leadership’
- 7
- Report: China Likely Using Uyghur Slave Labor to Build Solar Panels
- Report: China Likely Using Uyghur Slave Labor to Build Solar Panels
- GABRIELLE REYES
- 52
- Pete Buttigieg: U.S. Shouldn’t Be ‘Too Proud’ to Learn from Communist China on Infrastructure
- Buttigieg: U.S. Shouldn’t Be ‘Too Proud’ to Learn from Communist China on Infrastructure
- 591
- China Declares Stand-Up Comedy ‘Offensive Art’
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 12
- Report: CNN Business Investigated by Parent Company for Treatment of Women at Workplace
- Report: CNN Business Investigated by Parent Company for Treatment of Women at Workplace
- 55
- ‘RubMaps Ron’: Vulnerable WI Dem Ron Kind Collected Tens of Thousands in Rent from Seedy Massage Parlor
- ‘RubMaps Ron’: Vulnerable WI Dem Ron Kind Collected Tens of Thousands in Rent from Seedy Massage Parlor
- 289
- Report: CNN Caught Trying to Spread Opposition Research in Alaska
- Report: CNN Caught Trying to Spread Opposition Research Against Murkowski Challenger in Alaska
- WENDELL HUSEBO
- 1,090
- Kelly Loeffler Pens Letter to Georgia AG, Asks for Investigation of Raffensperger over 2020 Election
- …Loeffler Asks Georgia AG to Investigate Raffensperger over 2020 Election…
- 209
- Texas Election Integrity Bill Would Provide Checks and Balances on Private Funding of Election Administration
- Texas Election Integrity Bill Constrains Private Funding of Elections…
- MICHAEL PATRICK LEAHY
- 66
- …Idaho Passes Bill to Ban Private Funding of Elections…
- 10
- Schumer: Chances of Keeping the Majority ‘Greatly Diminished’ if We Don’t Block State Election Laws, ‘Everything Will Be on the Table’
- …Schumer: Chances of Keeping Dem Majority ‘Greatly Diminished’ if We Don’t Block State Election Laws…
- 39
- …Poll: Overwhelming Majority Support Requiring ID to Vote
- JACOB BLISS
- 792
- Feds Execute Search Warrant at Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan Apartment
- Rudy Raided
- Feds Execute Search Warrant at Manhattan Apartment
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 6,938
- Fauci Attempts to Explain Why Kids Should Still Wear Masks Outside
- Fauci Attempts to Explain Why Kids Should Still Wear Masks Outside
- 413
- Schiff: 'We Can't Ignore' Some Trump Base Is Domestic Terrorism Threat
- Schiff: 'We Can't Ignore' Some Trump Base Is Domestic Terrorism Threat
- 446
- Donald Trump Planning to Bring Back MAGA Rallies
- Donald Trump Planning to Bring Back MAGA Rallies
- 5,012
- CDC’s ’Safer Activities’ Chart Has Fully Vaccinated People Masking
- CDC’s ’Safer Activities’ Chart Has Fully Vaccinated People Masking
- Negress Runs Over White NYPD Officer Who Was Directing Traffic on Long Island Expressway.
- I'm sure she doesn't hate cops, and that it was an accident... Oh except for the fact that she said "Fuck the police" in her podcast.
- Black Orc Smashes Through Window of San Antonio Home, Shoots Man Inside, Hospitalizing Him.
- Negress Daycare Worker Arrested in Omaha After Sexually Assaulting Multiple Young Girls Between the Ages of 9 and 12.
- Police Indict Beanager Who Fatally Shot Man in His Gated Community in Bexar County.
- Nig Nig Shoots Claymont Man Who Was Putting Baby in His Car.
- Another Bexar County Border Hopper Arrested After Stabbing Woman to Death.
- ............. Weather.
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- Thu 29 | Day
- 78°
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- Cloudy early with scattered thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High 78F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 90%
- UV Index
- 6 of 10
- Sunrise
- 6:49 am
- Sunset
- 8:06 pm
- Thu 29 | Night
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- Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms. Low 67F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
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- Moonrise
- 11:25 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 8:52 am
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- Mon 03
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- Tue 04
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- Wed 05
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- Sun 09
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- Mon 10
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- Tue 11
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- Wed 12
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- Thu 13
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- Current threat: Bad moon rising. 🌜
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- Black Lives Matter
- Black Lives Matter (or Twitter-favicon.png #BlackLivesMatter) is a racist anti-police SJW movement/Twitter hashtag created after nigger criminals on drugs kept running away from cops and getting shot. Some argue the movement could be called The Evidence Doesn't Matter. Reefer Madness tried to warn everyone that niggers and weed don't mix, but we didn't listen.
- Black Lives Matter later took upon themselves to declare every dead nigger a martyr, whether he dies with any connection to law enforcement, completely ignoring black on black crime, black fathers abandoning their families two-thirds of the time, blacks not wanting to listen to authority figures in school or in uniform, or niggers joining gangs, niggers getting high, or niggers running from police like their runaway slave ancestors.
- Alicia Garza said one half of everyone incarcerated in America is black, which is clearly due to racism, and has absolutely nothing to do with blacks committing crimes.
- (( DERE ALL GOOD BOYZ, NONE OF 'EM EVAH DID NUFFIN ))
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- Amalia de Llano (April 29, 1822 – July 6, 1874) was a Spanish countess and writer. This 1853 oil-on-canvas portrait by Federico de Madrazo y Kuntz shows her seated in a fine armchair wearing sumptuous clothes, with her youth and beauty accentuated by the dark background, and is quite unlike a traditional Spanish portrait of the period.
- Painting credit: Federico de Madrazo y Kuntz
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- Alright, that's it for now. I'm gonna go to the mall, sneak up on some teenage girls, and start humping them.
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