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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just jizzing on a 2 year old girl's face. Here's the news.
- Report: Dem Megadonor Reid Hoffman Weighs Fleeing U.S. After Trump's Win
- Latino Groups Blast Deportation of Criminal Migrants
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- Reports Suggest China Investigating Defense Minister Dong Jun
- Alabama A&M Football Player Medrick Burnett Dies after Head-on Collision
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- South Korea’s Fertility Rate Ticks Up for First Time in Nine Years
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- Trump Cabinet Members Targeted with Death Threats
- Bomb Threats, Swatting
- Zeldin: ’pro-Palestinian’ message
- Rep. Elise Stefanik, R-N.Y., is seated before President-elect Donald Trump arrives at a me
- Many of President-elect Donald Trump’s cabinet picks had their lives threatened Tuesday night into Wednesday morning.
- Trump May Kick Establishment Media Out of White House Briefing Room, Make Seats for New Media
- Trump May Kick Establishment Media Out of White House Briefing Room
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- Carney on Kudlow: Mexico Will Not Start a Trade War with the U.S. Over Trump’s Tariffs
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- EV Giveaway: Biden Administration Lends $6 Billion to Troubled Rivian for Electric Vehicle Factory
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- Michelle Obama Dunked on After Touting Self-Help Workbook with ‘Techniques,’ ‘Exe
- Michelle Obama Dunked on After Touting Self-Help Workbook with 'Techniques'
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- Report: Trump’s Deportations Will Boost U.S. Wages as Employers Cannot Rely on Cheap Foreign
- Report: Trump's Deportations Will Make Employers Pay Higher Wages
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- Elon Musk: Alexander Vindman ‘Committed Treason,’ Will ‘Pay the Appropriate Penal
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- Mexican President Fires Warning at Trump Over Tariff Threat
- Mexican President Fires Warning at Trump Over Tariff Threat
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- Maryland: Democrat Mayor Pledges Taxpayer Funds for Migrants to Fight Deportation
- MD Dem Mayor Pledges Taxpayer Funds for Migrants to Fight Deportation
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- John Kerry Claims U.S. ‘On the Brink of Needing to Declare a Climate Emergency’
- John Kerry: US is 'On the Brink of Needing to Declare a Climate Emergency'
- Niggard Arrested After Stabbing IHOP Employee Because He Was "Poisoned".
- IHOP. Come hungry. Leave angry.
- Police Searching for Baboon Who Threw Tantrum and Attacked Deli Clerk Over Not Getting Iced Tea.
- Negro Caught on Cam Robbing Philly ATM Machine.
- 2 Baboons and a Sheboon Arrested for Running Fake ID Stripper Ring.
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- Twilight
- Twilight (pronounced "toilet") or Why Mormons Shouldn't Write Vampire Fiction, along with its cash-cow sequels New Moon, Eclipse (also known as Sparklequeers versus Furfags), and Breaking Dawn, are a series of gay vampire romance Harry Potter fan pulp fiction triple-ply rolls of bath tissue that appeal to the tiny minds of 16 year old girls, vampirefags, werewolf story fanbois, and, of course, Jews.
- Full of one-dimensional characters and completely devoid of originality, the series is comparable to reading the scribblings and shit stains of an epileptic downie coloring while a strobe light is being shone in its face. It has been rumored that when the first copy of Twilight came off the press, Joyce, Twain, and Faulkner all simultaneously shit themselves from beyond their respective graves.
- The book series is easily the worst thing to hit the werewolf genre since furries, and the worst thing to happen to vampires ever. The entire series of books and movies, which would have been better as a one season television series on Lifetime then forgotten, have no redeeming value to speak of as either literature or cinema, and should be avoided like The Black Plague.
- If you want to know just how horrible Twilight is, it's worse than Tara Gilesbie's masterpiece My Immortal, because My Immortal was funny. Twilight just makes small children cry. The maddening thing is that Twilight isn't rotting on fanfiction.net like it should be, but making shitloads of cash which funds its BBW author's lard ass with twinkies and ho ho's. The author is listed in Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People for catering to the fantasies of 16 year old girls who wouldn't know a good book if it raped them in the ass. Twilight also supports pedophilia, necrophilia, incest, bestiality and babyfuck.
- But most importantly, Twilight is a foolproof blueprint for you sick fucks out there to tap that jail-bait ass you've been stalking for months. Proven to work better than candy and a van with tinted windows, also cheaper than roofies with twice the brain damage.
- (( Boku No Pico Is Still A Better Love Story Than This Flaming Piece Of Shit ))
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- Mary Jackson (1921–2005) was an American mathematician and aerospace engineer at the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics and its successor, NASA. She worked at Langley Research Center in Hampton, Virginia, for most of her career. She started as a human computer at the segregated West Area Computing division in 1951. In 1958, after taking engineering classes, she became NASA's first black female engineer. Jackson had earned the most senior engineering title available by 1979 and realized she could not earn further promotions without becoming a supervisor. She accepted a demotion to become a manager of both NASA's federal women's program and the affirmative action program. Her work sought to influence the career paths of women in science, engineering, and mathematics positions at NASA. Jackson is one of the leading characters in the 2016 book Hidden Figures and one of the three protagonists in the book's film adaptation, released the same year. This NASA photograph of Jackson was taken in 1979.
- Photograph credit: NASA; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Well let'shope my dog Yowza Shnauza wins the dog show tomorrow. If he doesn't he'll get fed to some chinks. Mr. Chong is gonna be really pissed if he doesn't get the meat for his dish.
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