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- You're just in time for black history month! And you guys know how much I love blacks! So I figured I'd give you guys a history of blacks. First, they evolved from monkeys. Then, a bunch of white people came and shipped them to America and made them build everything. Then, the blacks weren't happy about that, so then some neckbeard with a tophat freed them. Then, the blacks still weren't happy because their schools and waterfountains sucked. So instead of building them better stuff, they forced them to live amoungs white people. That turned out well of course, and no one fought with each other. Then, George Bush came and said racism is elimated. Since then, we've had a negro as our president, and no one was racist anymore. The end. (Not really.) Now I'm gonna go eat Ashleigh Banfield's cunt. I mean-- here's the news!
- Donations to Replace Burned Jackie Robinson Statue Soar over $145,000
- Marsha Blackburn Tells TikTok CEO His Chinese Platform Is Not Welcome in TN
- Universal Pulls Taylor Swift, Several Stars, Music from Tiktok
- Report: Qatar Pays Former Clinton Aide to Advise Israeli Hostage Families
- New Zealand Considers Sharing Military Tech With U.S., UK, Oz
- WATCH: Newsom Shocked to Hear Californians Blame Him for Shoplifting Spike
- Impeachment Inquiry: James Biden Set for February 21 Deposition
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- Watch: Radical Leftists Threaten to ‘Bird Dog’ Conservatives at Home, Church…
- …Warn Think Tank Working on Staffing for Next Trump Admin
- ATLANTA, GEORGIA, UNITED STATES - AUGUST 24: Anti-Trump protesters gather to demonstrate before the former president Donald Trump arrives in Atlanta, Georgia, United States on August 24, 2023. (Photo by Benjamin Hendren/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
- Radical leftists plotting to stop former President Donald Trump from winning re-election in 2024 recently came to Washington, DC, to stage a rally and intimidate staffers for a conservative think tank working on plans to join his prospective administration should Trump win.
- Alec Baldwin Pleads Not Guilty to New Manslaughter Charge
- Alec Baldwin Pleads Not Guilty to New Manslaughter Charge
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- UNITED STATES - JANUARY 26: Rep. Cori Bush, D-Mo., speaks during a news conference outside the U.S. Capitol to call for the reversal of the Biden administrations Title 42 expansion and proposed asylum transit ban on Thursday, January 26, 2023. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)
- Report: Squad Member Cori Bush Under Criminal Investigation by DOJ
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- Report: Chicago Migrant Shelters Filled with Rats, Garbage
- Report: Chicago Migrant Shelters Filled with Rats, Garbage
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- east palestine biden
- Finally! Biden to Visit Site of East Palestine, Ohio, Train Derailment
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- Desperation: Bud Light Tries Partnering with Canceled Comedian Shane Gillis
- Desperation: Bud Light Tries Partnering with Canceled Comedian Shane Gillis
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- Qatar and Hamas on Both Sides of the Table in Hostage Talks
- Qatar and Hamas on Both Sides of the Table in Hostage Talks
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- Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Passes 'Ceasefire' Resolution
- Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Passes 'Ceasefire' Resolution
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- WATCH: Newsom Shocked to Hear Californians Blame Him for Shoplifting Spike
- WATCH: Newsom Shocked to Hear Californians Blame Him for Shoplifting Spike
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- Report: Blinken Considering Unilateral Recognition of Palestinian State
- Report: Blinken Considering Unilateral Recognition of Palestinian State
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- Cori Bush: GOP Rep's Attack on Me Was 'Racist and Sexist Tropes'
- Cori Bush: GOP Rep's Attack on Me Was 'Racist and Sexist Tropes'
- Video Released of Chink Bitch Shooting White Vegas Pastor to Death in front of His Kids.
- She terrorized them for weeks before this happened.
- Police Searching for Silverback Who Capped Man in Back Multiple Times on SEPTA Train in Philly.
- Monkey Gets 30 Years for Chicago Carjacking of Mother and Daughter.
- Bootlips and Bootlipsette Charged in Lancaster City Shooting Death of Teen.
- Humanoid Monkey Gets 55 Years After Decapitating Clarksville Sunday School Teacher.
- Negro Shoots up Moreno Valley Apartment Complex and Injures Some People.
- Groid Gunman Testifies in Cincinnati Murder-for-Hire Plot.
- ............ Well I guess this is the part where we do the weather.
- Thu 01 | Day
- 73°
- 2%
- S
- 12
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- mph
- Sunshine to start, then a few afternoon clouds. High 73F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 65%
- UV Index
- 5 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:20 am
- Sunset
- 6:07 pm
- Thu 01 | Night
- 55°
- 13%
- S
- 10
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- mph
- Partly cloudy. Areas of patchy fog. Low around 55F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 90%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- --
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 10:59 am
- Fri 02
- PM Thunderstorms
- 72°
- /55°
- 53%
- SSE 14 mph
- Sat 03
- Sunny
- 72°
- /47°
- 24%
- W 12 mph
- Sun 04
- Sunny
- 69°
- /48°
- 1%
- WNW 18 mph
- Mon 05
- Partly Cloudy
- 64°
- /42°
- 4%
- NNW 18 mph
- Tue 06
- Mostly Sunny
- 66°
- /43°
- 6%
- NNE 7 mph
- Wed 07
- Mostly Cloudy
- 69°
- /53°
- 7%
- SSE 11 mph
- Thu 08
- Cloudy
- 73°
- /57°
- 8%
- S 13 mph
- Fri 09
- AM Showers
- 71°
- /54°
- 39%
- SSW 9 mph
- Sat 10
- Showers
- 73°
- /51°
- 45%
- E 7 mph
- Sun 11
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 69°
- /49°
- 55%
- NW 10 mph
- Mon 12
- AM Showers
- 69°
- /42°
- 37%
- N 10 mph
- Tue 13
- Partly Cloudy
- 63°
- /41°
- 24%
- N 11 mph
- Wed 14
- Mostly Cloudy
- 62°
- /42°
- 20%
- NNE 9 mph
- Thu 15
- Mostly Cloudy
- 62°
- /42°
- 18%
- NNE 9 mph
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- Current threat: Dr. Nigger Penis. 👨🏿🔬
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- Duke Nukem Forever, Aka DNF (Did Not Finish), so named because that's how long it took to finish it, was a game released in 2011 after a whopping 15 year development cycle, which only resulted in a abortion of mediocrity of a game. The game was thought to never be released and was the butt of many jokes, and only became a bigger joke when it was actually released to the dismay of the Duke Nukem fanboys who couldn't even defend this crap.
- ((2001 Build has been Leaked! ))
- ................. Ils ont sacrifié leur hétérosexualité pour devenir des pédés.. #LRH:
- [10:38] <+jncog> ai needs to come before ubi can be reached
- [10:38] <+h0tline> muthafucka you ever bought a kilo of coke and 40 mesican whores?!?! that is work muthafucka!!!
- [10:38] <+darkmagep> buying things can be work
- [10:38] <+pluto> I would work more for a short time so I wouldn't have to work when I'm old
- [10:38] <+pluto> I plan on being old some day
- [10:38] <+pluto> Buy 2 properties, fix them up
- [10:38] <+pluto> Rent one out, use the money to pay taxes and repairs
- [10:39] <+h0tline> you could make that happen in Detroit
- [10:39] <@demogorgo> milknest paul harrell has cancer, so internet ppl campaigned to get his youtube chan 1mil subscribers
- [10:39] <+pluto> This is basic shit for people who aren't retarded
- [10:39] <+h0tline> $40 and a Dream
- [10:40] <+milknest> well dont rip him prematurely like that! it's bad juju :P
- [10:40] <+milknest> his stance, despite the crutch, was very impressive
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- Daphne mezereum, commonly known as the mezereum, February daphne, spurge laurel or spurge, is a species of daphne in the flowering plant family Thymelaeaceae, native to most of Europe and western Asia. D. mezereum is very toxic because of the compounds mezerein and daphnin present especially in the berries and twigs. The flowers have a four-lobed pink or light purple (rarely white) perianth and are strongly scented. This D. mezereum flower was photographed in a forest near Keila, Estonia.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go... You know what, why the fuck do I always have to tell people what I'm about to do?
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