Vilgax supernova

"*Hey, this is radio station G-E-N-I-E, we're taking calls on the wish line, making your wacky wishes come true…" Genie popped out of the screen. "Hello! I wish I was a little bit taller—" He snapped his fingers and the Tengen Toppa Bigorren Lagann grew to Vilgax's hight. "I wish I was a baller—" A supersupersupermassive sun, proportionally the size of a basketball, appeared in Tengen Toppa Bigorren Lagann's hand. "I wish I had a—"

"Didn't we free you?!" said Roger. "Why are you still here?!"

"Well excuuuuse me!" said Genie. "I just wanted to help a friend of a friend! 'Sides, it's the universe at stake here, give me some credit."

"So you'll help us?" said Roger.

"Eeeeeeh I've taken up enough character space as is. But you guys got this!" Pointy shades appeared on Genie's face. "Believe in the me that believes in you!" He teleported across the galaxy. "From very far away."

Roger shook his head. He looked at the sun in his hand. What was he supposed to do with this…?

"The Big O hass the rock……" said Davebot. "Roger, I have it on good authority that there's a version of you out there that's ballin'. Just gotta believe in it."

Roger sighed, for he realized he had little choice else but to ball. He dribbled over to Vilgax, crossed him up, bounced the sun between his legs, leapt up, and slammed it through a galaxy into Vilgax. The universe flared white with the strength of the supernova. Somewhere, probably from Genie, Roger heard an airhorn.

Vilgax was dazed.

- Ragnarust