My friends LOL Moment

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: male

Stranger: straight male

You: I'm so sorry, please forgive me, who would I pray to, to straighten out these problems?

You: Straighten out these problems, straighten out my mind

You: straighten out this crooked tounge, my mind has wandered, straight and narrow

You: my mind has wandered from the flock you see, my mind has wondered, the man just said so.

You: my mind has wandered, I hang on to thee.

You: and the flock has wandered, away from me...

Stranger: do you take meds

You: Some really fucking good coke.

You: why?

Stranger: because that ramdom talking is not normal

You: I'm the virus; are you the cure?

You: because I am morally impure

You: I'm a disease, and I am unclean, I'm not part of God's well oiled machine.

You: Christian nations, assimilate me, take me in your arms, and set me free.

Stranger: are you on zyperxa or risperadol

You: I am a part of a degenerate elite, dragging our society into the street.

You: zyperxa.

You: The alcoholic bastard waves his finger at me, and his voice was filled with evangelical glee

Stranger: i feel bad for you i really

Stranger: do

You: while sipping down his gin and tonic, while preaching about the evils of narcotics

You: and the evils of sex; and the wages of sin; while he mentally fondles, his next of kin

Your conversational partner has disconnected.