Still FOnlive

void Still_FOnlive( Vocals& vvish, Minus& jonathan_coulton )
{
    if (vvish == true && jonathan_coulton == true)
    {
        string result;
        string lyrics;

        result += "\n";

        lyrics = "I'm launching a client
        And making a note here:
        HUGE SUCK ASS.
        It's hard to love or hate
        those saddest factions.

        The Talon Alliance

        They loot then they run,
        because, they can.
        For the lulz of all of us...
        ...Except blyad when they are dead.

        But there's no sense in crying
        over every noob death.
        They just keep on trying,
        till they run out of health.

        And then science gets done,
        And you craft a neat gun,
        To use on players, who are,
        still alive.";

        // Dear <<Talon Name Here>>,

        lyrics += "\n" +
        "I'm not even angry.
        Just want to disappear, right now.
        That's because you run away and tilted me.

        Camped Decimas in Glow for some reason.
        And threw every peasant, into, a fire.
        As they burned - they hurt, because
        They dropped metalkas for you.

        Now these symbols of lyrics make a beautiful line
        We're out of plasmas, using bursters this time

        So I'm GLaD those noobs got burned,
        think of all the tricks we learned,
        to use on players, who are,
        still alive!";

        // One last sting,

        lyrics += "\n" +
        "Don't be mad or hate me.
        I think that it was, bypass, applied.

        Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
        Maybe Black Muhos?
        That was a joke, haha, FAT CHANCE.
        Anyway, this Hub is great,
        Chat's so delicious and moist.

        Look at me still talking when there's content to do,
        I Remember bebeshka spawnrate, it makes me GLaD I'm not you,
        I'm writing this for fun, there is youtube movie to be done,
        For all the players, who are, still FOnline!

        And believe me, I am, still fonline,
        I'm doing crafting and I'm, still alive,
        I looked at clock - 5 am, still alive,
        While doing Sierra you need, still like five,
        And when you respawn I'll be, still alive.
        Still a lie.
        STILL FONLINE!
        ";

        result += lyrics;
        return result;
    }

    return;
}