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- Well, my friend and Tyrone and I are gonna play rock ball. ☻ Here's the news.
- Terror Attack Against Chinese in Pakistan
- Tennessee Helene Aftermath: 12 People Confirmed Dead, 15 Still Missing
- Netanyahu on October 7: 'Victory Is the Light'
- Four Illegals Arrested for Allegedly Beating, Robbing TX Woman in Her Home
- Deadly Gang Massacre Kills 70, Displaces 6,000 in Haiti
- Dem Strategist Mills: Trump 'Would Absolutely Try To Exterminate' People
- Ben Affleck and Son Stranded on Highway after Electric Truck Dies
- Nolte: 'Acolyte’ Actress Whines About Disney Not Protecting Her from Racism
- Cissy Houston, Grammy-Winning Singer, Whitney Houston’s Mother, Dead at 91
- U.S. Amb. to Israel: We Got Israel to Dial Back in Gaza, Iran Escalated
- U.S. Amb. to Israel: We Want Iran to Measure Its 'Reactions Precisely'
- Trump Visits the Ohel, Holy Jewish Site in Queens
- Celebs Campaign for Kamala in AZ as Trump's Lead Widens
- Hurricane Milton Intensifies with 175 Mph Winds
- Harris Slammed for 'Call Her Daddy' Podcast as Americans Suffer from Helene
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- Exclusive—Vance CREDITS TRUMP for SUCCESSFUL DEBATE Strategy AGAINST WALZ
- HAMMERS GLOBALIST KAMALA: ‘STANDS FOR’ THOSE WHO HAVE ‘GOTTEN RICH’ OFF U.S. DECLINE
- Republican presidential candidate former President Donald Trump and Republican vice presid
- Sen. JD Vance, former President Donald Trump’s running mate, told Breitbart News exclusively in a written interview after his victorious debate performance against Gov. Tim Walz last week that Trump deserves the credit for developing the strategy that propelled him to victory.
- Exclusive — JD Vance: ‘Trump Manages to Puncture' Elitist 'Bubble'
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- Pro-terror Activists at Columbia Celebrate October 7: ‘Resistance Is Glorious!’
- Activists at Columbia Celebrate October 7: 'Resistance Is Glorious!'
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- Kamala Harris Sets Hollywood Media Charm Offensive: ‘The View,’ Stephen Colbert, Howard
- Kamala Harris Sets Media Charm Offensive: 'The View,' Colbert
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- Report: Biden Offering Israel ‘Compensation’ to Not Hit Iranian Targets
- Report: Biden Offering Israel 'Compensation' to Not Hit Iranian Targets
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- Pro-Palestinian ‘Abandon Harris’ Campaign Endorses Jill Stein
- Pro-Palestinian 'Abandon Harris' Campaign Endorses Jill Stein
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- Tropical Storm Milton Hits Hurricane Force as It Bears Down on Florida with Mass Evacuations Predic
- Rain-Sodden Tropical Storm Milton Builds to Hurricane Force
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- Walz Defends Drivers Licenses, Free Tuition, Health Care for Illegal Immigrants — We Have 
- Walz Defends Illegal Migrants Drivers Licenses, Free Tuition, Health Care
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- Failing Up: White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre Promoted
- Failing Up: White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre Promoted
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- Hurricane Milton Intensifies with 175 Mph Winds
- Hurricane Milton Intensifies with 175 Mph Winds
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- VIDEO: Florida Braces for Impact as Hurricane Milton Becomes Category 5
- VIDEO: Florida Braces for Impact as Hurricane Milton Becomes Category 5
- Jigro Gets 31 Years After Shooting Woman and Making Her Become a Double Amputee.
- The sentence was okay, but they forgot to chop his limbs off first.
- Pubehead Strangles His Smoke Jumper to Death in Newton County.
- 2 Kalamazoo Coons Busted for Selling Weed.
- Orangutan Punches Home Depot Cashier in the Face.
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- Iolanthe is a comic opera with music by Arthur Sullivan and a libretto by W. S. Gilbert. First performed in 1882 as the seventh Gilbert and Sullivan operatic collaboration, it tells the story of Iolanthe, a fairy banished from fairyland because she married a mortal. Her son Strephon, half a fairy, loves Phyllis, whom all the members of the House of Peers wish to marry. Phyllis sees Strephon embracing Iolanthe (as fairies never age, she appears to be seventeen) and assumes that he is unfaithful, not realizing that Iolanthe is his mother, setting off a climactic confrontation between the peers and the fairies. The opera satirises many aspects of British government, law and society. Iolanthe was the first new theatre production in the world to be illuminated entirely by electric lights. It premiered at the Savoy Theatre and ran there for 398 performances, with a simultaneous production in New York. It is still played throughout the English-speaking world and beyond. This poster by H. M. Brock was produced for an early-20th-century tour production of Iolanthe by the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.
- Poster credit: H. M. Brock; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Well I can't believe that baboon I shaved is getting an Emmy nomination. You know, people have already noticed that it's really just a shaved baboon in a suit and tie, and not Rev. Al Sharpton, but they ultimately don't care because he's better looking and spits out more information. Now Rev. Al Sharpton doesn't need to work anymore (Like he ever did)!
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