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- Morning. Time for the news.
- LA La Land Lockdown!
- Los Angeles County Officials Announce Three Week Stay-at-Home Order
- A man wearing a face mask walks past a poster by artist TVBoy featuring Uncle Sam and reading "I want you to stay home" in Barcelona on March 14, 2020 after regional authorities ordered all shops in the region be shuttered from today through March 26, save for those selling …
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- Los Angeles County announced Friday a temporary stay at home order effective Monday that urges residents to avoid being with people not in their household.
- Hollywood Storms Georgia: Kevin Bacon Hosting Celebrity Fundraiser for Pro-Democrat Group
- 911
- Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart, Bon Jovi Pose for Coronavirus Billboards
- 304
- Mike Tyson Eats Roy Jones Jr’s ‘Ear’ in Thanksgiving Video
- 306
- Bette Midler: Doctors Should Sue over SCOTUS Protecting Rights of ‘Super Spreader’ Churches, Synagogues
- 1,245
- Music Legends Van Morrison and Eric Clapton Team for Anti-Lockdown Anthem ‘Stand and Deliver’
- 718
- Former Aide Mocks Andrew Cuomo for ‘Self-Congratulatory’ Book, ‘Depressing’ Emmy Win
- 442
- Alan Dershowitz: Trump ‘Absolutely Right’ to Pardon Michael Flynn
- 175
- Capehart: Trump Motivates Dem Voters
- PAM KEY
- 257
- Dr. Doom the Grinch
- Fauci Warns of Bleak Winter
- Looking Forward to ‘Christmas in 2021’
- 6,245
- Jim Jordan: The Left Is ‘Coming for Christmas Next’
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 1,306
- Watch: Black Friday Crowds Slim in Era of Coronavirus
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 239
- Time to Heal! DeSantis Accused of ‘Killing Spree’ for Blocking Shutdowns, Mask Enforcement
- 712
- Trump Calls for Section 230 Repeal for Masters of the Universe
- KYLE OLSON
- 2,245
- Report Claims Fox News Is Blacklisting Guests Who Appear on Newsmax TV
- JOHN NOLTE
- 1,330
- Gaetz: Trump Should Pardon Himself as Defense from the Radical Left’s ‘Bloodlust’
- 1,288
- CNN Contributor: Trump ‘So Incompetent He Cannot Even Succeed at Being a Loser’
- 2,605
- Taliban: War with America ‘Will Resume’ if Biden Undoes Trump Peace Deal
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 271
- Turkey Sentences Nearly 500 to Life in Prison for 2016 ‘Coup’
- 195
- U.K. Clinics Offering ‘Virginity Tests’ and ‘Virginity Repair’ Exposed
- 419
- D.C. Archbishop Embraces ‘McCarrick Doctrine’ on Communion for Pro-Abortion Politicians
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
- 495
- Princeton to Welcome Students Back to Campus in Spring
- 38
- U. of South Florida Celebrates Thanksgiving by Claiming Campus Is Built on Native American Land
- 87
- Lucas Nolan
- Meet Your New Master: Twitter Censorship Czar Christine Su Revealed…
- …Pledges ‘Transformative justice’ for All! (Except You)
- 3,561
- Black Lives Matters PAC to Boost Democrats Raphael Warnock, Jon Ossoff
- Black Lives Matters PAC to Boost Democrats Raphael Warnock, Jon Ossoff
- 2,766
- L.A. County Officials Announce Three Week Stay-at-Home Order
- L.A. County Officials Announce Three Week Stay-at-Home Order
- 6,699
- Pope Francis Criticizes Groups Protesting COVID Lockdowns in Op-Ed
- Pope Francis Criticizes Groups Protesting COVID Lockdowns in Op-Ed
- 842
- Trump Urges Supporters to Vote for Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue
- Trump Urges Supporters to Vote for Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue
- 4,178
- Sidney Powell Files Lawsuits Challenging Results in Georgia, Michigan
- Sidney Powell Files Lawsuits Challenging Results in Georgia, Michigan
- 14,197
- Report: 'Queer Asian-American' Woman Will Control Speech on Twitter
- Report: 'Queer Asian-American' Woman Will Control Speech on Twitter
- 3,561
- UT San Antonio Sorority Kicks Student Out over Pro-Trump TikTok
- UT San Antonio Sorority Kicks Student Out over Pro-Trump TikTok
- 1,723
- Dr. Anthony Fauci Warns of Dark Winter
- Dr. Anthony Fauci Warns of Dark Winter
- 6,245
- YouTube Celebrates 'Unthanksgiving,' Honoring 'Indigenous Resistance'
- YouTube Celebrates 'Unthanksgiving,' Honoring 'Indigenous Resistance'
- Hispanig Rapes White 14 Year Old Girl, Abducts Her in West Bergen Road in Byron, Genesee County.
- What is it with negroes and raping children?
- Philly: Video Released of Sista Spraying Convenience Store Items With Hair Spray and Lighting Them on Fire.
- Trio of Hooded Darkies Invade Home in Philadelphia.
- Towelheaded Rufugee Arrested After Shooting White Colorado Springs Police Officer in Head.
- Two of Three Bongo Beaters Convicted After Prison Riot That Killed Delaware Corrections Officer.
- Sheboon Robs BB&T Bank in Hamilton Before Fleeing on Shuttle Bus.
- Toronto: Moslem Arrested in After a Slew of Counts Including Human Trafficking and Rape.
- ............ Weather.
- Sat 28 | Day
- 64°
- 100%
- NE 8 mph
- Rain likely. Thunder possible. High 64F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 100%. Rainfall may reach one inch.
- Humidity
- 94%
- UV Index
- 1 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:06 am
- Sunset
- 5:30 pm
- Sat 28 | Night
- 46°
- 90%
- NNW 12 mph
- A steady rain this evening. Showers continuing overnight. Low 46F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 90%. Rainfall near a quarter of an inch.
- Humidity
- 93%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 4:38 pm
- Moonset
- 5:27 am
- Sun 29
- 63°
- /39°
- Sunny
- 10%
- NNW 17 mph
- Mon 30
- 55°
- /25°
- Sunny
- 0%
- N 17 mph
- Tue 01
- 58°
- /41°
- Sunny
- 0%
- S 10 mph
- Wed 02
- 61°
- /41°
- Showers
- 50%
- NNE 12 mph
- Thu 03
- 53°
- /34°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- N 15 mph
- Fri 04
- 56°
- /36°
- Sunny
- 20%
- NW 11 mph
- Sat 05
- 63°
- /38°
- Sunny
- 20%
- NW 8 mph
- Sun 06
- 65°
- /39°
- Mostly Sunny
- 0%
- NNW 6 mph
- Mon 07
- 65°
- /41°
- Sunny
- 0%
- NW 6 mph
- Tue 08
- 66°
- /43°
- Mostly Sunny
- 10%
- N 7 mph
- Wed 09
- 67°
- /47°
- Mostly Sunny
- 10%
- NW 8 mph
- Thu 10
- 69°
- /47°
- Mostly Sunny
- 20%
- W 8 mph
- Fri 11
- 69°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- WSW 9 mph
- Sat 12
- 66°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- N 10 mph
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- Current threat: Joe and the Hoe. 👴🏻 👩🏿
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- Saffron is a spice derived from the flower of Crocus sativus, commonly known as the "saffron crocus". The vivid crimson stigmas and styles, called threads, are collected and dried to be used mainly as a seasoning and colouring agent in food. Saffron, long among the world's most costly spices by weight, was probably first cultivated in or near Greece. Today Iran accounts for approximately 90% of global production.
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna channel my inner negro and jump on cars, smash windows, throw things, and set stores on fire... Just kidding. I'm going to join the Crumpetfag's Intellectual Reading Club.
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