voicelines.php

<?php
$voicelines = [

[ "name" => "The Well Stacked Pizza Co. guy",
  "framing" => "joshRomek",
  "lines" => [
    "What do you want?",
    "Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir!",
    "Oh? Uh, what would you like?",
    "What would sir like?",
    "Everything's well stacked, sir.",
    "Choose a blend of cheese and fat, sir."
  ]
],
[ "name" => "Binco girl",
  "framing" => "joshRomek",
  "lines" => [
    "How exhilarating to have you visit, sir.",
    "Welcome to my humble shop!",
    "Ooh! A customer!",
    "Come in, come in!",
    "Hello!",
    "Hey, hi, welcome!",
    "Hi there!",
    "Welcome, sir, welcome!"
  ]
],
[ "name" => "Ammu-Nation clerk",
  "framing" => "joshAngery",
  "lines" => [
    "Everything a patriot could want!",
    "Ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need.",
    "They all lost their serial numbers.",
    "I don't do big military orders.",
    "You hard yet?"
  ]
]

];

$rng = new \Random\Randomizer();

header("Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8");
foreach ($voicelines as $vl) {
    echo "{$vl["name"]}:\n";
    $shuffled = $rng->shuffleArray($vl["lines"]);
    echo "{$vl["framing"]} {$shuffled[0]} {$vl["framing"]}\n\n";
}