God Bless God kthx

<elefawk> bop doowop
<RUIN> woof
<RUIN> woof woof
<elefawk> are you a furry
<RUIN> No, I'm a murfur
<elefawk> what's a that
<RUIN> Mermaid furry.
<elefawk> so you are a furry
<RUIN> No, I'm a special furry. I'm a murfur.
<elefawk> a special furry is still nonetheless a furry
<RUIN> No, a special furry is a special furry.
<elefawk> earth is "special" in that it's the only known planet to support complex life
<elefawk> it's a special planet
<elefawk> therefore it isn't a planet
<RUIN> Pfff. I'm an extremely special furry, then.
<elefawk> so if you find something to be extremely special it isn't what it is because it's an extremely special it
<RUIN> It's not just me, it's Jesus Christ. The church. God bless me.
<elefawk> why the name "RUIN"?
<elefawk> does it represent the state of your mental stability
<RUIN> Well, I guess so. It's my alias.
<elefawk> i know it's an alias
<elefawk> it's obviously not your name
<elefawk> is that the only reason
<elefawk> because because?
<RUIN> I guess so.
<elefawk> beautiful
<elefawk> so much arbitrary decision-making nowadays
<elefawk> if you think about it
<elefawk> compared to the past
<RUIN> That's lovely.
<elefawk> the decisions going through peoples' minds in the hunter gatherer days were so much less trivial
<elefawk> it was all
<elefawk> direct
<RUIN> Omg you're so deep right now.
<elefawk> it wasn't about some complicated political issue
<RUIN> I need to take notes.
<elefawk> wat
<elefawk> i don't go deep with strangers
<elefawk> that'd bore strangers
<elefawk> strangers don't like talking about important things
<elefawk> (you're a stranger)
<RUIN> But I'm no stranger. I'm a murfur RUIN. God bless murfurs.
<elefawk> i'm an agnostic atheist sry no blessing
<elefawk> from me at least
<RUIN> OMG!!! You're going to hell for that!!!
<elefawk> okay so you think you're a mermaid
<RUIN> OBEY THE GOD!
<RUIN> EMBRACE THE GOD
<elefawk> OH OKAY IF YOU SAY SO
<elefawk> YOU JUST COMPLETELY CHANGED MY MIND
<RUIN> AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO HIS WORDS!
<elefawk> WOW WHAT AN EPIPHANY
<elefawk> how do you make love to words
<elefawk> words
<RUIN> You just get your dick out and pet some's mouth while they are talking.
<elefawk> i tried that with my girlfriend
<elefawk> doesn't work well
<RUIN> SHE DIDN'T RECIEVE CHRIST!
<elefawk> then why was she saying "oh my god" so much?
<RUIN> I cannot know that for sure. She needs to recieve Christ and allow people to pet her lips with their golden genitalia.
<elefawk> "people"
<RUIN> Yes, we're all brothers and sisters and we need to incest to live, so, if she fucks your neighbour, it's like she fucked you.
<elefawk> how pious it is to suck several people's dicks
<RUIN> it's not about sucking, it's about love.
<elefawk> love for GOD
<RUIN> Yes. God bless God.
<elefawk> you tell 'em
<RUIN> I sure will!