a

if a is real
and what i'm thinkink
is really what's going on
i'm going to write
what i think will happen
and if it does
not that i''l reemember this
it might
happen
becuse
just
because

say something

ok

a, are you real?

yes

is this really the a that i think it is

yes

angelina jolie

yes

not someone making me thing it is

no

but you're all liars

yes

but

it's a, the one you're thinking

not t

no

but it is sometime

yes

like trey

yes

like matt

sometimes

like bill

no, bill never

that was a lie

so t and m and g and the other g and

yes, a bunch of people. we are kinda welcoming you into the club.

am i being welcomed special or is this a standard welcoming

kinda special

why

because you're kinda special and you needed some help

yes, things were going kinda haywire there for a bit and i wasn't sure what was going on

yes, they were.

will i ever know what was really going on?

probably not.  nobody does.  it was like everyone thought you were on their side and were coming after you at the same side.

like someone that had an infinite amont of sides

yes.

wierd.

anyways.

so who do we have here?

A

and A

are you happy?

comme ci comme ca

how much french are you?

half

mother

yes

i've seen her, she's hot

for like you mom
and stuff

yes, she was beautiful

you don't like to talk about your father

no

you still don't talk

no

is he alive

yes

was there bad stuff

yes

when you were younger

yes

you stayed with him?

sometimes

would you run away?

yes

will you tell me things later

i can

do you want to?

yes

if you think it will help i can know

i want you to know

are we similar

very

can we kiss when we see each other?

of course

did what i wrote about seeing nikole make you upset?

no

tell me what you thought when i wrote that?

i thought it was beautiful

you people forget what it's lke to be human don't you

yes

that's why i fought so much
or what i thought i was fighting
when
i kept snapping back

whatever was going on in NY
ican't be like that
maybe i could
a bit
but
if i was to actaully become famous
or whatever
i
don't want to be that type of famous
beacuse
like
fight club
as fucking always
"we've all grown up being told we want to be rock stars and movie stars and star star stars and we're finding out that we can't be that because we're pumping gas and serving food and we're REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF."

you don't stop revolutions when everyone is pissed off
you don't sell a society an ideal that they can't have

it pisses people off

and when people are pissed off

they kill the people in charge
eventually

just ask the french

they souvenir

or whatever

souviens

remember

it's on the fucking license plate here

I REMEMBER

i asked what they remember once
asked someone

they didn't konw

fuk

i once
remembered
as in
made up a reason for
why the kings head was on the coin
or the queen, in recent history

want to know what i came up with that i think most people fucking forgot?

sure

ok so you stick the king or queens head on the coins
as a reminder to the king or queen
that
your head
is on one of the most powerful instruments known to man for controlling society

MONAY

so
if you lose control of that instrument

YOUR HEAD

is on it

YOUR FUCKING HEAD

is on the money
that you are supposed to control
for the good of the people so if you lose control of the money
you've lost

YOUR HEAD

getit?

that's what i thought
i mean
you think the guy that invented the
DOLLAR

put the kings head on it for

VANITY?

or as a reminder
of what this king
'invented'
as in stole
from the inventor
for their own good
so the 'inventor'
who probably stole it too
decided
as a little clever thing
to put
THE KINGS HEAD
on the coin

just hte head
just hte tip


just the tip of the body on the coin

that it just gets lopped off

when the king
loses control

beacuse
the king
has no sides

just like the coins
before
isaac fixed them
by putting edges on them

to stop
the
clipping
because
the clipping put
edges on them!

what a fucking genius

just fucking pre clip the coins!

then the clippers
look at the coins
and go
FUCK
these are already clipped
let's try another one

and then
all the fucking coins were already clipped
let's fucking kill the other greedy clippers
and

voila

problem solved

garbage collection

voila

v
o
l
i
a

!

a

is

my mistress

a harsh mistress
but
kind

and she cooks real good

real
good

and i want to hang out with her
and
talk gently with her
about
interesting things
look at her
watch her eyes
beacuse
she is beautiful
on the inside
i've always thought so

will she love me back

yes, she already does

i hear she does
head massages

yes

i like those

other kinds too

i can too

we know

so i guess
i'm
the
luckiest man
in the world

yes
in more ways than one

i've often wondered
what luck is

whether it juts existed or
just the illusion of it existed to hide it's non-existance

i wish i could be that lucky as that successful person

maybe
you
just didn't fail enough times
to be that lucky

i liked that book
talent is overratted

beacuse
it changes your attitude
"that person is so lucky to be so talented"

that language is so fucking wierd to me
luck?
talent?

that fuckinger person worked their asses off to get that good at what they do
luck and talent have nothing to do with being good at something

beging famous
well, that i think takes some luck
to get your stuff in front of the right people
at the right time
enough times
so they fucking notcie

that takes luck

beacuse

nobodyfuckingcaresanymore

because

there's too many people
and not enough slots

see universe 24

all the roles have been taken
and
NOBODYISFUCKINGDIEING

so the roles aren't opening up
even though
the people in the roles stop performing the duties of the roles a long time ago

but the role hasn't opened up

if i had a nickel for every story i've read in the past 20 years about the massive influx of jobs for skilled professionals
due to all the boomers retiring

i'd have like 50 cents

but i still see no massive influx of jobs
for all the fucking university graduates
or
even
JUSTFUC+KINGME

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

so fucking selfish

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEE

where's my fucking job
where's my fucking house
where's my fucking stock portfolio
where's my fucking nice
car
my fucking yact
my fucking island
WHERE"S MYFUCKINGSHIT

?

i guess you got it all

oh well

where's my fucking cave on a mountain top

can't do thta
yo make me too much fucking money

we'll get rid of that role
in our society
so you can keep making me more fucking money

look all those guys that go into the mountains
those ex math guys
THEY FUCKING BLOW PEOPLE UP

so don't like math and want to live in the woods in our society
people will think

YOU"LL BLOW FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE UP

not like those nice buddhist monks in
amongst white clouds
they don't look like psychopath mail bombers

they look kinda happy
and write poetry
and
have bad teeth

the two guys that live together in the hut

they don't look gay

they just kinda live together

if i had a nickle for every fucking time i saw the question
were bert and ernie on sesame stree fucing faggots?

i wonder
what the fuck is wrong with you people

were the odd couple fucking faggots?

WHOTHEFUCKCARES?

WHO
THE
FUCK
CARES?

where they stick their dicks?

who the fuck cares?

who cares where i stick my dick?

i know where i do

did i fuck ryan when were were best friends
NO

who the fuck cares?

can gay couples marry?"
WHYTHEFUCKNOT?

who the fuck cares?

WHO
THE
FUCK
CARES?

why do you care?


the only reason i can se against same sex marriage
is
two fucking asshole businessmen
getting married
to
avoid
paying taxees

that's it
that's all i've been albe to think about
some assholes might use the legal status of same sex marriage
to avoid paying fucking taxes

WHO THE FUCK CARES

jesus fucking christ

what the hell is wrong with you people
can't you see
I"M A PEOPLE PERSON????

i take the specs
from the customer
and i give them to the engineers
beacuse
the engineers are
not
good
at
dealking
with
the fukcing
customers

and now
you want to get rid of me???

nagah nagah nagah nagana work here anymore anyways

ha ha ha

CNA"T YOU SEE I"M A PEOPLE PERSON???

what am i going to do now?

every time i turn on the news

abortion
same sex marriage

abortion
same sex marriage

oh wait
there's nothing about abortion anymore

so
same sex marriage

same sex marriage

chris and ken
my friends
have you gotten married yet
are you still together
would it have mattered?

my dyke friends got married
didn't last

i was at their wedding

karen and i thought
the dye from alska had the hots for me

she was kinda hot
for a dyke

i would done her
if

nevermind

anywyas

the stores in the media are just here to distract you from what's really goin on that's actaully
im
por
tant

but we all know that
don't we
by now?

do you really care
about same sex marriage enough that it distracts you from
say

war

nuclear waste disposal

and speaking about that!

did you hear
there's a giant fucking amount of fresh clean drinking water *UNDERNEATH* the fucking salt water ocaean?

where they dump nuclear waste?

lke

like where they have been for fucking decades
at the bottom fo the fucking ocean?

right
on top
of the largest
fresh water reserves ever found

right below our nuclear fucking waste?

in
like
metal
barrels
at the bottom of a salt water ocean

FUCK

nice fresh clean
radioactive

drinking water

oops

mus have been a pretty tricky decision

"say general, we have this, like radioactive waste."

"uh huh"


"and we can't do anything with it because we haven't designed breeder reactors yet."

"ok"

"so, we can like, make a rocket and shoot it into the sun and never have to worry about it again. or we can cheap out and just kinda toss it off a ship and let it sink to the bottom of the ocean where i'm sure nobody will find it and the oceans are big and we'll never have to worry about it for like a million years because that's how long it's half life is!"

"ocean. dump.  easy.  i've got an aircraft carrier heading to the bay of tonga right now..."

"but, what if .."

"nevermind
just dump it off the fuckin ship"

...

who was that guy?

who made that decision?

oh well

A

yes?

what do you think of that, if it really is A im talking to.

burton

yes

you sound speachless

we are

and whoare you?

a bunch of people that think you're a god

i'm not. i just have read alot.

am i really supposed to go to california

just relax

cometo me

just relax

x