voicelines.php

<?php
$voicelines = [

[ "name" => "The Well Stacked Pizza Co. guy (Ryder)",
  "framing" => [ "joshRomek" ],
  "lines" => [
    "Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir!",
    "What do you want?",
    "Come on, just pick something!",
    "Everything's well stacked, sir.",
    "Choose from an aspiring range.",
    "What would sir like?",
    "What would you like, sir?",
    "Oh? Uh, what would you like?",
    "Choose a blend of cheese and fat, sir.",
    "You want a pizza or what?"
  ]
],
[ "name" => "Binco lady (Nines and AK's)",
  "framing" => [ "joshRomek", "haloge9BincoLady" ],
  "lines" => [
    "Hello!",
    "Ooh! A customer!",
    "How exhilarating to have you visit, sir.",
    "Hi there!",
    "Welcome, sir, welcome!",
    "Welcome to my humble shop!",
    "Come in, come in!",
    "Hey, hi, welcome!"
  ]
],
[ "name" => "Ammu-Nation clerk (Small Town Bank)",
  "framing" => [ "joshAngery" ],
  "lines" => [
    "All virtually legal and above board.",
    "Don't you just love the smell of gun oil?",
    "All top-quality pieces!",
    "No ID required, friend.",
    "Guns and ammo. All top-quality.",
    "Everything you need to get even.",
    "They all lost their serial numbers.",
    "Ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need.",
    "I got everything a real patriot could want.",
    "I can meet all your home defense needs.",
    "I have a piece for every occasion.",
    "You hard yet?",
    "Ain't my business what you do with it.",
    "It's all fresh outta the crates.",
    "You can legally own a gun."
  ]
],
[ "name" => "Cluckin' Bell cock (Monster 8x)",
  "framing" => [ "joshRomek" ],
  "lines" => [
    "Cock-a-cluckle-doo, please place an order.",
    "Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo.",
    "Cluck, cluck, how may I serve you?",
    "Cluckity fuck, place your order.",
    "Cock-a-doodle-cluck, welcome.",
    "It's all processed chicken ass.",
    "How may I further degrade myself sir?",
    "Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you?",
    "Cock-a-doodle-doo, what do you want?"
  ]
]

];

$rng = new \Random\Randomizer();

header("Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8");
foreach ($voicelines as $vl) {
    echo "{$vl["name"]}:\n";
    $random_line = $rng->shuffleArray($vl["lines"])[0];
    foreach ($vl["framing"] as $frame) {
        echo "$frame $random_line $frame\n";
    }
    echo "\n";
}