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[2] Like my intelligent vorpal weapon, which had a penchant for argument and a willingness and ability to turn on and off its special powers, depending on whether I had been being nice to it of late. Basically it was pissy all the time because I was a lawful character and it was chaotic. Every time we went into combat I had to convince it that killing them there creatures would greatly advance the cause of chaos, while fending off questions about why I'd want to do it, then, what with being lawful and all.
-- Carl Jacobs

Damn, this sounds just like my NT machine here at work.
-- Henrik

Also, it was shaped sort of like a big gonzo potato-peeler.
-- Carl Jacobs

Oh, it's a Compaq...
-- Henrik