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- Oh god I have to write about monkeys again............... Hey, everyone! It's time for the news! 😃
- U.S. Forces Conduct ‘Self-Defense’ Strike Against Unknown Syria Attackers
- China Says BRICS Nations Will Push Back Against Trump Tariff Threat
- Hollywood Trump Resistance Demoralized, Won't Organize Mass Demonstration
- Sean Penn ‘Proud’ Joe Pardoned Hunter Ahead of Trump's 'Clown Show' Admin
- Idaho Salon Loses Clientele After Owner Calls Trump Voters 'Racist'
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- France Rocked: Gov’t Collapses
- Le Pen Ousts Globalist PM
- France's Prime Minister Michel Barnier speaks next to a screen displaying a picture of Fre
- The government of France has fallen for the second time this year, as a vote of no confidence in Prime Minister Michel Barnier was passed by the National Assembly on Wednesday, giving the former Eurocrat the ignominious distinction of being the shortest tenured prime minister in modern French history.
- Bye Bye Barnier! French Government Collapses as Le Pen Joins Leftist Bloc to Oust Globalist PM over
- French Gov't Collapses as Le Pen Ousts Globalist PM Barnier
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- Mike Johnson Nixes Biden’s $24 Billion Aid Request for Ukraine
- Mike Johnson Nixes Biden's $24 Billion Aid Request for Ukraine
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- Report: Biden Admin Moves to Complicate Donald Trump’s Purge of Deep State
- Report: Biden Admin Moves to Complicate Trump's Purge of Deep State
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- Jane Fonda Blasts Democrat Colorado Gov. Jared Polis over Fossil Fuels: ‘He’s a Bad Governo
- Jane Fonda Blasts Dem CO Gov. Jared Polis
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- Female Republican Senators Express Support for Pete Hegseth: ‘The Answer’ to Restoring
- Female Republican Senators Express Support for Pete Hegseth
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- Justice Jackson, Who Wouldn’t Define ‘Woman,’ Claims Trans Drug Ban Is Sex Discri
- Justice Jackson, Claims Trans Drug Ban Is Sex Discrimination
- Exclusive — Make America Healthy Again: Trump Team Hypes MAHA Dream Team
- Make America Healthy Again: Trump Team Hypes MAHA Dream Team
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- Liberal Women Are Undergoing Sterilization and Blaming Trump: ‘Election Tied My Hands’
- Liberal Women Are Undergoing Sterilization, Blaming Trump
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- Nolte: Biden White House Conspired for Months to Mislead Public About Hunter Pardon
- White House Conspired for Months to Mislead Public About Hunter Pardon
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- NYPD: Shooting Death of UnitedHealthcare CEO an Apparent ‘Brazen Targeted Attack’
- NYPD: Shooting Death of UnitedHealthcare CEO 'Targeted Attack'
- Volusia County Negroid Writes "Trump" "KKK" Before Setting Car on Fire.
- Negroes love the KKK and Trump.
- Monkey Who Abused Dog Chimps Out in Manatee County Courtroom.
- Negro with Clown Mask Robs Fayetteville Store with Machete.
- Baboon Busted with Loaded Gun on Subway.
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- Current threat: St. Niggerlas. 🎅🏿
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- Nawlins
- New Orleans, sometimes The Big Easy, was once a humid, rancid shithole in the US state of Louisiana populated solely by niggers, believed by anyone who didn't live there to be "a good time."
- The only time of the year that New Orleans even came close to being a good time was Mardi Gras, which was kind of like the Mummers Parade with booze. Otherwise, New Orleans was known for its crappy football, domesticated jazz, faux zydeco, termites, po'chilluns, and catfish. On August 28, 2005, almost the entire population either drowned, or migrated to Memphis, Tennessee. Which is fine either way.
- (( THEY GOT HIT BY ANOTHER FUCKING HURRICANE ))
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- The cinnamon teal (Spatula cyanoptera) is a species of dabbling duck found in western North and South America. It is a migratory species, travelling to northern South America and the Caribbean during the Northern Hemisphere's winter. The cinnamon teal lives in marshes and ponds, and feeds mostly on plants. It has a typical length of 16 in (41 cm), with a wing span of 22 inch (56 cm) and a mass of 14 oz (400 g). The male has bright reddish plumage with a duller brown coloration on the female. The bird feeds predominantly by dabbling, with its main diet being plants and sometimes molluscs and aquatic insects. This cinnamon teal was photographed at the Parrot World animal park in Crécy-la-Chapelle, France.
- Photograph credit: Clément Bardot
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- Well I'm gonna drink some guarana then smoke some marijuana and then have sex with an iguana.
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