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- Time for an update on my favorite monkeys.
- Californians Slam Insurance Companies For Lack of Support After Wildfires
- Jasmine Crockett Gone Wild: New Face of Democrats Emerges
- JD Vance Joining Usha in Greenland Amid Criticisms of Visit
- Mexican Men Accused of Sexually Assaulting 14-Yr-Old Boy on Cruise Ship
- Disney's 'Snow White' Star Rachel Zegler Mocked After Declaring '#1 Movie'
- Huckabee Stands Up to Hollering Protesters, Senator Van Hollen
- Biden-Era Small Business Admin Exposed in Lax Pursuit of COVID Fraud
- Behar: Trump Has to Go, GOP Look in the Mirror, Is this Country You Want
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- Exclusive: ’Fighter’ Singer/ Songwriter Jon Kahn Releases Faith-Driven ’Fingerprints’
- First Single Since Losing Home in Palisades Fire
- Chronicles Epic Faith Journey
- ’Even in the darkness I can see You got your fingerprints on me’
- With his latest release “Fingerprints,” Kahn takes listeners on an emotional musical journey that traces the origins of the faith he initially felt but denied as a young boy, only to embrace as a man.
- Behar: Trump ‘Has to Go,’ GOP ‘Look in the Mirror, Is this the Country You Really
- Behar: Trump Has to Go, GOP Look in the Mirror, Is this Country You Want
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- Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Responds to Atlantic Report: ‘Nobody Was Texting War PlansR
- Pete Hegseth Responds to Atlantic Report: 'Nobody Was Texting War Plans'
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- Trump Pardons Hunter Biden’s Former Business Partner Devon Archer
- Trump Pardons Hunter Biden's Former Business Partner Devon Archer
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- Disney’s ‘Snow White’ Star Rachel Zegler Mocked After Declaring ‘#1 Movie I
- Disney's 'Snow White' Star Rachel Zegler Mocked After Declaring '#1 Movie'
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- Heart Rocker Nancy Wilson ‘Embarrassed’ to Be an American, Fans Suggest She Leave
- Heart Rocker Nancy Wilson 'Embarrassed' to Be an American
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- Two Mexican Nationals, One with HIV, Accused of Sexually Assaulting 14-Year-Old Boy on Miami-Bound
- Mexican Men Accused of Sexually Assaulting 14-Yr-Old Boy on Cruise Ship
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- Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett on Handling Political Opponents: ‘I Think You Punch’
- Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett on Handling Political Opponents
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- Trump Reveals NSC Staffer Added the Atlantic Editor to Group Chat on Houthi Strikes
- Trump Reveals NSC Staffer Added Editor to Group Chat on Houthi Strikes
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- Trump Expresses Confidence in National Security Adviser Mike Waltz After Accidental Leak to The Atl
- Trump Expresses Confidence in National Security Adviser Mike Waltz
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- Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett Calls Paralyzed Gov. Greg Abbott ‘Governor Hot Wheels’:
- Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett Demeans Paralyzed Gov. Greg Abbott
- Monkey Shoots Baton Rouge Officer to Death While Struggling with Him.
- He was suspected of rape.
- Gorilla Runs Over White Woman in Dallas, Then Flees.
- Ball of Pubes with a Negro Under it Gets 30 Years After Killing White Man When He Was 12.
- Pavement Ape Arrested After Body of White Woman is Found in His Lasalle Parish Home.
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- Current threat: March Madness. 🏀🐵
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- Wimmins
- Women (AKA Whimmin', whores, bitches, cunts, baby factories, cum dumpsters, penis caps/gyms, kitchen slaves, the hole, sammich maker, bringer of the beer and she who sleeps on the wet spot) are the annoying, dumb, inferior, shitty gender pieces of flesh around the vagina that don't invent or discover things, save for perhaps Original Sin and sandwiches. It has been scientifically proven that women have smaller brains than men, and as such women are to be treated like sex-objects as porn has chosen to educate and reminded us. They exist only to fulfill four functions: be procreatively seductives, cooking, cleaning, fucking, and looking after babby.
- It must also be remembered the Babble tells us that women are not only the inferior gender, but they are the evil, hateful gender as well. According to the Malleus Maleficarum, there are many procedures one can use to test the evilness of women, including setting them on fire and pushing them off steep cliffs; should they survive, they are witches. A simpler method that makes use of the Scientific Method that was invented by men has you just looking to see if she's breathing. If she's Breathing, she's a witch That's a bitch dumbass. You act like there's a difference. Did you marry a witch? Find out today!
- Women are an invasive species of perpetually bored, unhappy, unsatisfied, wild creatures that mankind would hunt for sport to extinction if not for axe wounds and a need to propagate the species. Women have been cursed by nature with monthly blood loss until they dry up. Most men accept menstruation as proof that GOD has a sense of humor because why would a perfect, omnipotent male like GOD make something that would be at her horniest when she was also at her bitchiest unless it was for lulz.
- Women are like vending machines: you gotta put money in to get something out, but if you hit it at the right time you can often get a freebie.
- Protip: The word "women" comes from the verb whimmin', meaning a sudden unpredictable unexplained impulsive change of mind.
- (( It Doesn't Matter Who She Is: Your Mother, Your Sister Or The Girl Next Door. If She Has Two X Chromosomes Cunt Can Apply T
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- The Kefermarkt altarpiece is a richly decorated wooden altarpiece in the Late Gothic style in the parish church of Kefermarkt in Upper Austria. Commissioned by the knight Christoph von Zelking, it was completed around 1497. Saints Peter, Wolfgang and Christopher are depicted in the central section. The wing panels depict scenes from the life of Mary, and the altarpiece also has an intricate superstructure and two side figures of Saints George and Florian. The identity of its maker, known by the notname Master of the Kefermarkt Altarpiece, is unknown, but at least two skilled sculptors appear to have created the main statuary. Throughout the centuries, it has been altered and lost its original paint and gilding; a major restoration was undertaken in the 19th century under the direction of Adalbert Stifter. The altarpiece has been described as "one of the greatest achievements in late-medieval sculpture in the German-speaking area". This image shows the upper-right wing panel of the Kefermarkt altarpiece, depicting the Annunciation. Mary is portrayed kneeling in a praying stool inside a half-open structure, supported by unusually carved pillars, crowned above their capitals with figures which are probably intended to be prophets from the Old Testament. The archangel Gabriel is entering the structure, and holds a speech scroll where parts of his greeting, the Ave Maria, is visible. In the upper-left corner is a depiction of God the Father among clouds and flanked by two angels. The panel originally also contained a dove, the symbol of the Holy Spirit, but it has been lost.
- Sculpture credit: Master of the Kefermarkt Altarpiece; photographed by Uoaei1
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- Well. I'm done with the news. I don't know how I did it, but I magically finished the news. Now I'm going to magically rape a 4 year old girl, and then magically run over some spics with my car, and then magically down a whole bottle of Lorazepam.
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