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- Well I finally lynched that fat spic Chad Wardenn. Here's the news.
- Harris Co-Chair: Her Flips Are 'a Good Thing', Trump 'Hasn't Changed'
- CNN Fact-Checker Daniel Dale: Harris Was Not Accurate on Fracking
- Brittany Mahomes 'Don't Give a F***' If People Bash Her Trump Likes
- CNN's Bash Whacks Walz for His Campaign Lies, He Refuses to Own Up
- Harris Zig-Zags on Border Policy in CNN Interview
- Harris on Changing Policy on Arms to Israel: 'No'
- Fact Check: Kamala Falsely Claims Border Bill Had Broad Bipartisan Support
- Harris Dodges on Why Admin. Waited to Act on Border, Touts Root Cause Work
- Harris: I Changed on Fracking in 2020, Experience as VP Helped Me Change
- Harris: No Regrets on Defending Biden's Fitness to Serve
- Get All Breitbart News Here
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- Trainwreck
- CNN Pushes Kamala Hard on Issues
- Harris Unprepared, No Good Answers
- Walz Hit on Stolen Valor
- VP Defends Bidenomics, Fails to Explain Why She Did Not Lower Prices
- Vice President Kamala Harris gives remarks ahead of the one-year anniversary of the Biden
- Vice President Kamala Harris took ownership of the policies that led to costs soaring about 20 percent across the board during CNN’s Thursday interview
- CNN’s Cooper: By Doing Joint Interview, Harris Decreases Amount She’ll Be Pressed
- CNN's Cooper: Harris Lessens Amount She'll Be Pressed with Joint Interview
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- Kamala Harris Campaign Responds to Backlash, Promises Solo Interview on Mystery Date
- Campaign Vows Kamala Harris Will Give Solo Interview on Mystery Date
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- Harris: No Regrets on Defending Biden’s Fitness to Serve, Presidency Was Transformative
- Harris: No Regrets on Defending Biden's Fitness to Serve
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- CNN’s Jennings: Dems Are ‘Craven’ for Trying to Turn Trump’s Arlington Trip
- Jennings: Dems Are 'Craven' for Trying to Attack Trump's Arlington Trip
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- 31 Questions Dana Bash Should Ask Kamala Harris, Tim Walz in First Interview
- 31 Questions Bash Should Ask Harris, Walz in First Interview
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- Nolte: Kamala Harris’s Claim that She Worked at McDonald’s Is Under Scrutiny
- Nolte: Harris’s Claim that She Worked at McDonald’s Is Under Scrutiny
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- Politico Claims JD Vance ‘Tries to Tether Harris’ to the Biden-Harris Administration
- Politico: Vance 'Tries to Tie Harris' to Biden-Harris Admin
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- Fact Check: Barbra Streisand Accuses Trump of Violating Arlington Cemetery Rules
- Fact Check: Barbra Streisand Accuses Trump of Violating Arlington Rules
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- Watch Live: Donald Trump Holds Town Hall in La Crosse, Wisconsin
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Holds Town Hall in La Crosse, Wisconsin
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- Harris on Policy Flips: ‘My Values Have Not Changed’, We Implemented Values Behind Gree
- Harris on Policy Flips: 'My Values Have Not Changed'
- Monk Arrested After Shooting Conway Cab Driver to Death.
- Taxi driving is always safe.
- Nigforme Makes First Court Appearance After Getting Capital Murder Charge.
- Literal Aspiring Rapper Gets 18 Years After Plowing Down White Man with His Car, Killing Him.
- Houston: Negro with Missing Teeth Cries in Court After Killing His Mom.
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- Current threat: Back to school. 📒
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- Goth
- Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff) are a self-aggrandizing bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin. If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.
- Evolutionary social scientists postulate that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the Greb or Greebo lineage, due to its similar preponderance of black clothing, leather, and spikes. However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the Emo subspecies. It seems inevitable, therefore, that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.
- (( Let's All Make A Circle And Take Turns Cutting Ourselveves ))
- ............... You may be wondering if those homosexuals have stopped being gay. Let's find out. #LRH:
- [08:33] <+b-rex> got all the shit imma need for a week rofl
- [08:35] <+milkness> too hot to sleeeeep
- [08:36] <+b-rex> i donno where the kitties are
- 06[08:36] * +luldangs blows on milkness
- [08:36] <+b-rex> they been hiding since this morning
- [08:37] <+milkness> you full of hot air not cold dangs
- [08:37] <+luldangs> am nawt. it's super cold here
- [08:38] <+luldangs> -20C
- [08:38] <+milkness> what's inside ya isint
- [08:38] <+luldangs> how do YOU know hmm
- [08:38] <+milkness> cuz you are often waxing on about your rancid methane emissions
- [08:38] <+milkness> that stink so bad they awaken ye
- [08:38] <+b-rex> i forgot i can't get ham hocks and turkey necks and all that good stuff up here :(
- [08:38] <+luldangs> that's the other end. i'm not blowing on you from my shit shute!!
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- Tom Taylor (1817–1880) was an English dramatist, public servant and writer. After a brief academic career in English literature and language at University College London in the 1840s, Taylor practised law and became a civil servant. At the same time he became a journalist, most prominently as a contributor to and eventually the editor of the magazine Punch. He also began a theatre career and is now best known as a playwright. With up to one hundred plays staged during his career, both original work and adaptations of French plays, Taylor's output covers a range of genres from farce to melodrama. Most fell into neglect after Taylor's death, but Our American Cousin (1858), which achieved great success in the 19th century, remains famous as the piece that was being performed in the presence of Abraham Lincoln when he was assassinated in 1865. This undated photograph by the studio of Samuel Robert Lock and George C. Whitfield is part of Men of Mark: A Gallery of Contemporary Portraits, a collection published in 1881.
- Photograph credit: Lock & Whitfield; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- I have a confession to make. I'm not a real newscaster. I'm just a fraud. I'm a talentless hack. I just copy and paste stuff from Breitbart. I'm gonna go cry in my bathtub now. Bye.
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